Thinking of Going on a Trip

On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 17:59:49 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:


Anyone have a trunk?

I know someone with a trunk butt he won't let you borrow it.

He mayo let you borrow his trunk butt there would be to many strings attached.

I guess it's time to pack the trunk, grab a melon, head out.


Don't forget the mayo and the two-for-one coupons.

Let me see if I got this right - Did he actually bring a
two-for-one coupon as his "half" of a Dutch treat date?

That's a fact, Jack. Better yet, he'll invite someone to dinner, use
a two-for-one coupon making the other person pay. And then he'll tell
you this person bought him dinner.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

On Tuesday, July 22, 2014 6:59:49 PM UTC-6, Richard Henry wrote:

Let me see if I got this right - Did he actually bring a two-for-one coupon as his "half" of a Dutch treat date?

Maybe the guy agreed to it beforehand?

On Tuesday, July 22, 2014 7:30:35 PM UTC-6, The Real Bev wrote:

Apparently. I can't remember who the "guest" was, though. I see
nothing wrong with using twofer coupons providing that BOTH participants
the wealth.

But in that case, normal people would share the remaining bill. But I haven't seen anyone mentioned. Why? Is someone claiming credit for retarded actions like we're playing with here?

On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 21:45:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:


Let me see if I got this right - Did he actually bring a

two-for-one coupon as his "half" of a Dutch treat date?



That's a fact, Jack. Better yet, he'll invite someone to dinner, use

a two-for-one coupon making the other person pay. And then he'll tell

you this person bought him dinner.

I have? Who? Be careful pulling those lies out of your ass, could
get really sore and you'd need to change your diapers.

Is that a threat? Anyways, the last one who "bought" you dinner was
the Navy SEAL you met on a bike trip to Sun Valley Idaho.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

On 24/07/2014 00:00, twobuddha wrote:
On Wednesday, July 23, 2014 9:17:25 AM UTC-7, wrote:

Anyways, the last one who "bought" you dinner was
the Navy SEAL you met on a bike trip to Sun Valley Idaho.

Hell, an old friend from rsa bought me dinner last night, idiot.

What an AMAZING coincidence Scat.

I bet if I tell you that I won a grand at the casino last night, by a
strange stroke of fate you will have won 10 times more yesterday yourself.

Enjoy a decent meal while it lasts ))

On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 15:00:56 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

On Wednesday, July 23, 2014 9:17:25 AM UTC-7, wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2014 21:45:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha

wrote this crap:





Let me see if I got this right - Did he actually bring a



two-for-one coupon as his "half" of a Dutch treat date?







That's a fact, Jack. Better yet, he'll invite someone to dinner, use



a two-for-one coupon making the other person pay. And then he'll tell



you this person bought him dinner.



I have? Who? Be careful pulling those lies out of your ass, could

get really sore and you'd need to change your diapers.



Is that a threat?

A promise, pussy. Show up and try to make good on YOU
threats and find out. Oooops, forgot. That balls thing again, George Horvath.

Anyways, the last one who "bought" you dinner was

the Navy SEAL you met on a bike trip to Sun Valley Idaho.

Hell, an old friend from rsa bought me dinner last night, idiot.
He took a look to see what is up here, and we laughed at you.
Now go change your camo diapers. You just thought about
what would happen if you ever spewed your **** in person.

Yup. I'd be laughing.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

On Wednesday, July 23, 2014 5:58:14 PM UTC-4, twobuddha wrote:

Agreed. Who is the idiot who made up that lie? He deserves credit. Here's a clue, you brain fried coward. Normal people have nothing to do with you.

Boots said you and he were out to dinner (some Mex place maybe?), and at the end of the meal you presented your two-for-one coupon to pay your share of the bill. True?

On Thursday, July 24, 2014 5:13:26 PM UTC-4, twobuddha wrote:

Just another David Hobbs outright lie. Paid my half. Used a coupon for both of us.

There's the famous "tell" that shows you're lying. You drop the pronoun "I": you don't say "I paid my half.", "I used a coupon for both of us". You're a moocher and a liar.

On Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:04:17 PM UTC-4, twobuddha wrote:

Holy ****, you really are insane. You make **** up, ignore getting busted in a lie, prove that you are a liar with your own google search, then yank a whopper like this out of your ass.

Then go ahead and retype your claims of "Paid my half" and "Used a coupon for both of us" as complete sentences starting with the pronoun "I". Do it in the space provided below:

On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 19:05:07 -0700 (PDT), nobody
wrote this crap:

On Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:04:17 PM UTC-4, twobuddha wrote:

Holy ****, you really are insane. You make **** up, ignore
getting busted in a lie, prove that you are a liar with your
own google search, then yank a whopper like this out of your ass.

Then go ahead and retype your claims of "Paid my half" and "Used a
coupon for both of us" as complete sentences starting with the
pronoun "I". Do it in the space provided below:

"Paid my half," implies, "He paid my half," or, "The coupon paid my
half."

Same with, "Used a coupon for both of us."


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.