What a season!!!!!

The smoke and gas belched outta that mine, and everyone knew it was the
end of the line when wrote:

My great and good friend Bert Hoff and I decided we couldn't resist
closing a wonderful season with style.

Who gives a fiddler's fvck Sp0ck?

[self promotion ****canned]

Toodle!

It's *To0dles* yu0 stupid flatulent bore.

Go to JacKson Hole, and **** up Jeffy's Fence for a change.

Freak #317

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"Two Buddha" wrote:

Please get help. You are mentally ill. Truly insane. No surprise you are
a member of a stalking bunch of lying freaks.
I forgive you. I really think you do not know what you are doing.

I'm pointing out what a giant lying sack of poo you are. If you
*didn't* talk about RSA and Alan's postings, what did you and Alan's
boss talk about? C'mon Scott, be the truth-teller, man upping, cowboy
that you claim to be. Otherwise you may be caught in another bald faced
lie.

Dave

--According to Jeff Davis, Scott Abraham "isn't the brightest lamp in
the candelabra."

On Apr 16, 8:31 pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
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"Two Buddha" wrote:

Please get help. You are mentally ill. Truly insane. No surprise you are
a member of a stalking bunch of lying freaks.
I forgive you. I really think you do not know what you are doing.

I'm pointing out what a giant lying sack of poo you are. If you
*didn't* talk about RSA and Alan's postings, what did you and Alan's
boss talk about? C'mon Scott, be the truth-teller, man upping, cowboy
that you claim to be. Otherwise you may be caught in another bald faced
lie.

Dave

--According to Jeff Davis, Scott Abraham "isn't the brightest lamp in
the candelabra."

That's all I asked for...Still waiting for a legitimate response.

I know Bob Thompson is a despicable asshole, a coward, a dickless wimp, a
pathological liar. But there are times I really do wonder if he is sane.
Either that or cocaine has seriously rotted his brain.
One thing is certain: he's never had the balls to spew his **** in person.
And he never will.

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On Apr 16, 4:15 pm, "Yabahoobs" wrote:
On Apr 16, 4:07 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:





As I was saying about eight years of chicken**** cowards, psychopaths,
and
pathological liars taking cheap shots, while never having the balls to
do so
in person?
I want to thank this dumb**** psychopath for proving my point so
clearly.
What a pathetic, laughable, despicable asshole!!!!!!

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"Two Buddha" wrote:

My great and good friend Bert Hoff and I decided we couldn't resist
closing
a wonderful season with style.

It sounds totally Fab-u-lusssssss! I'm imagining a "Blades of
Glory"-esque routine with lots of sequins and beads... and maybe a
smoke
machine?

Normally, you wouldn't catch us skiing a weekend if you paid us

Weekends tend to busy because that's when local people who work
during
the week can ski. Tourists, true ski bums, and trustifarians usually
ski during the week. ... the more you know....

certainly wouldn't catch us paying for a lift ticket, but as usual,
we
skied
for FREE!!!!!!!).

WOW!!!!!! You must be the super awesome-est mountain guest ever!!!!
Either that or you know somebody who can get a friend a ski pass too.
And I'm going to guess that the only reason your friend can do this
is
because of something smart his father did.

Otherwise, you'd have to cough up, what $40? Yikes! And you ain't
no
Norman Rockafeller.

Bert's probably done.

Perhaps you should stick a fork in him to be sure. (the judges would
have also accepted a broom straw or a meat thermometer)

Nobody accused me of molesting children, nobody called me idiotic
names, nobody falsely accused me of heinous crimes. Nobody.
year.

Oh! I may have a new sig line...

Not a single freak. Hell, not even a snowboarder, and I told more
than a few of them what assholes they were on the hill.

I'll bet Crystal loves having you out there spreading good will on
their
dime. Do you have a "Junior Ski Patrol" pin too?

Eight years since the freaks of rsa started stalking me. And eight
years
of
none of them ever having the balls to do so in person.

Dude, it's only been a couple of weeks since you embarrassed yourself
AGAIN by wheedling and crawfishing away from someone who agreed to
meet
you. I *literally* get embarrassed for you when you do that. It's
like
watching David Brent on "The Office."

I win.

Yeah, congratulations on that. I'd hate to see what the second place
winner gets.

Might have to hit Baker next weekend,

That looks like a death threat to me. I hope Alan doesn't get all
"drama queen" like you do over that.

Shame the rest of the country got screwed: while I laugh my ass off
at rsa freaks who are frustrated, a lot of decent and ethical people
also
had bad winters, and I feel for them. None of them post here, other
than
Jeff Davis, who has my sympathy.

Jeff has my sympathy too.

had some wonderful quality.
Great company. Good friends, evolved and spiritual, decent and
ethical,
aware and sophisticated, old and new.

Sounds like someone's been buffing their J-Date profile...

and some new jobs that pay me to go to ski country.

These new jobs of yours that pay you to go up to ski country... do
they
seem to coincide with times that Bert is having guests over? Does it
require you to count aspen trees or yellow parkas "cause I have a
theory
on what kind of job this is.

your stalking in the real world, your threats, your lies, your
smears, your insane campaign of harassment.

Your Captain... Your Bartender... and Lauren Tewes as Julie, Your
Cruise
Director. "It's love, exciting and new... Come aboard, we're
expecting
yoooooooooo...." Try to get that one out of your head, gentle
readers.

Now, when last you left us, you had claimed to have called Alan's
boss
and talked to him but not about Alan or is RSA postings. You weren't
able to say what you two actually talked about, nor were you able to
recall his name. It had all the makings of a Scott Abraham lie.

Dave

According to Scott Barak Abraham: "Nobody accused me of molesting
children, nobody called me idiotic names, nobody falsely accused me
of
heinous crimes. Nobody."

So...What IS Baker's boss' name ? How was the talk with him ?- Hide
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Be careful hoobs. That sentence is much more inflamatory than your
repeating of the work "toodle". You could be in real trouble now.

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"Two Buddha" wrote:

Please get help. You are mentally ill. Truly insane. No surprise you
are
a member of a stalking bunch of lying freaks.
I forgive you. I really think you do not know what you are doing.

I'm pointing out what a giant lying sack of poo you are.

Dave, Dave. You know that's crap and I know that's crap, you giant lying
sack of poo. You're a cowardly bully and a psychopath who enjoys lying,
gets his jollies lying, amuses himself lying. You lie like you breath.
Indeed, you are incapable of breathing without lying.
Watching you perform is fascinating. I enjoy you.
But you are not insane, Dave. You know you are lying. I know you are
lying. Everybody here except the wack jobs who believe their own lies know
you are lying.
Must be fun to have a cheering section so deranged they believe everything
you say, eh, freak?


If you
*didn't* talk about RSA and Alan's postings, what did you and Alan's
boss talk about? C'mon Scott, be the truth-teller, man upping, cowboy
that you claim to be. Otherwise you may be caught in another bald faced
lie.

You've never caught me yet, freak.
Here is a clue. I have decided to be merciful about Baker, because he is
insane. I see no point in punishing an insane person who is not responsible
for his behavior.
You, on the other hand, I would love to meet.
Oooops, forgot. That would take balls, and you are a truely dickless and
nutless coward.
There is some manned up, cowboy truth, freak. And we both know I would be
delighted to say that in person.
As we both know you would **** your pants if it happened.
I'm laughing at you, Dave. I know you. I see right through you, and you
are ****.
Now go **** yourself, freak.
Toodle. Thanks for the amusement.

I'm still waiting for a legitimate response to my demand that you identify
yourself before I answer any of your questions.
Because you are insane, you do not understand a legitimate, sane, rational
request.
Get help. You truly are mentally ill, and I pity you.

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On Apr 16, 8:31 pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

Please get help. You are mentally ill. Truly insane. No surprise you
are
a member of a stalking bunch of lying freaks.
I forgive you. I really think you do not know what you are doing.

I'm pointing out what a giant lying sack of poo you are. If you
*didn't* talk about RSA and Alan's postings, what did you and Alan's
boss talk about? C'mon Scott, be the truth-teller, man upping, cowboy
that you claim to be. Otherwise you may be caught in another bald faced
lie.

Dave

--According to Jeff Davis, Scott Abraham "isn't the brightest lamp in
the candelabra."

That's all I asked for...Still waiting for a legitimate response.

In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:


"Dave Cartman" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

Please get help. You are mentally ill. Truly insane. No surprise you
are
a member of a stalking bunch of lying freaks.
I forgive you. I really think you do not know what you are doing.

I'm pointing out what a giant lying sack of poo you are.

Dave, Dave. You know that's crap and I know that's crap, you giant lying
sack of poo. You're a cowardly bully and a psychopath who enjoys lying,
gets his jollies lying, amuses himself lying. You lie like you breath.
Indeed, you are incapable of breathing without lying.
Watching you perform is fascinating. I enjoy you.
But you are not insane, Dave. You know you are lying. I know you are
lying. Everybody here except the wack jobs who believe their own lies know
you are lying.
Must be fun to have a cheering section so deranged they believe everything
you say, eh, freak?


By my count you used the word "lying" 7 different time with several
varations that I didn't count. All that in response to pointing out
that you had claimed to have spoken with Alan's employer, but not
discussed Alan or his his posts on RSA. I was curious what you had
talked to Alan's boss about and what his name was. You've been unable
to answer these questions and I called you on it. Now where is the lie?


If you
*didn't* talk about RSA and Alan's postings, what did you and Alan's
boss talk about? C'mon Scott, be the truth-teller, man upping, cowboy
that you claim to be. Otherwise you may be caught in another bald faced
lie.

You've never caught me yet, freak.

You've been caught lying so many times it's actually sad. But let's
pretend I never have. You are clearly lying now. You are busted. You
never talked to Alan's boss.

Here is a clue. I have decided to be merciful about Baker, because he is
insane. I see no point in punishing an insane person who is not responsible
for his behavior.

Great. So you're going to stop threatening to stalk him to his work.
Now back to your claim that you spoke to his boss. What was his name
and what did you talk about if you didn't talk about Alan or his RSA
posts?

You, on the other hand, I would love to meet.

I am a pretty swell guy.

Oooops, forgot. That would take balls, and you are a truely dickless and
nutless coward.

There is some manned up, cowboy truth, freak.

Nah, it's just another of your lame insults.


And we both know I would be
delighted to say that in person.
As we both know you would **** your pants if it happened.

Yeah, I've never met you, and I don't plan to. But Jeff David has. And
according to Jeff Davis, Scott Abraham is "no threat to anyone."

I'm laughing at you, Dave. I know you. I see right through you, and you
are ****.
Now go **** yourself, freak.
Toodle. Thanks for the amusement.

According to Jeff Davis, Scott Abraham "isn't the brightest lamp in
the candelabra." (not to criticise Jeff, but I think menorah would have
been funnier)

before I answer any of your questions.

See that's just it...You're NOT answering any of my questions...You're
simply finishing an idea that you brought up when you last belched
your filth in this newsgroup. That is the second time I've had to
clarify that...Try not ducking it again.

On Apr 16, 8:45 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:
"Dave Cartman" wrote in message

...

In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

Please get help. You are mentally ill. Truly insane. No surprise you
are
a member of a stalking bunch of lying freaks.
I forgive you. I really think you do not know what you are doing.

I'm pointing out what a giant lying sack of poo you are.

Dave, Dave.

[Another one of SA's tells - next follows a lie]

You know that's crap and I know that's crap, you giant lying
sack of poo. You're a cowardly bully and a psychopath who enjoys lying,
gets his jollies lying, amuses himself lying. You lie like you breath.
Indeed, you are incapable of breathing without lying.
Watching you perform is fascinating. I enjoy you.
But you are not insane, Dave. You know you are lying. I know you are
lying. Everybody here except the wack jobs who believe their own lies know
you are lying.
Must be fun to have a cheering section so deranged they believe everything
you say, eh, freak?

If you

*didn't* talk about RSA and Alan's postings, what did you and Alan's
boss talk about? C'mon Scott, be the truth-teller, man upping, cowboy
that you claim to be. Otherwise you may be caught in another bald faced
lie.

You've never caught me yet, freak.

Why would you say that? Everyone you have lied about knows you are a
liar, and that would be just about everyone who posts on RSA..

Here is a clue. I have decided to be merciful about Baker, because he is
insane. I see no point in punishing an insane person who is not responsible
for his behavior.

How evolved of you!

I have decided to be merciful about Baker, because he is
insane.

Translation : I have been backed into a corner. I lied about talking
to Baker's boss, and even lied about having that ability. I
lied...again.