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  #21  
Old March 27th 04, 11:05 PM
The Real Bev
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Default Serbian soccer general secretary shot in Belgrade.

"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:

"Terd Fartingmor" skrev i melding

I strongly suspect you talk like that in real life.


Like what??


Like you don't know when to stop.


But that is precisely why we so desperately need more people just like you
( = macho males) in this world, to tell other people like me ( = little
women) what to do, and what is even more important, what not to do........
And you do it so willingly and well, too. You have my deepest admiration,
you big strong man you.


Sorry, Inger, you and Suzie are both guys. Look in the mirror and deal
with it.

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  #22  
Old March 28th 04, 09:18 PM
The Real Bev
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Default Serbian soccer general secretary shot in Belgrade.

Bob Lee wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:

"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:

"Terd Fartingmor" skrev i melding

I strongly suspect you talk like that in real life.

Like what??

Like you don't know when to stop.

But that is precisely why we so desperately need more people just like you
( = macho males) in this world, to tell other people like me ( = little
women) what to do, and what is even more important, what not to do........
And you do it so willingly and well, too. You have my deepest admiration,
you big strong man you.


Sorry, Inger, you and Suzie are both guys. Look in the mirror and deal
with it.


That's what I was coming to think. So, was it a general feeling on your
part or did you pick up some "tells"?


A possible memory and/or just a feeling. Nothing specific.

I think I vaguely remember a
passage in "Huckleberry Finn" where Tom Sawyer was dressed as a grrl,
but some lady figured him out by tossing something on his lap. Tom's
male reaction was to put his legs together to catch it, where a grrl
would have moved her legs apart to catch the thing in her skirt.


That only works if girls wear skirts. I guess Scots would have to use a
different system. Personally, I'd use my hands.

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  #23  
Old March 29th 04, 04:31 AM
pigo
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Default Serbian soccer general secretary shot in Belgrade.


"The Real Bev" wrote in message
...
Bob Lee wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:

"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:

"Terd Fartingmor" skrev i melding

I strongly suspect you talk like that in real life.

Like what??

Like you don't know when to stop.

But that is precisely why we so desperately need more people just

like you
( = macho males) in this world, to tell other people like me ( =

little
women) what to do, and what is even more important, what not to

do........
And you do it so willingly and well, too. You have my deepest

admiration,
you big strong man you.

Sorry, Inger, you and Suzie are both guys. Look in the mirror and

deal
with it.


That's what I was coming to think. So, was it a general feeling on your
part or did you pick up some "tells"?


A possible memory and/or just a feeling. Nothing specific.

I think I vaguely remember a
passage in "Huckleberry Finn" where Tom Sawyer was dressed as a grrl,
but some lady figured him out by tossing something on his lap. Tom's
male reaction was to put his legs together to catch it, where a grrl
would have moved her legs apart to catch the thing in her skirt.


That only works if girls wear skirts. I guess Scots would have to use a
different system. Personally, I'd use my hands.


If o/O's girls wore skirts one would be able to see their dicks.


  #24  
Old March 31st 04, 02:23 PM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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Default Motor Mouth won't shut up.

"Terd Fartingmor" skrev i melding
...
You proved my point, again.



Point!? When have you EVER had a valid point of ANY kind!? Not that I know
of, anyway. Better being Motor Mouth any day than Whoremonger Horvath.


  #25  
Old March 31st 04, 02:29 PM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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Default Serbian soccer general secretary shot in Belgrade.

"The Real Bev" skrev i melding
...
Sorry, Inger, you and Suzie are both guys. Look in the mirror and deal
with it.

We are indeed. Our covers are finally blown. How come it took you all such a
long time to figure it out!? We are both dealing with it as best as we can,
but Suzie looks indeed a whole lot more like a woman than me in real life, I
must admit. I have to shave (my face, that is) twice a day, you know.


  #27  
Old March 31st 04, 06:28 PM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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Default Motor Mouth won't shut up.

"Java Man (Espressopithecus)" skrev i melding
le.net...
Hey, I thought Elvis was out of the building?



Yes, he is, but he just could not resist the overwhelming urge to pop back
in for just a minute ot two to check out whats new. Probably not a good
idea..................


  #28  
Old March 31st 04, 06:48 PM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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Default Motor Mouth won't shut up.

"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" skrev i melding
...
"Java Man (Espressopithecus)" skrev i melding
le.net...
Hey, I thought Elvis was out of the building?



Yes, he is, but he just could not resist the overwhelming urge to pop back
in for just a minute ot two to check out whats new. Probably not a good
idea..................


The football ("soccer") friendly match in Beograd (Belgrade) was not
cancelled after all, BTW, even though the Serbian national football general
secretary has died because of his headwound in the shooting incident. On the
contrary, the match is just finished, and I am very happy to publically
announce worldwide that Norway has won it by 1-0 on a penalty shot.
Serbia&Montenegro had to finish the match with only ten players, because of
a red card to their team captain in the second half. A few minutes later,
Norway scored the only goal of the match on a penalty shot. The friendly in
Beograd (Belgrade) was shown live on Norwegian TV3. Later this evening, we
all here are eagerly looking forward to the friendly in Gøteborg
(Gothenburg), Sweden, between Sweden and England, two great football
("soccer") nations. It will also be shown live on one of our TV channels.
One huge point here is that the England team has a Swedish coach (manager),
Sven-Gøran Ericsson.................



  #30  
Old March 31st 04, 07:25 PM
Terd Fartingmor
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On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 20:48:50 +0200, "Inger Skramstad Jørstad"
wrote this crap:


The football ("soccer") friendly match in Beograd (Belgrade) was not
cancelled after all, BTW, even though the Serbian national football general


Nobody gives a rat's ass about Serbian soccer.




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.
 




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