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Sacrifice for Ullr
On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:19:05 -0800, lal_truckee
wrote: I thought it was "throw your captive maidens into the Frost God's caves. Where'd you get 1) this volcano stuff? and 2) personally sacrificing? That's what the maidens are for. Depends if you want Ullr to let out giant moans, or if you want it to snow. Now, if you can't control yourself to leave at least one of the captive maidens in a proper sacrificial state, well, then maybe tossing yourself would be a fitting punishment for gluttony. I cannot give what I do not have. I am sticking to my plan, giving up items close to my heart. Beer and coffee. I trust that Ullr will be happy with my offerings, and that the snow shall pile deep. nate |
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uglymoney wrote:
Yes, but please consider that back in the old days - back before anyone was addicted to anything they used to have to throw themselves naked into erupting volcanoes in order to please Ullr. Today that is considered 'taking the easy way out'. You had volcanos? Such luxury! We had to throw ourselves into a cauldron of warm raccoon vomit, which being far less impressive, invariably failed to have the intended effect of pleasing Ullr. -- //-Walt // // There is no Volkl Conspiracy |
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On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:57:42 GMT, uglymoney
wrote: I will consume absolutely no alcohol or caffeine from midnight central time tonight (Thursday) all the way to midnight cst Friday night. Usually when I hear somebody swear this particular oath, it's because they're having outpatient surgery. Wishing you a speedy recovery, bw |
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uglymoney wrote:
I trust that Ullr will be happy with my offerings, and that the snow shall pile deep. Something will pile deep... |
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ugly money wrote:
.... Please join me if you can. Wouldn't you really rather come to Colorado? Mike... 8J -- See my ski photography at: http://PowderDay.us Carpe powder-diem |
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"lal_truckee" wrote in message ... uglymoney wrote: I trust that Ullr will be happy with my offerings, and that the snow shall pile deep. Something will pile deep... Something is already piled pretty deep. C. |
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You had volcanos? Such luxury!
We had to throw ourselves into a cauldron of warm raccoon vomit, which being far less impressive, invariably failed to have the intended effect of pleasing Ullr. Yeah, that sounds like Michigan! TCS (The Colorado Skier) Colorado is now open for skiing |
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