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Sign of the impending apocalypse
The Rolling Stones tour of the US is sponsored by a mortgage company.
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Richard Henry wrote:
The Rolling Stones tour of the US is sponsored by a mortgage company. Next one'll be sponsored by Depends. Or the people who make those electric scooters for oldies. -- ant |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 11:26:35 +1000, "ant"
wrote: Richard Henry wrote: The Rolling Stones tour of the US is sponsored by a mortgage company. Next one'll be sponsored by Depends. Or the people who make those electric scooters for oldies. I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? nate |
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"uglymoney" wrote in message ... On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 11:26:35 +1000, "ant" wrote: Richard Henry wrote: The Rolling Stones tour of the US is sponsored by a mortgage company. Next one'll be sponsored by Depends. Or the people who make those electric scooters for oldies. I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? I can tell you that they work just fine with Coors Light. I suspect that they would with Bud as well. |
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pigo wrote:
"uglymoney" wrote in message ... On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 11:26:35 +1000, "ant" wrote: Richard Henry wrote: The Rolling Stones tour of the US is sponsored by a mortgage company. Next one'll be sponsored by Depends. Or the people who make those electric scooters for oldies. I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. Morning Budweisers?! No way, if you HAVE to drink before the sun's over the yardarm, it's got to be spirits only. I think the local croatians use slivovitz as mouthwash. Beer in the morning is nearly as bad as having cappucino after midday. What happens under such circumstances? I can tell you that they work just fine with Coors Light. I suspect that they would with Bud as well. Probably. There's just one beer factory, with three nozzles, for the Coors Lite, Bud Lite and Miller Lite. Although after I've been in America for a few months, I become quite partial to that Coors banquet stuff (ordinay coors I think it is). The can is very pretty. -- ant |
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"uglymoney" wrote in message ... On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 11:26:35 +1000, "ant" wrote: Richard Henry wrote: The Rolling Stones tour of the US is sponsored by a mortgage company. Next one'll be sponsored by Depends. Or the people who make those electric scooters for oldies. I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? Based on skin-diving experience, your butt gets warmer. At least for a while. |
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In message VMZGe.205086$Qo.55280@fed1read01, Richard Henry
writes I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? Based on skin-diving experience, your butt gets warmer. At least for a while. WTF is "Depends"? -- Sue ]3( Great British Beer Festival time again... www.gbbf.org |
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Sue wrote:
In message VMZGe.205086$Qo.55280@fed1read01, Richard Henry writes I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? Based on skin-diving experience, your butt gets warmer. At least for a while. WTF is "Depends"? Adult diapers for the elderly incontinent. There are a lot of commercials here showing happy grey-haired people riding bicycles (upright, no helmet) in a park or on the beach. You can just bet that those people are wearing Depends. A while back there were a lot of posts here from Gonar the Incontinent. Probably worth googling. -- Cheers, Bev --------------------------------------- That's my opinion. Ought to be yours. |
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The Real Bev wrote:
Sue wrote: writes I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? Based on skin-diving experience, your butt gets warmer. At least for a while. WTF is "Depends"? Adult diapers for the elderly incontinent. There are a lot of commercials here showing happy grey-haired people riding bicycles (upright, no helmet) in a park or on the beach. You can just bet that those people are wearing Depends. A while back there were a lot of posts here from Gonar the Incontinent. Probably worth googling. Thanks for reminding me... -- Cheers, Bev ==================================== "Incontinent hotline, can you hold?" |
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"Sue" wrote in message ... In message VMZGe.205086$Qo.55280@fed1read01, Richard Henry writes I have always wondered how Depends perform in very cold temeratures. Say at Breck on a -20 degree day with a north wind blowing across your chair you have to let those morning Budweisers loose. What happens under such circumstances? Based on skin-diving experience, your butt gets warmer. At least for a while. WTF is "Depends"? http://www.depend.com/products/products_all.asp |
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