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Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel.
One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. |
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On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 1:26:22 PM UTC-4, wrote:
Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel. One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. LMAO! |
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On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 1:26:22 PM UTC-4, wrote:
Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel. One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. Their mangy bodies dripping mayo onto the streets below. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. Definitely! Don't look up; you don't want that stuff on your face. |
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[Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 16:31:11 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 10:26:22 AM UTC-7, wrote: Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel. One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. You better run and hide. The monkeys are looking for you, idiot. Now change your diapers. Incredibly stupid. Monkeys are smarter than you. Do you think they're smarter than you? ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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[Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:01:35 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 4:46:57 PM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 1:26:22 PM UTC-4, wrote: Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel. One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. Their mangy bodies dripping mayo onto the streets below. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. Definitely! Don't look up; you don't want that stuff on your face. One pervert freak doubles down on the stupid of another pervert freak. If only my monkees knew where you lived, they could do a special flyover and **** on you. ID? Oooops, forgot. Monkees will actually fly out of my ass before you grow a pair big enough to come out of hiding. Both of you. Change your diapers. "Monkees"? Peter Tork? Mike Nesmith? Mickey Dolenz? and Davy Jones? You been drinking again. Try to take the last train to Clarksville. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 1:47:21 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 10:41:00 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote: [Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:01:35 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham wrote this crap: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 4:46:57 PM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 1:26:22 PM UTC-4, wrote: Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel. One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. Their mangy bodies dripping mayo onto the streets below. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. Definitely! Don't look up; you don't want that stuff on your face. One pervert freak doubles down on the stupid of another pervert freak. If only my monkees knew where you lived, they could do a special flyover and **** on you. ID? Oooops, forgot. Monkees will actually fly out of my ass before you grow a pair big enough to come out of hiding. Both of you. Change your diapers. "Monkees"? Peter Tork? Mike Nesmith? Mickey Dolenz? and Davy Jones? You been drinking again. Try to take the last train to Clarksville. Good memories. You were born in '52. The Monkees TV show debuted in fall '66. Ergo, you were a high-school-aged Monkees fan. Scott, the Monkees were for *children*. |
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[Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:47:20 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap: "Monkees"? Peter Tork? Mike Nesmith? Mickey Dolenz? and Davy Jones? You been drinking again. Try to take the last train to Clarksville. Good memories. Good www.yahoo.com And good booze, too. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 12:03:55 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 8:24:44 AM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote: On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 1:47:21 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 10:41:00 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote: [Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:01:35 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham wrote this crap: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 4:46:57 PM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote: On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 1:26:22 PM UTC-4, wrote: Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers, and other essential personnel. One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie "Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour. Their mangy bodies dripping mayo onto the streets below. If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover. Definitely! Don't look up; you don't want that stuff on your face. One pervert freak doubles down on the stupid of another pervert freak. If only my monkees knew where you lived, they could do a special flyover and **** on you. ID? Oooops, forgot. Monkees will actually fly out of my ass before you grow a pair big enough to come out of hiding. Both of you. Change your diapers. "Monkees"? Peter Tork? Mike Nesmith? Mickey Dolenz? and Davy Jones? You been drinking again. Try to take the last train to Clarksville. Good memories. You were born in '52. When were you born, Mo? Verify it? The Monkees TV show debuted in fall '66. Ergo, you were a high-school-aged Monkees fan. A fan? Hardly. Liked some of the music, rarely watched the show. Met Peter Tork once, nice guy. Like their music. Will have to play some today. Scott, the Monkees were for *children*. If they were for children, then you violate your parole if you listen to them, eh, Mo? We're preparing for the flyover. Singing the theme song. Hey, hey we're the Monkees, people say we Monkee around, we're too busy flying and enjoying putting Horvath down........sing it! Just earwormed you. "Hey, hey we're the Trunkees" - a song about rectal prolapse. |
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[Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:41:49 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap: Do you think they're smarter than you? Smarter than you, for damn sure. After all, MY monkees don't live in ****ing Toledo, don't have bird**** on their shoulder harnesses, and don't have to wear diapers. They fear no rsa freak. Happy to send them for a flyover of your VFW club. Address? VFW 4906 2161 Consaul St. Toledo, Ohio 43605 Phone 419 698 4411 The person answering the phone is called, "Fatio." She hates people like you. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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[Default] On Thu, 14 May 2020 11:09:11 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap: On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 10:07:23 AM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote: [Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:41:49 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham wrote this crap: Do you think they're smarter than you? Smarter than you, for damn sure. After all, MY monkees don't live in ****ing Toledo, don't have bird**** on their shoulder harnesses, and don't have to wear diapers. They fear no rsa freak. Happy to send them for a flyover of your VFW club. Address? VFW 4906 2161 Consaul St. Toledo, Ohio 43605 Phone 419 698 4411 The person answering the phone is called, "Fatio." She hates people like you. Talked to a very nice woman Then that wasn't Fatio. and described you. She said, "You must mean Boris." We had a great time laughing about what an asshole Boris is. I asked her about wearing uniforms in the bar that have bird**** on the shoulder bars, and she said that wasn't bird****, but that you had blown every guy in the bar as long as they promised to splooge on your shoulders. Monkees are on the way. Alas, I am not. They canceled the convention. Just take the last train to Clarksville, I'll meet you at the station, Be there by four thirty, I have no reservations. I'm going to Tacoma, where it all started. signed, Boris Wilbur Horatio Harvard Horvath ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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