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  #311  
Old December 6th 10, 11:32 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2010 13:48:30 -0800 (PST), pigo
wrote this crap:

On Dec 5, 2:22*pm, wrote:
On Sun, 5 Dec 2010 12:19:03 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Hey, Tranny Boob? *When you stalked me to my ****ing HIGH SCHOOL
alumni, how did they respond?
Never heard a word from them, ppppppuuuuuussssssyyyyy.


I'm sure that you are on their, "Do not call," list.

Merry Christmas everyone. *God bless us all.


Merry xmas to you too.

WTF is trunky talking about? Did he go to hs in San
Diego ????????????? Is he stepping into another ****storm again.
Nevermind. I don't care.


Sure you do, or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

Remember when Trunky claimed to have been trained by SEALS? He
claimed to have grown up on the naval base at Coronado. So I suppose
he went to HS there. Why his mommy moved him to Seattle is beyond me.
Why would anyone live in Seattle? (Except if you're 9th Division.)

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.

Merry Christmas everyone. God bless us all.
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  #313  
Old December 6th 10, 01:38 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 6 Dec 2010 05:22:35 -0800, "Bob F" wrote
this crap:

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Why his mommy moved him to Seattle is beyond me.
Why would anyone live in Seattle? (Except if you're 9th Division.)


Because it's a hell of a lot better climate than Detroit or Boston.


What? Are you nuts? Have you ever been to Detroit?

Almost never
hot and humid together.


What's wrong with that?

Almost never snows in town, but lots of great hills
within a couple hours with huge snow dumps compared to Detroit, measured in the
hundreds of inches some years. Because it has REAL mountains nearby. Because
there is water for whitewater playing year round.


Water? Near Detroit? I guess you never heard of the Great Lakes. Look
it up. There are more boats registered in Michigan than in all other
states combined. Michigan has over 2000 miles of shoreland. That's
more than the Eastern seaboard and the Western seaboard combined.

I remember the days I spent at Fort Lewis. In August it went down to
28 degrees at night. I'll say this again for special emphasis, in
August the nighttime temperature was below freezing. We would wake up
and there was frost on the ground. You didn't need a cooler to keep
your beer cold.

Speaking of whitewater, I remember my training at Ft. Lewis, during a
river crossing exercise I had to swim a river carrying a rope, and tie
it to a tree on the other side. I was selected because I was the best
swimmer. I remember jumping in and almost went into shock. The river
was full of snow melt and I had never been in water so cold. I became
numb and swam across and completed the mission. You do NOT want to
play in Seattle's rivers.

You want snow? Michigan has more registered snowmobiles than all
other states combined. I'm pretty sure Michigan has more ski areas
than Washington and California combined.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.




Merry Christmas everyone. God bless us all.
  #314  
Old December 6th 10, 01:46 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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wrote:
On Mon, 6 Dec 2010 05:22:35 -0800, "Bob F" wrote
this crap:

wrote:
Why his mommy moved him to Seattle is beyond me.
Why would anyone live in Seattle? (Except if you're 9th Division.)


Because it's a hell of a lot better climate than Detroit or Boston.


What? Are you nuts? Have you ever been to Detroit?


Just 2nd grade through high school, and a few summers after that.


Almost never
hot and humid together.


What's wrong with that?


I couldn't wait to escape it. It's miserable.


Almost never snows in town, but lots of great hills
within a couple hours with huge snow dumps compared to Detroit,
measured in the hundreds of inches some years. Because it has REAL
mountains nearby. Because there is water for whitewater playing year
round.


Water? Near Detroit? I guess you never heard of the Great Lakes. Look
it up. There are more boats registered in Michigan than in all other
states combined. Michigan has over 2000 miles of shoreland. That's
more than the Eastern seaboard and the Western seaboard combined.


I said "whitewater". You know - snow melts in mountains, flows downhill, runs
around bends and over rocks, makes waves you can surf all day.

There's plenty of flat water around Seattle too.

I remember the days I spent at Fort Lewis. In August it went down to
28 degrees at night. I'll say this again for special emphasis, in
August the nighttime temperature was below freezing. We would wake up
and there was frost on the ground. You didn't need a cooler to keep
your beer cold.


I haven't seen anything like that in my 37 years here. A couple days of that
wouldn't kill you, and it certainly would be extremely rare.


Speaking of whitewater, I remember my training at Ft. Lewis, during a
river crossing exercise I had to swim a river carrying a rope, and tie
it to a tree on the other side. I was selected because I was the best
swimmer. I remember jumping in and almost went into shock. The river
was full of snow melt and I had never been in water so cold. I became
numb and swam across and completed the mission. You do NOT want to
play in Seattle's rivers.


Do you ski naked?


You want snow? Michigan has more registered snowmobiles than all
other states combined. I'm pretty sure Michigan has more ski areas
than Washington and California combined.


Snowmobiles? IF that's what you want to do. We have mountains - real ones. And
we don't have to drive to the other end of the state to find them. But we could.


  #315  
Old December 6th 10, 01:55 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Bob F wrote:
Almost never
hot and humid together.


What's wrong with that?


I couldn't wait to escape it. It's miserable.


I remember being so hot I had to let go of the waterski rope. That's hot!


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Old December 6th 10, 02:15 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 6 Dec 2010 06:46:20 -0800, "Bob F" wrote
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What? Are you nuts? Have you ever been to Detroit?


Just 2nd grade through high school, and a few summers after that.


And you moved away?


Almost never
hot and humid together.


What's wrong with that?


I couldn't wait to escape it. It's miserable.


I guess you never heard of air conditioning.


Water? Near Detroit? I guess you never heard of the Great Lakes. Look
it up. There are more boats registered in Michigan than in all other
states combined. Michigan has over 2000 miles of shoreland. That's
more than the Eastern seaboard and the Western seaboard combined.


I said "whitewater". You know - snow melts in mountains, flows downhill, runs
around bends and over rocks, makes waves you can surf all day.


Been there done it. It's one of the reasons that Washington State is
on my "Do not return," list. (The "Do not return list is only
Washington and Texas.)

There's plenty of flat water around Seattle too.

I remember the days I spent at Fort Lewis. In August it went down to
28 degrees at night. I'll say this again for special emphasis, in
August the nighttime temperature was below freezing. We would wake up
and there was frost on the ground. You didn't need a cooler to keep
your beer cold.


I haven't seen anything like that in my 37 years here. A couple days of that
wouldn't kill you, and it certainly would be extremely rare.


Don't walk away here. I've seen frost on the ground in the Yakima
Valley in August. It's pretty reasonable that there is frost on the
ground during the other eleven months.


Speaking of whitewater, I remember my training at Ft. Lewis, during a
river crossing exercise I had to swim a river carrying a rope, and tie
it to a tree on the other side. I was selected because I was the best
swimmer. I remember jumping in and almost went into shock. The river
was full of snow melt and I had never been in water so cold. I became
numb and swam across and completed the mission. You do NOT want to
play in Seattle's rivers.


Do you ski naked?


Only in my dreams. I wish I could ski naked. For one thing, I would
save a lot of money on clothes.

Butt I'd still be carrying my emergency rum flask.



You want snow? Michigan has more registered snowmobiles than all
other states combined. I'm pretty sure Michigan has more ski areas
than Washington and California combined.


Snowmobiles? IF that's what you want to do. We have mountains - real ones. And
we don't have to drive to the other end of the state to find them. But we could.


Michigan has more ski areas than any other state, and a lot of them
are in the Detroit area. But we ain't perfect. If only the Lions
would win a game or two.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.



Merry Christmas everyone. God bless us all.
  #317  
Old December 6th 10, 02:21 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Snowmobiles? IF that's what you want to do. We have mountains - real ones. And
we don't have to drive to the other end of the state to find them. But we could.


Hey, snowmobiles are much more fun in the mountains than on the
flats. Around here if you have a snowmobile you don't have to deal
with idiots from Texas or snowboarders. And if you want to ski, you
can get unlimited fresh tracks. And you can still ski a snowmobile.
Most of my friends around here don't even ski or ride any more once
they bought their snowmobile.
  #318  
Old December 6th 10, 02:22 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 5, 10:13 am, downhill wrote:
snowfake

It is a apparent your are a ESL English for Slow Learners student
Did not need you to answer you write the same crap that makes no sense
just like your buddy scooter.
It was for the other people maybe somebody out there will come to your
defense or somebody else will explain to you how off base you are.

I still ask do you have any friends? Talk to them.


Talking about slow learner, "You are talking about yourself." Better
heed your own advice. But of course, if you do, you wouldn't be so
dumb and shameless, would you?

snowbender
  #319  
Old December 6th 10, 02:23 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 5, 11:04 am, "Bob F" wrote:
snowbender wrote:
On Dec 5, 7:42 am, downhill wrote:
snowfake wrote:
On Dec 4, 9:47 am, downhill wrote:
snowfake wrote:


No, I have no problem with my skiing, or my knowledge, I do need
them to skiing 130+ days a year.
You are so blinded with your vision of importance that you are
reduced to being an other internet loon like Scooter.
"You lie through you teeth to impress yourself."
And you can not process what you read, show me one person who
reads this group that that thinks you are not a LOON or a joke.
The only place you have credibility is in your mind and your buddy
scooter.


That will sit right next to a student that agrees with your
teaching and will admit they paid you to teach them which is
another person you can not produce.


you claim to ski 130 days plus it sure does not show


"Classic character reversal. I have put up, and it's you/gappers
cannot 'put up or shut up,'" you lying piece of ****.


snowfake


Classic response from an asshole who can not answer a question.


You've got that right on yourself.


You are a fake and you can not provide one other person who agrees
with you can you.


Yes, I did and they comfirmed, which makes you a "lying piece of
****."


You can carry on and respond in your internet loon manner but it does
not matter what you think you still miss the point.


You are talking about yourself.


Several people have said get independent people to read your posting
and see if they make any sense. But I guess from your manner of
interaction you do not have any friends or students.


My 12 yos kid has more skills and courage than you,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dQKG0GxLM


You have been proven wrong more times than I can count and yet it
never registers.


You are talking about yourself.


You are the lying piece of **** and the person you have lied to the
most is yourself and that would really make you a ****ing asshole!


You are talking about yourself.


go out and pretend to ski and you can live in your silly world and
think that your skiing and comments make a difference to anyone.


Your jealousy shows. No, I don't "pretend" but "do"; it is you who
pretend you are skiing; if you think that "your skiing and comments
make a difference to anyone," you are dumber than you think.
Unfortunately, that's your own little silly world.


snowbender


You prove with every post what a moron you are. Keep it up! Your record is
perfect.


Actually, each time you gappers post proves how shameless you gappers
are. And the record shows it perfectly.

snowbender
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Old December 6th 10, 02:24 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 6 Dec 2010 06:55:03 -0800, "Bob F" wrote
this crap:

Bob F wrote:
Almost never
hot and humid together.

What's wrong with that?


I couldn't wait to escape it. It's miserable.


I remember being so hot I had to let go of the waterski rope. That's hot!



Should have had better gloves. You know how those rope tows are on
your hands.


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.


Merry Christmas everyone. God bless us all.
 




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