Would someone please...

ant wrote:
Can one of you americans please ring the white house and get them too call
off these bloody aeroplanes? There's been one patrolling right over my house
all night and it's still at it. Bush is down in the US embassy, it's in
Yarrowlumla the suburb, not Yarrowlumla the Shire! They've got mixed up,
evidently. There's only a few kms in it, and I can see how they'd get
confused, but it's getting really annoying. There are no terr'rists here.
Just farmers.

thanks!

ant



Right, whatchagot in that BIG barn???

And those genetically modified crops... that is entirely another matter.
Gonna poison the nation or worse... we'll all be growing tails!

;-)

--
"Its the bugs that keep it running."
-Joe Canuck

scottabe wrote:
in article , ant at
wrote on 10/22/03 4:48 PM:


Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:


Just got a call from your mate Dave, but sorry, no can do. We still
have a war against the New Zealand terrorists to win, you see.

They're not the Terr'rsts! That's just The Haka, they always do that. Just
glare at them and they stop.


If I could only glare at rsa terrorists, and have them stop. But then
again, that would mean they had the balls to show up in person.

See
you in the slopes somewhere
Best regards, George W.

Judging by the fuss and disruption, it'd be a terrible thing if Bush went
skiing.


Almost as terrible as seeing Kerrison ski at Whistler, getting embarassed
and launching a campaign of threats, defamation, and harassment to get even.


Does this mean you can whistle dixie? Oh wait, you already do! My bad.

--
"Its the bugs that keep it running."
-Joe Canuck

"ant" wrote in message
...
Vern93 wrote:
In article ,
"ant" wrote:

Can one of you americans please ring the white house and get them
too call off these bloody aeroplanes?

Ant, we can't really ground the whole fleet just like that. Write
down the tail numbers of the worse offenders and I'll see what I can
do.

I can't see them! The sneaky buggers are too high up. I think they are
Fightin' Planes. Noisy though.

There was a huge plane on the tarmac at the airport last night as I drove
past, with a dark grey top and dark blue bottom. Thought it was the
President's plane, but later heard he flew in around 10pm. Must have been
his stuff in that one. I shall drive down for a look today, the President
Planes are usually quite interesting, with President Picture on the side
and
everything.
When Clinton came (har har), they sent ahead couple of monster huge grey
planes loaded up with special vehicles. But he was staying a lot longer.
Bush is just popping in on his way back from the Asean meeting. He's
visiting the Governer General right now.

The huge plane usually flies ahead to carry the armored limo for the big guy
and Chevy Suburbans for the Secret Service. I'm not sure which car carries
the football.

"ant" wrote in message
...
Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:

Just got a call from your mate Dave, but sorry, no can do. We still
have a war against the New Zealand terrorists to win, you see.

They're not the Terr'rsts! That's just The Haka, they always do that. Just
glare at them and they stop.

See
you in the slopes somewhere
Best regards, George W.

Judging by the fuss and disruption, it'd be a terrible thing if Bush went
skiing.

He's a rich Texan, so he will only ski at Vail.

"scottabe" wrote in message
...
in article , ant at
wrote on 10/22/03 4:48 PM:

Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:

Just got a call from your mate Dave, but sorry, no can do. We still
have a war against the New Zealand terrorists to win, you see.

They're not the Terr'rsts! That's just The Haka, they always do that.
Just
glare at them and they stop.

If I could only glare at rsa terrorists, and have them stop. But then
again, that would mean they had the balls to show up in person.

See
you in the slopes somewhere
Best regards, George W.

Judging by the fuss and disruption, it'd be a terrible thing if Bush
went
skiing.

Almost as terrible as seeing Kerrison ski at Whistler, getting embarassed
and launching a campaign of threats, defamation, and harassment to get
even.

I was discussing this newsgroup with my brother-in-law today, and I was
searching for an example of how well Scott sticks to the topic of an
established thread. This one will do quite nicely, thank you.

in article 49Hlb.67056$La.55654@fed1read02, Richard Henry at
wrote on 10/22/03 7:36 PM:


"scottabe" wrote in message
...
in article , ant at
wrote on 10/22/03 4:48 PM:

Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:

Just got a call from your mate Dave, but sorry, no can do. We still
have a war against the New Zealand terrorists to win, you see.

They're not the Terr'rsts! That's just The Haka, they always do that.
Just
glare at them and they stop.

If I could only glare at rsa terrorists, and have them stop. But then
again, that would mean they had the balls to show up in person.

See
you in the slopes somewhere
Best regards, George W.

Judging by the fuss and disruption, it'd be a terrible thing if Bush
went
skiing.

Almost as terrible as seeing Kerrison ski at Whistler, getting embarassed
and launching a campaign of threats, defamation, and harassment to get
even.

I was discussing this newsgroup with my brother-in-law today, and I was
searching for an example of how well Scott sticks to the topic of an
established thread. This one will do quite nicely, thank you.




Do you discuss your stalking, lies, and defamations with your brother in
law?
Clue time. Anytime that bitch posts, I reserve the right to remind people
of what a criminal she is. That will do quite nicely, thank you.

I already knew EXACTLY what he was going to say this time.. I could have
written it word for word before he'd said it.. goes to show I read this ****
too much..

"scottabe" wrote in message
...
in article , ant at
wrote on 10/22/03 3:21 PM:

Can one of you americans please ring the white house and get them too
call
off these bloody aeroplanes? There's been one patrolling right over my
house
all night and it's still at it. Bush is down in the US embassy, it's in
Yarrowlumla the suburb, not Yarrowlumla the Shire! They've got mixed up,
evidently. There's only a few kms in it, and I can see how they'd get
confused, but it's getting really annoying. There are no terr'rists
here.
Just farmers.

thanks!

ant


There sure as hell is a terrorist there. Anthea Kerrison. And if George
Bush had embarassed her and exposed her for the psychopathic liar she is,
she'd be defaming him, too.
Go for it, Bush! I'd say drop a smart bomb on the bitch, but she's too
dumb to serve as a target.

ant wrote:

Vern93 wrote:
In article ,
"ant" wrote:

Can one of you americans please ring the white house and get them
too call off these bloody aeroplanes?

Ant, we can't really ground the whole fleet just like that. Write
down the tail numbers of the worse offenders and I'll see what I can
do.

I can't see them! The sneaky buggers are too high up. I think they are
Fightin' Planes. Noisy though.

Then how do you know they are Merikun? How dare you falsely accuse us
without evidence?

Were these jets or propeller planes?

There was a huge plane on the tarmac at the airport last night as I drove
past, with a dark grey top and dark blue bottom. Thought it was the
President's plane, but later heard he flew in around 10pm. Must have been
his stuff in that one. I shall drive down for a look today, the President
Planes are usually quite interesting, with President Picture on the side and
everything.

That doesn't sound like Air Force One's colors. But whenever the
president travels, there's a substantial fleet of cargo planes carrying
stuff he needs, like his cars and communication gear. Plus other
passenger planes probably carrying staff and journalists that can't be
accomodated on Air Force One. Plus a backup plane (or two) for Air
Force One itself. Even when Clinton took a vacation on Martha Vineyard,
they flew in a C-130 ahead of time with lots of stuff.

Air Force One (the President's plane) is a 747 with the lettering
"United States of America" along the side. It's predominantly blue and
white, and very inspiring to gaze upon if you're Merikun. A C-17 is a
large cargo jet, usually olive drab, with sinister droopy wings. A C-5
is an even larger cargo jet, the largest US plane of all, though now
rather dated. A C-130 is a medium large propeller-driven plane. There's
also the C-140, another workhouse cargo jet.

I used to lie on my back in the yard when I was a kid, watching fleets
of cargo planes flying overhead. Guess where.

Dave

Dave Stallard wrote:
ant wrote:

Vern93 wrote:

In article ,
"ant" wrote:


Can one of you americans please ring the white house and get them
too call off these bloody aeroplanes?

Ant, we can't really ground the whole fleet just like that. Write
down the tail numbers of the worse offenders and I'll see what I can
do.

I can't see them! The sneaky buggers are too high up. I think they are
Fightin' Planes. Noisy though.


Then how do you know they are Merikun? How dare you falsely accuse us
without evidence?

Were these jets or propeller planes?


There was a huge plane on the tarmac at the airport last night as I drove
past, with a dark grey top and dark blue bottom. Thought it was the
President's plane, but later heard he flew in around 10pm. Must have been
his stuff in that one. I shall drive down for a look today, the President
Planes are usually quite interesting, with President Picture on the side and
everything.


That doesn't sound like Air Force One's colors. But whenever the
president travels, there's a substantial fleet of cargo planes carrying
stuff he needs, like his cars and communication gear. Plus other
passenger planes probably carrying staff and journalists that can't be
accomodated on Air Force One. Plus a backup plane (or two) for Air
Force One itself. Even when Clinton took a vacation on Martha Vineyard,
they flew in a C-130 ahead of time with lots of stuff.

Air Force One (the President's plane) is a 747 with the lettering
"United States of America" along the side. It's predominantly blue and
white, and very inspiring to gaze upon if you're Merikun. A C-17 is a
large cargo jet, usually olive drab, with sinister droopy wings. A C-5
is an even larger cargo jet, the largest US plane of all, though now
rather dated. A C-130 is a medium large propeller-driven plane. There's
also the C-140, another workhouse cargo jet.


Yeah.

But I think the SOBs should fly commercial, on a ticket. Several
benefits - 1, we'd stop breeding an aristocracy, 2, the SOBs will make
sure air travel is safe for all of us, 3) we'll get a real handle on
boondoggle costs, 4, we can make the SOBs pay for their non-official trips.

I'm sure you can think of some others.

ant wrote:

There was a huge plane on the tarmac at the airport last night as I drove
past, with a dark grey top and dark blue bottom. Thought it was the
President's plane, but later heard he flew in around 10pm. Must have been
his stuff in that one. I shall drive down for a look today, the President
Planes are usually quite interesting, with President Picture on the side and
everything.

Here, for your future reference, is a picture of our glorious
Presidential Aircraft:

http://www.af.mil/photos/images/specduty_af1_0002.jpg

Doesn't it make you want to become an American?

Dave

Vail: Visit us before we visit you.