Spend much time in your cabin this summer, Schattie?

A very convenient thing to own; I hope you got some use out of it.

On Thu, 25 Sep 2014 12:46:05 -0700 (PDT), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:

A very convenient thing to own; I hope you got some use out of it.

The empty doghouse in his back yard does NOT count as a summer cabin.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

On Thursday, September 25, 2014 5:42:45 PM UTC-4, wrote:

The empty doghouse in his back yard does NOT count as a summer cabin.

Certainly not. That's his primary residence year-round.

On Thursday, September 25, 2014 6:02:30 PM UTC-5, Eviel Dewar wrote:
On Thursday, September 25, 2014 5:42:45 PM UTC-4, wrote:

The empty doghouse in his back yard does NOT count as a summer cabin.

Certainly not. That's his primary residence year-round.


And all this time I thought it was a lawnmower shed he lived in.

They still let him have a dog? Or they just let him have a dog HOUSE? You know, if he painted it pink he could pretend it was the Malibu Barbie Dream Home.

Sometimes you can get a $5 can of mis-mixed paint at Lowe's ... maybe they will have pink some day. Or he could get a few different colors and mix into something like pink, same as he can mix food out of three different trash cans to produce a nutritious (and tasty) diet.

And with the new trash ordinance in Seattle, he can forage in both the trash can and the yard waste can for dinner.

On Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:31:42 -0700 (PDT), wrote this
crap:

On Thursday, September 25, 2014 6:02:30 PM UTC-5, Eviel Dewar wrote:
On Thursday, September 25, 2014 5:42:45 PM UTC-4, wrote:

The empty doghouse in his back yard does NOT count as a summer cabin.

Certainly not. That's his primary residence year-round.


And all this time I thought it was a lawnmower shed he lived in.

Is that what it is? I thought it was one of those Airstream "Silver
Bullets" just painted to look like a lawn shed.

They still let him have a dog?

Of course not. He killed his dog and sold the body to a Vietnamese
restaurant.

Or they just let him have a dog HOUSE? You know, if he painted
it pink he could pretend it was the Malibu Barbie Dream Home.

But then his property taxes would increase. He couldn't afford that.

Sometimes you can get a $5 can of mis-mixed paint at Lowe's ...
maybe they will have pink some day. Or he could get a few different
colors and mix into something like pink, same as he can mix food out
of three different trash cans to produce a nutritious (and tasty) diet.

And with the new trash ordinance in Seattle, he can forage
in both the trash can and the yard waste can for dinner.

Good idea. I'm sure he gets the maximum $200 a month in food stamps,
but when he stocks up on Ho-Hos, slim jims, Cheez-its, Twinkies,
Little Debbie snack cakes, Hershey's Kisses, potatoe chips and
Mountain Dew there isn't much left for real food.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.