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I bet all my money on Ohio State. I lost my mansion, my yacht, my
Harleys, the family jewels, the family bible. All my guns are gone and my gold plated banjo and my collection of Rolex watches. The bookies took everything even my yachting trophies and my brand new set of Callaway golf clubs. They even took away my DVD collection of John Wayne movies. When I told my little girl that we were moving into a pup tent in a vacant lot she looked up at me with those big blue eyes and started crying, saying, "What am I going to tell my friends at school?" I had no answer. My mother in Florida sold my spare golf clubs and sold my lifetime pass to Disney World. None of my brothers and sisters will talk to me. My wife left me and took the dog. My magazine subscription to Victoria's Secrets was cancelled. All I have left is some spare change and a stack of tokens from the VFW. I'm going to miss that dog. What will I do? How will I ever find a gold plated banjo again? Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares. |
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On Oct 17, 9:08*am, wrote:
I bet all my money on Ohio State. *I lost my mansion, my yacht, my Harleys, the family jewels, You lost the family jewels a long, long time ago. |
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On Sun, 17 Oct 2010 20:29:23 -0400, Walt wrote
this crap: wrote: I bet all my money on Ohio State. I lost my mansion, my yacht, my Harleys, the family jewels, the family bible. All my guns are gone and my gold plated banjo and my collection of Rolex watches. The bookies took everything even my yachting trophies and my brand new set of Callaway golf clubs. They even took away my DVD collection of John Wayne movies. Well, at least they didn't take your emergency rum flask. They took that too. Cheers! //Walt //good thing I have the sense not to bet on the local football team... If you were smart you would bet against them. How about those Hawkeyes? The Spartans look like a good bet this week. And here's a good tip: Don't ever, ever, bet on the Lions. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Mon, 18 Oct 2010 10:37:54 -0400, Walt
wrote this crap: I don't gamble (except the stock market) Everybody gambles. You don't buy a lottery ticket? You don't buy a raffle ticket from a local charity? You don't take a chance on an office pool? No guts, no glory. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Oct 18, 9:53*am, wrote:
On Mon, 18 Oct 2010 10:37:54 -0400, Walt wrote this crap: I don't gamble (except the stock market) Everybody gambles. *You don't buy a lottery ticket? *You don't buy a raffle ticket from a local charity? *You don't take a chance on an office pool? *No guts, no glory. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *Repeal the nightmares. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe On our multi-day soccer parent trips, we often take a side trip to a nearby casino (Cache Creek is less than an hour away and Lake Tahoe is a pleasant day's drive from Davis). I usually sit at a 20-25 cent video poker machine and shoot for flushes. So far this year I am up abour $3.60. My wife plays $25-$50 minimum 1 or 2-deck blackjack and counts cards. She is up over $1200 on this year's soccer expeditions. She doesn't like me to play blackjack because I have bad habits (I _always_ hit 13) and I disagree with her about whether other players affect her luck. |
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