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Wedgies?
When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a
wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred. I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it. What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything. TIA. JP ***************** Type II. |
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In other news, the Cavendish is threatened! Yes! We have no bananas!
Geneticists around the globe are mobilizing, and monkeys are freaking right out. Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South American producers get whacked too. Short Chiquita! Remember the Gros Michel! Click here for enlightenment... http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science...cbccdrcrd.html |
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Jay Pique wrote:
In other news, the Cavendish is threatened! Yes! We have no bananas! Geneticists around the globe are mobilizing, and monkeys are freaking right out. Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South American producers get whacked too. Short Chiquita! Remember the Gros Michel! Click here for enlightenment... http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science...cbccdrcrd.html Interesting, there was an article about bananas in the recent Smithsonian as well (although the ANWR article was much better IMHO). http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smi...05/banana.html ---------------------- Chester If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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Jay Pique wrote:
When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred. I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it. What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything. Was this newsgroup always so funny? Back when I first subscribed it seemed like mostly frames from SA (South Africa? Scott Abraherorhim?) Speaking of fake plastic ass, REI now carries butt pads for snowboarders. |
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Bill Tuthill wrote:
Jay Pique wrote: When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred. I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it. What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything. Was this newsgroup always so funny? Back when I first subscribed it seemed like mostly frames from SA (South Africa? Scott Abraherorhim?) Speaking of fake plastic ass, REI now carries butt pads for snowboarders. He can probably get a classic double bumper chest pad down at the Goodwill pretty cheap as well; just the thing for close encounters in the trees. |
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Jay Pique wrote:
When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. Well, DUH! That's why people wear one-pieces in the first place. It's not completely unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred. All I can say is relax and enjoy the ride. //Walt |
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Jay Pique wrote:
When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred. I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it. What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything. Unless your actual intent is to be more pinchable, give bicycle shorts a try. -- Cheers, Bev ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++ Warning -- Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition |
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Jay Pique wrote:
Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South American producers get whacked too. Banana plauge, bird flu, where will it end? -- ant |
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ant wrote: Jay Pique wrote: Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South American producers get whacked too. Banana plauge, bird flu, where will it end? You spelled "flew" wrong. JP **************** RSA = Dead. |
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Sven Golly and Bob Lee wrote this crap: This first fallen snow is barely enough to bend the jonquil leaves Is that a translation or original English? I always like the double meaning thingies as in leaves/goes/leaf blah Blah blah blah... shaking head So I start an excellent post about ass-cracks and wedgies and you two go get all literary and crap on me. I mean Come On - fake plastic ass inserts?! That's an ORIGINAL! Haiku is so '90s. JP ****************************************** I'm justifiably annoyed as my incredible eBay deal turned out to be 3-phase instead of single so I'm now in the market for a VFD or phase-converter and that'll make my incredible deal considerably less incredible than I thought but it's still a good deal and I should probably move my shop somewhere with 3-phase service anyhow, and Ant can bite me because this sig is longer than anything I've seen from her in eons. |
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