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Scottee's last day
RIIIIING!
SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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Scottee's last day
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Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for help like taking an overdose of birth control pills? DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here. SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore? DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me. SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody will take care of you. DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate. SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok? On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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On Jun 3, 4:37*pm, twobuddha wrote:
RIIIING Scott Abraham: *Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: *I'm ready to die. *About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. yawn That only works if you're actually funny, the whole imitating thing. You just come off as bitter, dull and boring. Sorry. JP |
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Scottee's last day
On Tue, 3 Jun 2008 13:37:44 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap: RIIIING Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for help like taking an overdose of birth control pills? DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here. SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore? DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me. SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody will take care of you. DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate. SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok? Ha Ha Ha! You've given me the best laugh of the day. Why don't you read this again, and see how you look. Signs and symptoms Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include: € Believing that you're better than others € Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness € Exaggerating your achievements or talents € Expecting constant praise and admiration € Believing that you're special € Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings € Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans € Taking advantage of others € Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior € Believing that others are jealous of you € Trouble keeping healthy relationships € Setting unrealistic goals € Being easily hurt and rejected € Having a fragile self-esteem € Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional Although some features of narcissistic personality disorder may seem like having confidence or strong self-esteem, it's not the same. Narcissistic personality disorder crosses the border of healthy confidence and self-esteem into thinking so highly of yourself that you put yourself on a pedestal. In contrast, people who have healthy confidence and self-esteem don't value themselves more than they value others. When you have narcissistic personality disorder, you may come across as conceited, boastful or pretentious. You often monopolize conversations. You may belittle or look down on people you perceive as inferior. You may have a sense of entitlement. And when you don't receive the special treatment to which you feel entitled, you may become very impatient or angry. You may also seek out others you think have the same special talents, power and qualities ‹ people you see as equals. You may insist on having "the best" of everything ‹ the best car, athletic club, medical care or social circles, for instance. But underneath all this grandiosity often lies a very fragile self-esteem. You have trouble handling anything that may be perceived as criticism. You may have a sense of secret shame and humiliation. And in order to make yourself feel better, you may react with rage or contempt and efforts to belittle the other person to make yourself appear better. Further references available he http://tinyurl.com/2c9ypm A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:
RIIIING Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for help like taking an overdose of birth control pills? DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here. SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore? DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me. SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody will take care of you. DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate. SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok? On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5. Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled, disintegrating, moldy rags. |
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On Jun 3, 3:27 pm, Jay Pique wrote:
On Jun 3, 4:37 pm, twobuddha wrote: RIIIING Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. yawn That only works if you're actually funny, the whole imitating thing. You just come off as bitter, dull and boring. Sorry. You think HORVATH is funny? You come off as dickless, cowardly, stupid, and a sick freak. Sorry. How you must loathe yourself. Personally, I thought my take was hilarious. But then again, you ain't got the balls to show up and spew your **** in person, just like Horvie. You two have a lot in common. Here is a clue. A decent person would be deeply shamed having any association with that wack job. You defend him. Big clue. I shall pray you become enlighted to what a sick freak you are. I stand willing to help you become more aware about your dicklessness. I am so compassionate. Dalai Two Buddha Vail: Suicide by grooming machine |
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Holy ****. Horvath calling me narcissitic. Holy prayer wheels. Holy
****. Irony meter takes over Tibet and drives out the Chinese. The observer will note that this dickless pussy does not even discuss his need to stay alive by spewing his **** on the net instead of in person. No hope for this freak. None. On Jun 3, 3:44 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote: On Tue, 3 Jun 2008 13:37:44 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha wrote this crap: RIIIING Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for help like taking an overdose of birth control pills? DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here. SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore? DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me. SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody will take care of you. DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate. SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok? Ha Ha Ha! You've given me the best laugh of the day. Why don't you read this again, and see how you look. Signs and symptoms Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include: € Believing that you're better than others € Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness € Exaggerating your achievements or talents € Expecting constant praise and admiration € Believing that you're special € Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings € Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans € Taking advantage of others € Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior € Believing that others are jealous of you € Trouble keeping healthy relationships € Setting unrealistic goals € Being easily hurt and rejected € Having a fragile self-esteem € Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional Although some features of narcissistic personality disorder may seem like having confidence or strong self-esteem, it's not the same. Narcissistic personality disorder crosses the border of healthy confidence and self-esteem into thinking so highly of yourself that you put yourself on a pedestal. In contrast, people who have healthy confidence and self-esteem don't value themselves more than they value others. When you have narcissistic personality disorder, you may come across as conceited, boastful or pretentious. You often monopolize conversations. You may belittle or look down on people you perceive as inferior. You may have a sense of entitlement. And when you don't receive the special treatment to which you feel entitled, you may become very impatient or angry. You may also seek out others you think have the same special talents, power and qualities ‹ people you see as equals. You may insist on having "the best" of everything ‹ the best car, athletic club, medical care or social circles, for instance. But underneath all this grandiosity often lies a very fragile self-esteem. You have trouble handling anything that may be perceived as criticism. You may have a sense of secret shame and humiliation. And in order to make yourself feel better, you may react with rage or contempt and efforts to belittle the other person to make yourself appear better. Further references available he http://tinyurl.com/2c9ypm A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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On Jun 3, 4:01 pm, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote: RIIIING Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline. Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by TwoBuddha. SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for help like taking an overdose of birth control pills? DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here. SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore? DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me. SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody will take care of you. DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate. SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok? On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5. Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled, disintegrating, moldy rags. More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****. You just told some more whoppers. And like Horvath, you hide. No balls. How pathetic. How sick. How you. Get help. I shall pray for you. |
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On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 21:59:32 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap: Holy ****. Horvath calling me narcissitic. Holy prayer wheels. Holy ****. Irony meter takes over Tibet and drives out the Chinese. The observer will note that this dickless pussy does not even discuss his need to stay alive by spewing his **** on the net instead of in person. No hope for this freak. None. You don't even realize how wrong you are. I pray that you become one with a lead ball. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 22:00:23 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap: Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5. Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled, disintegrating, moldy rags. More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****. You just told some more whoppers. And like Horvath, you hide. No balls. How pathetic. How sick. How you. Get help. I shall pray for you. I pray that you become one with the grill of a semi.. I'm going yacht racing this weekend. Enjoy your basement. I'll be out conquering new territories. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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