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  #11  
Old June 6th 08, 03:43 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Yabahoobs
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On Jun 5, 11:00 pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Jun 3, 4:01 pm, Yabahoobs wrote:



On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:


RIIIING


Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?


On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: "Suicide Hotline"


SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.


SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."


SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me


Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****.
You just told some more whoppers. And like Horvath, you hide. No
balls. How pathetic. How sick. How you. Get help. I shall pray
for you.


Bla bla bla...more of the same repetitive chanting by you.Doesn't
change the fact that you're barely clinging on to power-seller status
with a continually dropping rate. 97.5 is pretty crappy Scott,
particularly considering your sales volume.
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  #12  
Old June 6th 08, 03:56 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 08:43:16 -0700 (PDT), Yabahoobs
wrote this crap:



Bla bla bla...more of the same repetitive chanting by you.Doesn't
change the fact that you're barely clinging on to power-seller status
with a continually dropping rate. 97.5 is pretty crappy Scott,
particularly considering your sales volume.



I pray that Scottee becomes one with the fishes.

The world would be better off.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
  #13  
Old June 8th 08, 01:03 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Stallard
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Yabahoobs wrote:

Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


Ah, I see that Ebay's new rules on feedback are starting to show an
effect. He's already fallen below the minimum 98% positive rating for
PowerSeller status. And check this out:

This icon next to a member's user ID means that the seller meets the
criteria for being a PowerSeller - consistent sales volume, 98% total
positive Feedback, eBay marketplace policy compliance, an account in
good financial standing, and beginning in July 2008, detailed seller
rating (DSRs) of 4.5 or higher in all four DSRs - item as described,
communication, shipping time, and shipping and handling charges. If a
seller no longer complies with any one of the above requirements,
they are removed from the program.


He appears to be already below 4.5 on a couple of the DSR's. So once
these new rules take effect next month, it's goodbye PowerSeller.

Too bad there are so many "sociopaths" and "pathological liars" on Ebay.
Odd that most of them only seem to affect ONE SELLER...

Dave
  #14  
Old June 23rd 08, 07:06 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha twobuddha is offline
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On Jun 6, 8:43 am, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Jun 5, 11:00 pm, twobuddha wrote:



On Jun 3, 4:01 pm, Yabahoobs wrote:


On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:


RIIIING


Scott Abraham: Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: I'm ready to die. About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: What method are you going to use? Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: No, something more certain than that. I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. I want you to live with
yourself. I feel for you. It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. Not to mention ugly. I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: I ****ed Kerrison. I am so ashamed. My liddle cock fell off
this morning. I have aids, herpes, and back zits. End it for me.
SA: Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. Save yourself the airfare, though. Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: Thank you, mighty Buddha. You are so compassionate.
SA: **** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?


On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: "Suicide Hotline"


SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.


SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."


SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me


Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****.
You just told some more whoppers. And like Horvath, you hide. No
balls. How pathetic. How sick. How you. Get help. I shall pray
for you.


Bla bla bla...more of the same repetitive chanting by you.Doesn't
change the fact that you're barely clinging on to power-seller status
with a continually dropping rate. 97.5 is pretty crappy Scott,
particularly considering your sales volume.


Bla bla bla. How pathetic that you have to misconstrue reality, are
so ****ing ignorant that you don't know that EVERY power seller's
rating just dropped as Ebay redos the system. How pathetic that you
have to take such cheap shots to discredit me. How pathetic. How
Hendrickson. You poor, pathetic, dickless usenet stalking wack job.
  #15  
Old June 23rd 08, 07:07 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha twobuddha is offline
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Posts: 8,058
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On Jun 8, 6:03 am, Dave Stallard wrote:
Yabahoobs wrote:
Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


Ah, I see that Ebay's new rules on feedback are starting to show an
effect. He's already fallen below the minimum 98% positive rating for
PowerSeller status. And check this out:

This icon next to a member's user ID means that the seller meets the
criteria for being a PowerSeller - consistent sales volume, 98% total
positive Feedback, eBay marketplace policy compliance, an account in
good financial standing, and beginning in July 2008, detailed seller
rating (DSRs) of 4.5 or higher in all four DSRs - item as described,
communication, shipping time, and shipping and handling charges. If a
seller no longer complies with any one of the above requirements,
they are removed from the program.


He appears to be already below 4.5 on a couple of the DSR's. So once
these new rules take effect next month, it's goodbye PowerSeller.

Too bad there are so many "sociopaths" and "pathological liars" on Ebay.
Odd that most of them only seem to affect ONE SELLER...


What pathetic bull****. What a laughable, dickless cheap shot. How
typical.
Only DSR's I'm below on are about shipping cost and time. I live in
Seattle. Lots of dumb**** Ebay buyers who can't realize that cheap
shipping takes more time from the West Coast. ****, they are almost
as stupid as you.
But not as dickless.
Go **** yourself, asshole.
  #16  
Old June 23rd 08, 07:26 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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On Jun 23, 12:06*pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Jun 6, 8:43 am, Yabahoobs wrote:





On Jun 5, 11:00 pm, twobuddha wrote:


On Jun 3, 4:01 pm, Yabahoobs wrote:


On Jun 3, 2:37 pm, twobuddha wrote:


RIIIING


Scott Abraham: *Hello, you've reached the Suicide Hotline.
Dickless Horvath: *I'm ready to die. *About to commit suicide by
TwoBuddha.
SA: *What method are you going to use? *Some sort of bitch cry for
help like taking an overdose of birth control pills?
DH: *No, something more certain than that. *I'm going to identify
myself, fly to Seattle, and talk to you the same way I talk here.
SA: *Holy ****, you really must want to die a painful death. *But I
would not kill you, I am not that merciful. *I want you to live with
yourself. *I feel for you. *It must be hell to wake up in the morning
knowing you are a dickless coward, a complete and total fraud, a
laughable and pathetic clown. *Not to mention ugly. *I understand why
you do not want to be on the planet anymore, when the mere knowledge
of what a freak you are is so painful you cannot wake up. *What
brought you to the point you simply can't stand yourself anymore?
DH: *I ****ed Kerrison. *I am so ashamed. *My liddle cock fell off
this morning. *I have aids, herpes, and back zits. *End it for me.
SA: *Normally, we try to help people who want to kill themselves, but
in your case, you would be doing the world a favor and we would all be
better off. *Save yourself the airfare, though. *Just walk into the
nearest VFW and start talking **** the way you do online, somebody
will take care of you.
DH: *Thank you, mighty Buddha. *You are so compassionate.
SA: ***** yourself before you eat the gun, ok?


On Jun 2, 6:07 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: *"Suicide Hotline"


SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's
about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun.


SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look
down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."


SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that
bonus.


* * * * * * *


* * * * * *A mighty Hungarian warrior
* * * *The blood of Attila runs through me


Scott your power rating percentage has dropped from 98.2 to 97.5.
Please try not to scam people into giving you money for soiled,
disintegrating, moldy rags.


More real world stalking, more pathetic lies from a stupid dumb****.
You just told some more whoppers. *And like Horvath, you hide. *No
balls. *How pathetic. *How sick. *How you. *Get help. *I shall pray
for you.


Bla bla bla...more of the same repetitive chanting by you.Doesn't
change the fact that you're barely clinging on to power-seller status
with a continually dropping rate. *97.5 is pretty crappy Scott,
particularly considering your sales volume.


Bla bla bla. *How pathetic that you have to misconstrue reality, are
so ****ing ignorant that you don't know that EVERY power seller's
rating just dropped as Ebay redos the system. *How pathetic that you
have to take such cheap shots to discredit me. *How pathetic. *How
Hendrickson. *You poor, pathetic, dickless usenet stalking wack job.


I still haven't found a Power Seller with a rating lower than yours.


  #17  
Old June 24th 08, 05:32 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Jeff Davis
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In article ,
Richard Henry wrote:

I still haven't found a Power Seller with a rating lower than yours.


**** Dick. Most of the time you can't find your own ass with both hands.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

  #18  
Old June 24th 08, 05:53 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jun 24, 1:32*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,
Richard Henry wrote:



I still haven't found a Power Seller with a rating lower than yours.


**** Dick. *Most of the time you can't find your own ass with both hands.


Coming from guy who can't find a job that's pretty amusing.
  #19  
Old June 24th 08, 06:32 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Norm
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"Jeff Davis" wrote in message

I still haven't found a Power Seller with a rating lower than yours.


**** Dick. Most of the time you can't find your own ass with both hands.



Given that you probably can find your ass with one or both hands, Jeff,
maybe YOU can find a power seller with a lower rating than Scott's? Hint -
set aside a little time, they're pretty few and far between.



  #20  
Old June 27th 08, 04:40 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Jeff Davis
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In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:
On Jun 24, 1:32*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article

,
Richard Henry wrote:

I still haven't found a Power Seller with a rating lower than yours.


**** Dick. *Most of the time you can't find your own ass with both hands.


Coming from guy who can't find a job that's pretty amusing.


I've got 3 of them right now you Dickless ****ing ****.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

 




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