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  #21  
Old November 2nd 10, 04:07 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On 11/01/10 19:09, wrote:

wrote this crap:

Nope, that's pretty much it. The Last Supper and The Dogs Playing Poker.
Everything else is simply second rate.


Mona Lisa hanging in the bathroom encourages the speedy accomplishment
of the task(s) at hand.


I didn't think you ladies knew what the task at hand was for men in
the bathroom. A smiling woman would encourage the men to be slower.
Ah yes. Make it last. Make it last.


I was under the impression that men finished a LOT sooner. I would
imagine that the amount of time required would be, in any case, variable.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.


I wish it were possible to take her seriously. OTOH, I bet she could
beat the **** out of Pelosi with one hand tied behind her back.

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  #22  
Old November 2nd 10, 04:16 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Hey Walt

On Nov 1, 9:07*pm, The Real Bev wrote:
On 11/01/10 19:09, wrote:

*wrote this crap:


*Nope, that's pretty much it. The Last Supper and The Dogs Playing Poker.
*Everything else is simply second rate.


Mona Lisa hanging in the bathroom encourages the speedy accomplishment
of the task(s) at hand.


I didn't think you ladies knew what the task at hand was for men in
the bathroom. *A smiling woman would encourage the men to be slower.
Ah yes. *Make it last. *Make it last.


I was under the impression that men finished a LOT sooner. *I would
imagine that the amount of time required would be, in any case, variable.


They sure pee faster if they think I am around. Like immediately void
everything.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *Repeal the nightmares.


I wish it were possible to take her seriously. *OTOH, I bet she could
beat the **** out of Pelosi with one hand tied behind her back.


Would you assholes take this bull**** to your private censored
newsgroup, and leave rsa to decent people?
One thing for sure. Pelosi could beat the **** out of YOU with one
hand tied behind her back, and if she ever met you, she probably would.
  #23  
Old November 2nd 10, 04:16 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Nov 1, 4:20*pm, The Real Bev wrote:
On 11/01/10 04:37, Walt wrote:

wrote:
*wrote this crap:


*Did you get that back yet, or will you have to take your lucre and buy
*yourself another masterpiece?


*Is there another masterpiece? *I already have an original copy of Da
*Vinci's Last Supper hanging in my library.


Nope, that's pretty much it. The Last Supper and The Dogs Playing Poker..
Everything else is simply second rate.


Mona Lisa hanging in the bathroom encourages the speedy accomplishment
of the task(s) at hand. *If she's beyond your annual decorating budget,
there are a lot of cheaper art works with eyes that follow you.


If I ever need to puke fast, I'd pull out a pic of you.
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Old November 2nd 10, 11:01 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:07:26 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:




Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.


I wish it were possible to take her seriously. OTOH, I bet she could
beat the **** out of Pelosi with one hand tied behind her back.


I would pay to see that.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.

This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe
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Old November 2nd 10, 11:21 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:01:04 -1000, Ted Waldron
wrote this crap:



I wrote this crap on Tuesday and every one of my predictions came
true. I won back my gold plated banjo and my John Wayne DVD
collection. Now the bookies are begging be not to bet.


Good picks, if you picked Tulsa over ND, you need to talk to James Randi
to scientifically test your psychic ability. Penn State over Michigan
was a wise choices.


The bookies were giving away money on that one. Have you ever been to
Happy Valley? If you're not a PSU fan you better become one. They
actually have a larger than life bronze statue of Joe-Pa on campus.


So what is your favorite John Wayne Film? Hopefully it wasn't "The
Conquerer" , where like all the case died from cancer from fallout on
nuclear tests nearby.


Good question. I like good questions, especially about John Wayne
movies. My favorite is his last movie, "The Shootist," with a very
impressive cast.

Now back atcha. How many movies did John Wayne die in? And how many
movies did he win an Oscar for?



You should look at new skiis. (I got to put something obski in this)


I just bought new golf clubs. Callaways. I'm not made of money, you
know. I'm going golfing today.

It's election day. Vote Republican. Repeal the nightmares.

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Old November 2nd 10, 03:08 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Nov 2, 4:01*am, wrote:
On Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:07:26 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:



Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *Repeal the nightmares.


I wish it were possible to take her seriously. *OTOH, I bet she could
beat the **** out of Pelosi with one hand tied behind her back.


I would pay to see that.


How about you show up in person and I will beat the **** out of YOU
with one hand tied behind my back?
I'd pay to see that.
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Old November 2nd 10, 10:40 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tue, 02 Nov 2010 12:07:38 -1000, Ted Waldron
wrote this crap:

Now back atcha. How many movies did John Wayne die in? And how many
movies did he win an Oscar for?


I know he won a Best Actor Oscar for "True Grit", but I don't know any
other Academy Awards.


You win. That was his only Oscar.

You should look at new skiis. (I got to put something obski in this)


I just bought new golf clubs. Callaways. I'm not made of money, you
know. I'm going golfing today.


So, what are they carbon fibre? graphite? titanium heads?


Yes Yes No. I went golfing today and I plan on going tomorrow.


It's election day. Vote Republican. Repeal the nightmares.


Sorry, I am one of those hippy liberal telemarker skiers, who demand
green lentils in every pot, and think that the Costco shouldn't have
parking lots, but bike racks, and Yoga should be mandatory in schools...
I come from the Socialist side/Social Welfare State side of the
Scandahoovians, not the Viking side of the family. So my vote doesn't
help your Croatian agenda.


You socialist. People like you are the very root of the problem.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.

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Old November 3rd 10, 03:23 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Hey Walt

On Nov 2, 4:40*pm, wrote:

Yes Yes No. *I went golfing today and I plan on going tomorrow.


I went today. Going tomorrow too. Are you going on Thursday? I am. 3
courses in 3 days. 4 in 5 days.
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Old November 3rd 10, 01:07 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 20:23:38 -0700 (PDT), pigo
wrote this crap:

On Nov 2, 4:40*pm, wrote:

Yes Yes No. *I went golfing today and I plan on going tomorrow.


I went today. Going tomorrow too. Are you going on Thursday? I am. 3
courses in 3 days. 4 in 5 days.


I'm golfing today and tomorrow and Friday if the weather stays good.
The course is closed, but I got a new Bag Boy pull cart. (Only I need
to get a cup holder for it.)

It's a great day to be a republican. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. A
few days ago on O'Reilly she said that she might run. Repeal the
nightmares.

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Old November 3rd 10, 01:50 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
pigo[_2_]
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Default Hey Walt

On Nov 3, 7:07*am, wrote:
On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 20:23:38 -0700 (PDT), pigo
wrote this crap:

On Nov 2, 4:40*pm, wrote:


Yes Yes No. *I went golfing today and I plan on going tomorrow.


I went today. Going tomorrow too. Are you going on Thursday? I am. 3
courses in 3 days. 4 in 5 days.


I'm golfing today and tomorrow and Friday if the weather stays good.
The course is closed, but I got a new Bag Boy pull cart. *(Only I need
to get a cup holder for it.)


Should have gotten a Sun Mountain. They come with cup holders. And I
just added a seat to mine! Did you get a "pull" cart? If so get a push
cart when you upgrade. The SM speed cart is a beauty. They're $200.
but all the pro shops have them, get it with winnings.

It's a great day to be a republican. *Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *A
few days ago on O'Reilly she said that she might run. *Repeal the
nightmares.


Pretty good day. It would have been really nice to see harry reid go
down too (not in the usual way). But it will be nice to see him suffer
and whine about it.

Here's a nice video of some democrats out campaigning:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPIP-...ayer_embedded#
 




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