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Message to all my fans
I'm writing this message to all my fans while I'm sitting in front of
my cave in NH (BURP). I wanted to set the record straight about these stupid sponsors, I've quit. (Ahkkkkkk!). I had a great time at the Olympics in Innsbruck, no wait.....Prague......(cough) no oh yeah Bogota, Colombia, that's it Bogota. Let it be said that Blodie never saw a beer that he didn't like (Arrrgghhhhh!). Nike- those assholes told me to "Just Do it".......I tried with every chick I met....I didn't know they meant on skis. I quit Barilla because the *******s told me I was eating all their pasta (phhhhhhtttttt). Chicks dig a stud with a little meat on his bones, Ha! Atomic? I gave those mofo's all the promotional exposure that could be imagined, everytime I wiped out, I made sure that the cameras saw the atomic logo on my bases. To think those *******s thought I was only worth $1.38 a week (rrrriiiiiiiipppppp). They had this crazy idea that I was supposed to build up a sweat (Boy, did I with the chicks). Well on to the future, I got this great contract with Head at 2.76 per week (TWICE Atomic's offer). I'll be skiing on the Head 360 which is new technology - imagine that a metal ski and I designed it. (pppphhhhtttttttrrrrrriiiiiiiippppppp). I also designed toilets, paper towels - I picked up a lot of math and science in 8th grade(BBBBBBUUUURRRRPPPPP). I also got this great package from P&J's Body Shop in Nashua. I get free rust protection in my 20 year old Subaru. To my undying (and slightly thick) fans: Marty - hey dewd, try chicks, they're more fun than skiing. Beer's good too but you have to be 21 to do that. Mary - What's all that "plonking" business? Not in your wildest dreams, babe. Homey don't play that besides you're probably a dawg. You do have one thing that I like in chicks...you're stupid. Alex Heney - Hey bro - don't do me any favors. I can stand up for myself. You are the only stupid asshole that comes off as a sanctimonius fool no matter what side you take. Here's a little secret - just because it's on the Internet doesn't mean it's true. Experience is only meaningless to idiots that don't have any. I'd tell you to read a book now and then but you probably don't know how to work the pages. Two Buddha - Some day your prince will come ..... only his name will be Bubba |
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Blodie wrote:
Marty - hey dewd, try chicks, they're more fun than skiing. Beer's good too but you have to be 21 to do that. Damn! I knew you were a lurker here. Blodie, I'll try girls and beer (not necessarily in that order). I'll have more time for that since the ski season is almost over. Not sure what the wife will think about that... Oh well, she doesn't approve of my lust for skiing either, so, no biggie I guess. Hey, thanks again for the advice. Looking forward to you racing next year on the Heads! Later. -- Marty (fan of Bode since..., well for a while now) |
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