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Merry Christmas Everyone
Merry Christmas fellow adventurers. I hope you are all having a
wonderful Christmas season. Pirating season is over and ski season is just beginning. During this season your mighty Hungarian warrior has taken up the manly sport of golf. In what other sport do you drive a ramming cart, carry a sack of clubs and hurl little white grenades? Now with the stories of the world's greatest golfer appearing it seems that swiving beautiful women is added to the challenge. I've bought new clubs and equipment, and I'm on my way to becoming a professional golfer. God bless everyone, especially Tiger Woods. And remember to vote for Palin-Ahhhnold in 2012. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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Merry Christmas Everyone
On Dec 18, 5:56*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote: Merry Christmas fellow adventurers. *I hope you are all having a wonderful Christmas season. Pirating season is over and ski season is just beginning. *During this season your mighty Hungarian warrior has taken up the manly sport of golf. *In what other sport do you drive a ramming cart, carry a sack of clubs and hurl little white grenades? Now with the stories of the world's greatest golfer appearing it seems that swiving beautiful women is added to the challenge. I've bought new clubs and equipment, and I'm on my way to becoming a professional golfer. God bless everyone, especially Tiger Woods. I must confess to two family sins. First: when my sons were younger and learning to ski, and I paid every cent of the costs of their lodging, meals, transportation, lift tickets, and equipment, they occasionally expressed a desire to learn snowboarding. I told them they could do that when they had their own money to spend. My eldest son has now reached that age and has a job (sort of, maybe - see the broken boots thread), so he bought snowboarding gear this year from his poker winnings. Second: that same son is enrolled in a local community college, supposedly prepaing himself for the rigors of a full-time four-year college education. This semester, he took all of his courses on accelerated schedule, which means the classes meet twice as often as usual and finish early in the semester. Except for one course - golf. His college education now consists of a two-hour session once a week at a local driving range. Oh - and he bought a set of golf clubs with his poker winnings. Does anyone else see the connection between these sins? I only hope my son lives long enough to repent his ways. |
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Merry Christmas Everyone
I too have become a golf addict.
Probably 300+ rounds in the past two years. I've upgraded my irons with some good used ones. I don't regret not doing it in my 20's/30's/ 40's however. I could handle the skiing and mountain biking in those days. Golf doesn't hurt as much. It's rather refined as well. That's nice when you can afford it. I played 9 yesterday. |
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Merry Christmas Everyone
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A mighty Hungarian wrote: Merry Christmas fellow adventurers. I hope you are all having a wonderful Christmas season. Horvath, Thank you. I hope you and your lasses and wenches have a spectacular Christmas and New Year. And that goes for the rest of RSA too. I hope EVERYONE has happiness in their lives. I've surfed 6 days in a row now and I'm going to take today off to rest and heal a little from all the little bangs, bruises, and scrapes. The fact my wife is having surgery on her torn lateral meniscus today has nothing to do with it. "Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawiian Christmas Day That's the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you." |
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Merry Christmas Everyone
On Dec 18, 5:56*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote: Merry Christmas fellow adventurers. *I hope you are all having a wonderful Christmas season. Merry Christmas, Horvath. Wishing you many comely wenches for you next year's worth of nineteenth holes. |
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Merry Christmas Everyone
On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:23:37 -0800 (PST), pigo
wrote this crap: I too have become a golf addict. Probably 300+ rounds in the past two years. I've upgraded my irons with some good used ones. I don't regret not doing it in my 20's/30's/ 40's however. I could handle the skiing and mountain biking in those days. Golf doesn't hurt as much. It's rather refined as well. That's nice when you can afford it. I played 9 yesterday. I played today. I got a couple of pars, a birdie, a wild turkey, grey goose, and an old crow. I'll be out tomorrow. If the weather is bad there's always the golf dome. Merry Christmas and remember to vote for Palin-Ahhhnold in 2012. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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