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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007
On Sep 8, 1:00 pm, "Pinku-Sensei" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote : Forwarded to groups with either a candidate standing for more than one award or office (Scott Abraham of rsa, connor_a of soc.men, Jean-Paul Turcaud of sci.geo.geology) or multiple candidates for several awards and offices (Chuckles and Tosser of RAP and Subroutine and Tim Thorne of alt dot flame), along with a shout out to a group that usually contributes multiple voters and might want to participate in the write- in campaign for the Chump of the Summer (Hi, Hater Goon Cabal of ammj! I miss you!) Please note that the deadline is only four hours away, so hurry! OK, I have an idea for a new category, "K00k Girl-Man of the Month". I nominate Aratzio. BTW, did I win the other month when I was nominated "Most Athletic and Handsome Soc.Man"? Smitty PS Jeeze, all you k00ks screw me up with the addresses. Can't you guys just be normal? Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to elect an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in campaign on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most gullible people of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas, devoted housewife and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was exposed as a fool of epic proportions for two consecutive summers. (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)" Write-in candidate: RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) David Tholen Doug "Doogie" Grant Edmond Wollmann Raymond Karczewski None of the above Abstain BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, may vote on the question for both candidates) Christopher "Rizler" Smith YES NO Abstain Michael Vick YES NO Abstain KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Bill Hughes Scott Abraham Neither of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Atlas Bugged Bill AKA Respondant James Koput Sue H. of alt.fan.harry-potter None of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Bill Hughes David Tholen Neither of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Andrew B. Chung Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt Tom Bearden None of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) 24Bit of rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian Neither of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Charles Lysaght Connor Anderson of soc.men Tom "Tosser" Bishop None of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) David Tholen Raymond Karczewski Neither of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Alexa Cameron Scott Abraham Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) "Singing Starving Stomach" by Andrew Chung YES NO Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Atlas Bugged Jean-Paul Turcaud Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) David Tholen YES NO Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bill Hughes James Koput AKA Subroutine of alt dot flame Tom "Tosser" Bishop None of the above Abstain TAR AND FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) David Tholen Ed Conrad Neither of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian Connor Anderson of soc.men Habanero of alt.freemasonry Prof._Jonez None of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Bill Hughes Jean-Paul Turcaud Neither of the above Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Dale Kelly YES NO Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bill Hughes David Tholen Ed Conrad None of the above Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore YES NO Abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) David Tholen Edmond Heinz Wollmann Steve Chaney Abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Bill Hughes Honest John AKA Clockbrain Tom "Tosser" Bishop Abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) The Chad Bryant and John Henry Haters of rec.sport.pro-wrestling Saucerheads of alt.astronomy Abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. -- Pinku-Sensei Co-FNVW of AUK Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorpshttp://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html |
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