The ten most annoying musical instruments

Starting from number ten.

10 Harp
9 Tuba
8 lyre
7 Oboe
6 Cowbell
5 Jew's harp
4 Vuvvzela
3 Gong
2 Accordion
1 Bagpipes


And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)


Second fiddle.


Please feel free to discuss this.


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A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On 6/16/2010 9:04 PM, A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
Starting from number ten.

10 Harp
The voice of the gods. How can this be on the list at all?

9 Tuba
Only when NOT part of an ensemble.

8 lyre
See "harp" above.

7 Oboe
Great solo instrument, similar twin reed sound to
a bagpipe chanter.

6 Cowbell
Only when NOT on a cow.

5 Jew's harp
Where would The Band's 'Up on Cripple Creek' be without one?

4 Vuvvzela
Well yeah. You got one right.

3 Gong
Only when struck more than once.

2 Accordion
See LAL's earlier post.

1 Bagpipes
See 'harp' above.


And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)


Second fiddle.
So a friend's boat is named "Second Fiddle" since his wife
informed him in no uncertain terms, when he was about to
buy it, that she would NEVER be second fiddle to any boat!


Please feel free to discuss this.
That OK for a start?


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.
I think I'll vote for James Arthur Strohm if it's
all the same to you.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Jun 17, 5:59*am, VtSkier wrote:
On 6/16/2010 9:04 PM, A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote: Starting from number ten.

10 *Harp

The voice of the gods. How can this be on the list at all?

9 *Tuba

Only when NOT part of an ensemble.

8 *lyre

See "harp" above.

7 *Oboe

Great solo instrument, similar twin reed sound to
a bagpipe chanter.

6 *Cowbell

Only when NOT on a cow.

5 *Jew's harp

Where would The Band's 'Up on Cripple Creek' be without one?

4 *Vuvvzela

Well yeah. You got one right.

3 *Gong

Only when struck more than once.

2 *Accordion

See LAL's earlier post.

1 Bagpipes
See 'harp' above.

And for an honorable mention. *Drumroll please. (joke intended,)

Second fiddle.

So a friend's boat is named "Second Fiddle" since his wife
informed him in no uncertain terms, when he was about to
buy it, that she would NEVER be second fiddle to any boat!

Please feel free to discuss this.

That OK for a start?

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.

I think I'll vote for James Arthur Strohm if it's
all the same to you.


Kewl!!!!! Another stalking psychopathic pathological liar endores
James Arthur Strohm!!!!!!!

On Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:59:25 -0400, VtSkier wrote
this crap:

On 6/16/2010 9:04 PM, A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
Starting from number ten.

10 Harp
The voice of the gods. How can this be on the list at all?

"The voice of the gods?" Where did you hear that?


9 Tuba
Only when NOT part of an ensemble.

Exactly.

8 lyre
See "harp" above.

See my answer above.

7 Oboe
Great solo instrument, similar twin reed sound to
a bagpipe chanter.

Exactly. Annoying. Sounds like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

6 Cowbell
Only when NOT on a cow.

Have you ever seen a cowbell on a cow?

5 Jew's harp
Where would The Band's 'Up on Cripple Creek' be without one?

Top ten.

4 Vuvvzela
Well yeah. You got one right.

3 Gong
Only when struck more than once.

When is it only struck once?

2 Accordion
See LAL's earlier post.

Accordion is the second most annoying instrument on the planet.

1 Bagpipes
See 'harp' above.

See what I said about harp and oboe.


And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)


Second fiddle.
So a friend's boat is named "Second Fiddle" since his wife
informed him in no uncertain terms, when he was about to
buy it, that she would NEVER be second fiddle to any boat!


Please feel free to discuss this.
That OK for a start?


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.
I think I'll vote for James Arthur Strohm if it's
all the same to you.

You *will* vote for Sarah Palin.

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along. Move along.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:04:21 -0500, A mighty Hungarian
wrote this crap:

Starting from number ten.

10 Harp
9 Tuba
8 lyre
7 Oboe
6 Cowbell
5 Jew's harp
4 Vuvvzela
3 Gong
2 Accordion
1 Bagpipes


And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)


Second fiddle.


Please feel free to discuss this.


I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.

But I won't be playing, "Danny Boy."

And I'll never play second fiddle.


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

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A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:

I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.

I was wondering what that sound was. I figured it was a Walrus that had
beached itself near Toledo with a case of dysentery. I stand corrected.

//Walt

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A mighty Hungarian wrote:

I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.

Here's a song written for the vuvuzela for you to practice. This one
always makes me cry.

http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/20...ls-sonata.html

On Jun 25, 3:08*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:04:21 -0500, A mighty Hungarian
wrote this crap:



Starting from number ten.

10 *Harp
9 *Tuba
8 *lyre
7 *Oboe *
6 *Cowbell
5 *Jew's harp
4 *Vuvvzela
3 *Gong
2 *Accordion
1 Bagpipes

And for an honorable mention. *Drumroll please. (joke intended,)

Second fiddle.

Please feel free to discuss this.

I got my new vuvuzela today. *I'll be practicing all day. *

But I won't be playing, "Danny Boy."

And I'll never play second fiddle.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *Repeal the nightmares.

* * * * * * *

* * * * * *A mighty Hungarian warrior
* * * *The blood of Attila runs through me

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