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Skiing is dangerous for men !



 
 
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Old May 16th 04, 07:49 AM
Tom-Alex Soorhull
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Default Skiing is dangerous for men !

Yes, because last week I was skiing and my penis and my testicles
froze and fell off.I tried to get them, but a squirrel quickly stole
them and ate my "nuts". Ouch !

So I'm a Eunuch now.

I recommend to wear anti-freeze and anti-squirrel pants or you could
lose your genitals, too.
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