Jackson Hole Sucks

In article ,
Vern93 wrote:

Therefore he is referring to the mythical Hollywood icon, the "Street
Walker with the Heart of Gold."

You liked "Vanilla Sky" didn't you.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

In article ,
Bob Lee wrote:
Jeff Davis wrote:
...Yes, 4 1/2 Million people come here every year...

Sounds like heaven.

It is. And it all started with this white van load of Peyote that rolled
through Jackson in 1976. Literally a van load. 20 100lb gunny sacks full
of fresh buttons. And they were looking for Barlow! Of all people...
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

in article , Terd Fartingmor at
wrote on 1/29/04 7:43 PM:

On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 17:29:52 -0800, scottabe
wrote this crap:


Four asshole in a row. None of which ever had the decency to say "Stop
falsely accusing innocent men of molesting children!"
All of whom have skied with those who do, and allow the vile criminals to
post to rsa.terrorist.
So much for decency.

Scottee, here's another letter for you:


__________________________________________________ ________
Schattie, why don't you come over and visit me tonight? I've got lots
more toys than that mean old Bert. We can ride on my Ferris wheel, or
in my toy train. Or climb up in my Giving Tree. We can have so much
fun together, with no girls allowed. We can have Jesus Juice and play
"Skipper and Gilligan" again. I'll be your little buttee, and you can
sleep in my bed. After all, what's more loving
than to share your bed? That's what I said in that documentary they
made
about me, but everyone took it all wrong.

I know that under the skin, you're just like me: a child in a man's
body. And that's what I love about you.

xoxo,
Michael
__________________________________________________ ___________


Should we start calling you, "Skipper"?

Please do. In person.

In article ,
Bob Lee wrote:
Jeff Davis wrote:
Yeah. We're Wyoming boys. It don't get more down to earth than that.

You know what the folks from Lander say about you pansy poofters in JH,
don't you?

I'm sure *you* have some take on that. I ran into Greg Collins in the
Rock Gym this afternoon, (jhmg.com- "skier from Lander."). All he
wanted was the beta on the snow pack I gleaned today.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

in article , Bob Lee at
wrote on 1/29/04 8:16 PM:

Jeff Davis wrote:

Bob Lee wrote:
Jeff Davis wrote:

Remember, I live in an extrordinary ski community.

But unpretentious, right?

Yeah. We're Wyoming boys. It don't get more down to earth than that.

You know what the folks from Lander say about you pansy poofters in JH,
don't you?


I sure know what guys from Seattle call this despicable, vile, gutless pansy
poofter, who never has and never will have the balls to spew his filth in
person.

in article , Jeff Davis at
wrote on 1/29/04 8:22 PM:


You don't give a **** what the most experienced ski guides say. You don't
give a **** about snow pits. You skin into obscurity. Fine. Arrogance
has lead many to ski off into oblivion.

Led klaus' buddy Andweeb Mclean right to Shishipangma-and two dead men.

in article , Jeff Davis at
wrote on 1/29/04 8:24 PM:

In article ,
BrritSki wrote:

But less about c*nts.

It's hard enough to get laid in a mountain town without you talking like
that. Where the **** do you think you are? Chamonix?

You should talk to him about committing perjury in an American court.

"Bob Lee" wrote in message
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klaus wrot||e:
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bdubya wrote:
On 30 \\Jan 2004 00:54:21 GMT, Sven Golly

wrote: ))
((
Bob Lee)) wrote in
news:rlee-A70B79.17472829012004
:
))
bdub((ya wrote:
))
On ((Tue, 27 Jan 2004 20:45:40 -0700, Bob Lee
wrote:
))
Wa((lt wrote:
))
((Bob Lee wrote:
))
(( Oooh, can we get a cascade going o this thread? I
think the
)) circumstances call for it.
((
N))o. We'll just send the groomers out to squash it
down.
((
C'm))on - it'll be fun! Stop the brutal grooming!
((
Stop)) the futile whoooshing!
((
Stop ))the cutie smooshing!
((
Stop th))e pooty doucheing!
((
Mop the)) studly drooling!
((
Hop on th))e pottie mooching,
((
Cop the boo))ty pooching!
\*/
Suss the attrib poaching!

According to Blind Willie Jefferson, Annoying Former Ski Instructor
guy
is truly born under a bad sign and has been down sign he began to
crawl

Bob Lee wrote:

klaus wrote:

bdubya wrote:
On 30 Jan 2004 00:54:21 GMT, Sven Golly
wrote:

Bob Lee wrote in news:rlee-A70B79.17472829012004
:

bdubya wrote:

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 20:45:40 -0700, Bob Lee wrote:

Walt wrote:

Bob Lee wrote:

Oooh, can we get a cascade going o this thread? I think the
circumstances call for it.

No. We'll just send the groomers out to squash it down.

C'mon - it'll be fun! Stop the brutal grooming!

Stop the futile whoooshing!

Stop the cutie smooshing!

Stop the pooty doucheing!

Mop the studly drooling!

Hop on the pottie mooching,

Cop the booty pooching!

Drop the poodle hooching

"tm" wrote in message
...
Annoying Former Instructor Guy wrote:
tm wrote
Annoying Former Instructor Guy wrote:
tm wrote

You obviously never met Lady Elaine Fairchild.

Met her? I was her first husband, you
tight-knit-sweater-wearing
alternative lifestyle afficianado. That bitch took all my
puppets
in the divorce settlement. She falsely accused me of
illegally
conspiring to make false statements with them. Oooooh, that
made
me angry. I mean, AS IF, I mean, you know, I mean, *as* *if*
a
puppet can make anything besides a false statement, cos, you
know,
HELLO!!! He's a puppet, he can't make statements on his own!

Oh Damnit! Look what you've made me do--splatter this
newsgroup
with even more irrational twaddle. Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!

Calm down, son, I know they are giving us a bit of a hard time
around
here over our relationship with Lady Elaine, but they don't
understand
the dynamics involved. I can direct you toward a support
website
for
abused men if you are interested.

Actually, I need an abuse website for supportive men.

eegads. you need a website alright-
http://home.in.tum.de/~jain/software/oe-quotefix/

Ha ha! buy a real newreader, monkey-boy!

So, what's your opinion on surface hoars?

I like em' but that's just because I skied recently today. Did
I mention that I ski more frequently than you? I hope not. That
would be pretentious.

I don't ski. My legs are too precious.

Your legs are wrapped around Gollum? Ewww gross! TMI, dude.

--
According to Lady Elaine Fairchild, "TM is a monster."
According to Dancing Bear, "Annoying Former Ski Instructor Guy
is a brilliant mistake."
According to my mom, "TM was not a mistake, just a spectacular
unplanned event."
According to my mom, AFSIG needs to lose 20 pounds.

The Bitch.