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Old June 25th 10, 11:28 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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I'm creating the most obnoxious band ever made.

I have a bagpipe player.

I'm playing the vuvuzela.

I have an accordion player.

All I need is a cowbell player. Can anyone play the cowbell? (I
know. irony meter just pegged.)

CAN ANYONE PLAY THE COWBELL?

Watch for our band on, "Fox and Friends."


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.




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Old June 26th 10, 12:29 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default I'm putting the band together

On Jun 25, 4:28*pm, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
I'm creating the most obnoxious band ever made.

I have a bagpipe player.

I'm playing the vuvuzela.

I have an accordion player.

All I need is a cowbell player. *Can anyone play the cowbell? *(I
know. *irony meter just pegged.)

CAN ANYONE PLAY THE COWBELL?

Watch for our band on, "Fox and Friends."


I have no doubt that you can blow the vuvuzela. A perfect choice of
instrument for such an annoying, rude, inconsiderate asshole.
Maybe Bubba can play the cowbell for you, since he you learned how to
blow the vuvuzela by blowing him.
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Old June 26th 10, 12:36 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default I'm putting the band together

On Jun 25, 4:28*pm, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
I'm creating the most obnoxious band ever made.

I have a bagpipe player.

I'm playing the vuvuzela.

I have an accordion player.

All I need is a cowbell player. *Can anyone play the cowbell? *(I
know. *irony meter just pegged.)

CAN ANYONE PLAY THE COWBELL?

Watch for our band on, "Fox and Friends."

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *Repeal the nightmares.

* * * * * * *

* * * * * *A mighty Hungarian warrior
* * * *The blood of Attila runs through me


I played the cider jug in a band at a 6th-grade assembly.
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Old June 26th 10, 01:25 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:

CAN ANYONE PLAY THE COWBELL?


No.

This has been another in a series of simple answers to simple questions.

//Walt
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Old June 26th 10, 02:24 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2010 21:25:58 -0400, Walt wrote
this crap:

A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:

CAN ANYONE PLAY THE COWBELL?


No.

This has been another in a series of simple answers to simple questions.


From a simple person.


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.





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Old June 28th 10, 03:14 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
I'm creating the most obnoxious band ever made.

I have a bagpipe player.

I'm playing the vuvuzela.

I have an accordion player.


Are you guys going to cover "Yo! Yo! I'm a Cowboy Now!" ?

'cause that would be awsome.

//Walt



http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_mel...wantedSong.mp3

Background: http://musicology.typepad.com/dialm/...nt-postmo.html

The worst band ever, according to scientific research, features the
accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted
instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer.

But let's not leave out the operatic soprano rapping about being a cowboy.




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Old June 28th 10, 10:52 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:14:13 -0400, Walt wrote
this crap:

A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
I'm creating the most obnoxious band ever made.

I have a bagpipe player.

I'm playing the vuvuzela.

I have an accordion player.


Are you guys going to cover "Yo! Yo! I'm a Cowboy Now!" ?

'cause that would be awsome.


I never heard of that song. But we're practicing, "Highway to Hell,"
"Crazy Train," and "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap."


How can a banjo be annoying? Everyone loves a banjo.


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. They hate the bagpipes.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
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Old June 28th 10, 08:48 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dick G[_4_]
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On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 05:52:17 -0500, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:

On Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:14:13 -0400, Walt wrote
this crap:

A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
I'm creating the most obnoxious band ever made.

I have a bagpipe player.

I'm playing the vuvuzela.

I have an accordion player.


Are you guys going to cover "Yo! Yo! I'm a Cowboy Now!" ?

'cause that would be awsome.


I never heard of that song. But we're practicing, "Highway to Hell,"
"Crazy Train," and "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap."


How can a banjo be annoying? Everyone loves a banjo.


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. They hate the bagpipes.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

If you do Kashmir and Stairway to Heaven I will purchase tickets
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Old June 28th 10, 09:43 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:48:11 -0400, Dick G wrote
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I never heard of that song. But we're practicing, "Highway to Hell,"
"Crazy Train," and "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap."


How can a banjo be annoying? Everyone loves a banjo.

If you do Kashmir and Stairway to Heaven I will purchase tickets


I never hear of Kashmir and I will never ever ever play Stairway to
Heaven. How about, "I can ride my bike with no handlebars."


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. They love the banjo.




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The blood of Attila runs through me
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Old June 28th 10, 09:49 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
Dick G wrote this crap:

If you do Kashmir and Stairway to Heaven I will purchase tickets


I never hear of Kashmir



Really? It's almost as well known as "Yo! Yo! I'm a Cowboy Now!"

You'll never make it on the wedding band circuit.

//Walt
 




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