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  #1  
Old June 3rd 08, 01:07 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Default Scottee's last day

RIIIIING!

SH: "Suicide Hotline"

SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."

SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?

SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.

SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.

SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?

SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."

SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
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  #2  
Old June 3rd 08, 08:37 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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RIIIING

Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?



On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
RIIIIING!

SH: "Suicide Hotline"

SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."

SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?

SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.

SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.

SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?

SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."

SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.



A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me





  #3  
Old June 3rd 08, 10:27 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Jay Pique
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Default Scottee's last day

On Jun 3, 4:37*pm, twobuddha wrote:
RIIIING

Scott Abraham: *Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: *I'm ready to die. *About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.


yawn That only works if you're actually funny, the whole imitating
thing. You just come off as bitter, dull and boring. Sorry.

JP
  #4  
Old June 3rd 08, 10:44 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Posts: 1,491
Default Scottee's last day

On Tue, 3 Jun 2008 13:37:44 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

RIIIING

Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?



Ha Ha Ha! You've given me the best laugh of the day. Why don't you
read this again, and see how you look.


Signs and symptoms

Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:

€ Believing that you're better than others
€ Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
€ Exaggerating your achievements or talents
€ Expecting constant praise and admiration
€ Believing that you're special
€ Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
€ Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
€ Taking advantage of others
€ Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
€ Believing that others are jealous of you
€ Trouble keeping healthy relationships
€ Setting unrealistic goals
€ Being easily hurt and rejected
€ Having a fragile self-esteem
€ Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional

Although some features of narcissistic personality
disorder may seem like having confidence or strong self-esteem,
it's not the same. Narcissistic personality disorder crosses
the border of healthy confidence and self-esteem into thinking
so highly of yourself that you put yourself on a pedestal. In
contrast, people who have healthy confidence and self-esteem
don't value themselves more than they value others.

When you have narcissistic personality disorder, you may
come across as conceited, boastful or pretentious. You often
monopolize conversations. You may belittle or look down on
people you perceive as inferior. You may have a sense of
entitlement. And when you don't receive the special treatment
to which you feel entitled, you may become very impatient or
angry. You may also seek out others you think have the same
special talents, power and qualities ‹ people you see as
equals. You may insist on having "the best" of everything ‹ the
best car, athletic club, medical care or social circles, for
instance.

But underneath all this grandiosity often lies a very
fragile self-esteem. You have trouble handling anything that
may be perceived as criticism. You may have a sense of secret
shame and humiliation. And in order to make yourself feel
better, you may react with rage or contempt and efforts to
belittle the other person to make yourself appear better.

Further references available he
http://tinyurl.com/2c9ypm




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
  #5  
Old June 3rd 08, 11:01 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Yabahoobs
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Default Scottee's last day

On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:
RIIIING

Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?

On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:

RIIIIING!


SH: "Suicide Hotline"


SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.


SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."


SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me


Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.
  #6  
Old June 6th 08, 04:57 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha twobuddha is offline
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Posts: 8,058
Default Scottee's last day

On Jun 3, 3:27 pm, Jay Pique wrote:
On Jun 3, 4:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:

RIIIING


Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.


yawn That only works if you're actually funny, the whole imitating
thing. You just come off as bitter, dull and boring. Sorry.


You think HORVATH is funny? You come off as dickless, cowardly,
stupid, and a sick freak. Sorry. How you must loathe yourself.
Personally, I thought my take was hilarious. But then again, you
ain't got the balls to show up and spew your **** in person, just like
Horvie. You two have a lot in common.
Here is a clue. A decent person would be deeply shamed having any
association with that wack job. You defend him.
Big clue. I shall pray you become enlighted to what a sick freak you
are. I stand willing to help you become more aware about your
dicklessness.
I am so compassionate.

Dalai Two Buddha

Vail: Suicide by grooming machine
  #7  
Old June 6th 08, 04:59 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha twobuddha is offline
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Holy ****. Horvath calling me narcissitic. Holy prayer wheels. Holy
****. Irony meter takes over Tibet and drives out the Chinese.
The observer will note that this dickless pussy does not even discuss
his need to stay alive by spewing his **** on the net instead of in
person.
No hope for this freak. None.





On Jun 3, 3:44 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
On Tue, 3 Jun 2008 13:37:44 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:



RIIIING


Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?


Ha Ha Ha! You've given me the best laugh of the day. Why don't you
read this again, and see how you look.

Signs and symptoms

Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:

€ Believing that you're better than others
€ Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
€ Exaggerating your achievements or talents
€ Expecting constant praise and admiration
€ Believing that you're special
€ Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
€ Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
€ Taking advantage of others
€ Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
€ Believing that others are jealous of you
€ Trouble keeping healthy relationships
€ Setting unrealistic goals
€ Being easily hurt and rejected
€ Having a fragile self-esteem
€ Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional

Although some features of narcissistic personality
disorder may seem like having confidence or strong self-esteem,
it's not the same. Narcissistic personality disorder crosses
the border of healthy confidence and self-esteem into thinking
so highly of yourself that you put yourself on a pedestal. In
contrast, people who have healthy confidence and self-esteem
don't value themselves more than they value others.

When you have narcissistic personality disorder, you may
come across as conceited, boastful or pretentious. You often
monopolize conversations. You may belittle or look down on
people you perceive as inferior. You may have a sense of
entitlement. And when you don't receive the special treatment
to which you feel entitled, you may become very impatient or
angry. You may also seek out others you think have the same
special talents, power and qualities ‹ people you see as
equals. You may insist on having "the best" of everything ‹ the
best car, athletic club, medical care or social circles, for
instance.

But underneath all this grandiosity often lies a very
fragile self-esteem. You have trouble handling anything that
may be perceived as criticism. You may have a sense of secret
shame and humiliation. And in order to make yourself feel
better, you may react with rage or contempt and efforts to
belittle the other person to make yourself appear better.

Further references available he http://tinyurl.com/2c9ypm



A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me


  #8  
Old June 6th 08, 05:00 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha twobuddha is offline
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Default Scottee's last day

On Jun 3, 4:01 pm, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:



RIIIING


Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?


On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: "Suicide Hotline"


SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.


SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."


SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me


Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****.
You just told some more whoppers. And like Horvath, you hide. No
balls. How pathetic. How sick. How you. Get help. I shall pray
for you.

  #9  
Old June 6th 08, 11:57 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Posts: 1,491
Default Scottee's last day

On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 21:59:32 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Holy ****. Horvath calling me narcissitic. Holy prayer wheels. Holy
****. Irony meter takes over Tibet and drives out the Chinese.
The observer will note that this dickless pussy does not even discuss
his need to stay alive by spewing his **** on the net instead of in
person.
No hope for this freak. None.



You don't even realize how wrong you are. I pray that you become one
with a lead ball.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
  #10  
Old June 6th 08, 12:03 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Posts: 1,491
Default Scottee's last day

On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 22:00:23 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****.
You just told some more whoppers. And like Horvath, you hide. No
balls. How pathetic. How sick. How you. Get help. I shall pray
for you.



I pray that you become one with the grill of a semi..

I'm going yacht racing this weekend. Enjoy your basement. I'll be
out conquering new territories.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
 




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