FAQ about Scott Abraham

Q: Who is Scott Abraham?
A: Scott Abraham, also known as "Schattie," "Buddha," "The Talking
Urinal," "SA," and some names so foul as to prohibit mentioning them
to newcomers, is a disgusting whacko from Seattle Washington. He
became infamous for being the only person ever kicked off the
internet.

Q: Why does everyone hate him?
A: Scottie has an early history of telling lies. When he was found
out he lost his marbles.

Q: Why does he hate everybody?
A: He lives in a basement, has no job, no life, no money, no career,
no future, he steals his food from a soup kitchen, and goes skiing
without lift tickets. He's a whacked-out psycho, who looks up to
everyone from his sewer. Since he can't crawl out of the gutter, he
tries to pull everyone down to his level.

Q: He says that only losers and terrorists post here. So why does he
stay?
A: He has no life. Having everyone hate him is the only
entertainment he gets.


Strive for victory. Be the best. Win one for Ronald Reagan.

And don't smoke at the pumps.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Dec 1, 3:59 am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
Q: Who is Scott Abraham?
A: Scott Abraham, also known as "Schattie," "Buddha," "The Talking
Urinal," "SA," and some names so foul as to prohibit mentioning them
to newcomers, is a disgusting whacko from Seattle Washington. He
became infamous for being the only person ever kicked off the
internet.

Q: Why does everyone hate him?
A: Scottie has an early history of telling lies. When he was found
out he lost his marbles.

Q: Why does he hate everybody?
A: He lives in a basement, has no job, no life, no money, no career,
no future, he steals his food from a soup kitchen, and goes skiing
without lift tickets. He's a whacked-out psycho, who looks up to
everyone from his sewer. Since he can't crawl out of the gutter, he
tries to pull everyone down to his level.

Q: He says that only losers and terrorists post here. So why does he
stay?
A: He has no life. Having everyone hate him is the only
entertainment he gets.

Strive for victory. Be the best. Win one for Ronald Reagan.

And don't smoke at the pumps.

Get a life.


IS




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 05:25:05 -0800 (PST), taichiskiing
wrote this crap:


Strive for victory. Be the best. Win one for Ronald Reagan.

And don't smoke at the pumps.

Get a life.


I have one. I was just made club champion. While you constantly
remind us of mediocrity.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Dec 1, 11:05 am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 05:25:05 -0800 (PST), taichiskiing
wrote this crap:

Strive for victory. Be the best. Win one for Ronald Reagan.

And don't smoke at the pumps.

Get a life.

I have one. I was just made club champion. While you constantly
remind us of mediocrity.

Well, you have made a [BOAT] club champion, yet you hang out here with
a SKIER group and talk about such minuscule non-skiing subject,
really, what life is that?


IS




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Tue, 2 Dec 2008 04:43:05 -0800 (PST), taichiskiing
wrote this crap:

I have one. I was just made club champion. While you constantly
remind us of mediocrity.

Well, you have made a [BOAT] club champion, yet you hang out here with

It's a YACHT club. Someday I let you know the difference.

a SKIER group and talk about such minuscule non-skiing subject,
really, what life is that?

You can't ski when there's no snow. BTW, we have the most prestigious
club in the midwest. Our club is known all over the US. We have
members go all the world, and bring back trophies. We recently had
one of our members go to China, and bring home Olympic Gold. Anybody
in your club get any awards?

I'm a full voting member, and I am automatically invited to all the
invatation-only events. You couldn't get through the front gate.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Dec 2, 2:14*pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
On Tue, 2 Dec 2008 04:43:05 -0800 (PST), taichiskiing
wrote this crap:

I have one. *I was just made club champion. *While you constantly
remind us of mediocrity.

Well, you have made a [BOAT] club champion, yet you hang out here with

It's a YACHT club. *Someday I let you know the difference.

a SKIER group and talk about such minuscule non-skiing subject,
really, what life is that?

You can't ski when there's no snow. *BTW, we have the most prestigious
club in the midwest. *Our club is known all over the US. *We have
members go all the world, and bring back trophies. *We recently had
one of our members go to China, and bring home Olympic Gold. *Anybody
in your club get any awards?

I'm a full voting member, and I am automatically invited to all the
invatation-only events. *You couldn't get through the front gate.

Sure, but do you know the ancient technique of FlatBoating? It's
usually performed on calm days and without sails.

Be all you can be, be a FlatBoater!

And don't smoke while swimming.

Armin

On Dec 2, 2:14 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
On Tue, 2 Dec 2008 04:43:05 -0800 (PST), taichiskiing
wrote this crap:

I have one. I was just made club champion. While you constantly
remind us of mediocrity.

Well, you have made a [BOAT] club champion, yet you hang out here with

It's a YACHT club. Someday I let you know the difference.

I know, just want to see how yacht owners argue that their yacht is
not a boat, as they always do.


a SKIER group and talk about such minuscule non-skiing subject,
really, what life is that?

You can't ski when there's no snow.

Nothing by chance, I have chased the snow all over the north America,
except Midwest and Southeast.

BTW, we have the most prestigious club in the midwest.
Our club is known all over the US. We have
members go all the world, and bring back trophies. We recently had
one of our members go to China, and bring home Olympic Gold. Anybody
in your club get any awards?

I just learned recently, one of my high school classmates has made to
be a billionaire. Does that make me richer? Another sad note is the
one who played swords got killed in a brawl.


I'm a full voting member, and I am automatically invited to all the
invatation-only events. You couldn't get through the front gate.

Thanks but no thanks, I don't usually go to an event that has a "gate"
to partition themselves from the rest of the world.


IS




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Dec 1, 5:25*am, taichiskiing
wrote:
On Dec 1, 3:59 am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:



Q: *Who is Scott Abraham?
A: *Scott Abraham, also known as "Schattie," "Buddha," "The Talking
Urinal," "SA," and some names so foul as to prohibit mentioning them
to newcomers, is a disgusting whacko from Seattle Washington. *He
became infamous for being the only person ever kicked off the
internet.

Q: *Why does everyone hate him?
A: *Scottie has an early history of telling lies. *When he was found
out he lost his marbles.

Q: *Why does he hate everybody?
A: *He lives in a basement, has no job, no life, no money, no career,
no future, he steals his food from a soup kitchen, and goes skiing
without lift tickets. *He's a whacked-out psycho, who looks up to
everyone from his sewer. *Since he can't crawl out of the gutter, he
tries to pull everyone down to his level.

Q: He says that only losers and terrorists post here. *So why does he
stay?
A: *He has no life. *Having everyone hate him is the only
entertainment he gets.

Strive for victory. *Be the best. *Win one for Ronald Reagan.

And don't smoke at the pumps.

Get a life.

His life IS lying. All he can do.