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Whatever happened to Sir Pumpaloaf?



 
 
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Old June 5th 17, 08:20 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Whatever happened to Sir Pumpaloaf Meow Meow? He was a good guy.
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Old June 6th 17, 01:53 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Monday, June 5, 2017 at 8:57:37 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:

He was a stone cold psychopathic coward who committed felony perjury.


Oh, you mean he testified in your court case?

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Old June 6th 17, 03:18 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Monday, June 5, 2017 at 10:58:46 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Monday, June 5, 2017 at 6:53:27 PM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote:
On Monday, June 5, 2017 at 8:57:37 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:

He was a stone cold psychopathic coward who committed felony perjury.


Oh, you mean he testified in your court case?


****, you don't have a clue, do you? Thanks for ****ing yourself again in public, idiot.


How could people who never testified in your court case commit perjury in it? LOL! I hearby swear that you are a loon. Oooh, perjury!
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Old June 6th 17, 04:20 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Monday, June 5, 2017 at 11:53:12 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:

****, you're high. Or stupid. Both.


Perjury: the offense of willfully telling an untruth in a court after having taken an oath or affirmation.

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Old June 7th 17, 03:06 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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picture this....you're driving down the highway headed to your next ski destination. skis are waxed. bags are packed. it's just you and the road, good tunes playing on the radio. now you're getting low on gas, and you could use a restroom so you pull off the next exit, fill up and head inside for a snack and a ****. after you pick up that bag of cool Cool Ranch Doritos, grab yourself a Rainier. Just one. Nice and cold. Not a stubbie - grab a tall-boy. You're a grown man, free, strong. Have a beer. it just might make you feel beter.
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Old June 7th 17, 03:14 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, June 6, 2017 at 11:06:37 PM UTC-4, Jay Pique wrote:
picture this....you're driving down the highway headed to your next ski destination. skis are waxed. bags are packed. it's just you and the road, good tunes playing on the radio. now you're getting low on gas, and you could use a restroom so you pull off the next exit, fill up and head inside for a snack and a ****. after you pick up that bag of cool Cool Ranch Doritos, grab yourself a Rainier. Just one. Nice and cold. Not a stubbie - grab a tall-boy. You're a grown man, free, strong. Have a beer. it just might make you feel beter.


Trunky's a recovering alcoholic. Or more like a non-drinking one. If you want to know what a "dry drunk" is, just check out Schattie.
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Old June 7th 17, 03:25 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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let me just say that I definitely don't want what he's got.


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Old June 7th 17, 03:48 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, June 6, 2017 at 11:25:25 PM UTC-4, Jay Pique wrote:
let me just say that I definitely don't want what he's got.


High cholesterol from pumping too much mayonnaise into his colon?
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Old June 7th 17, 04:31 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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can I make a suggestion? you don't want to concede "evil" - it connotes power. try something like "weevil spewer", which is demeaning on all fronts. (plus I authorize you to use it - you don't have to steal it like the Vail: Taglines) You're really not that good at this.
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Old July 11th 17, 11:10 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, June 6, 2017 at 1:50:52 AM UTC+5:30, Eviel Dewar wrote:
Whatever happened to Sir Pumpaloaf Meow Meow? He was a good guy.


I've been busy having fun and not playing on the internet. And now I'm back to bitch slap the **** out of that stupid douche Schattie.

Pumpaloaf Meow Meow
 




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