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pigo wrote:
......anyone needed a glimpse into that overflowing thimble that is al frankens character. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95162,00.html Hey, Thanks! That's really very very good. It's nice to see Fox News trying out a more sophisticated comedy routine; their day-to-day fare was getting stale, in spite of it's Fellini touches. |
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pigo wrote:
"Walt" wrote in message ... "And I said on my program, if, if the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again." -- Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly on "Good Morning America," March 18, 2003 Last I looked they found jetliners there at the airport. Recent history tells us that those are weapons of mass destruction. Unless you don't consider ground zero in NYC a site of mass destruction. Yessiree. I was just on one of those Jetliner contraptions yesterday; that makes me a - (wait for it - timing's important in comedy, according to Bob Hope - waiting ... waiting...) A Skier! A clear threat to the environment. A terriorist of powder, willing to chew up acres and acres of pristine untracked. |
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lal_truckee wrote:
Yessiree. I was just on one of those Jetliner contraptions yesterday; that makes me a - (wait for it - timing's important in comedy, according to Bob Hope - waiting ... waiting...) A Skier! A clear threat to the environment. A terriorist of powder, willing to chew up acres and acres of pristine untracked. And here I thought you were one of those people with the forethought to plan their lives to reside in a place where you don't have to get on a jetliner to ski. (Unlike us poor slobs who move to the midwest, put down roots, and discover skiing late in life...) What gives? South America? New Zeland? Don't tell me you wasted airfare on a trip that doesn't involve skiing? -- //-Walt // // "Fair and Balanced" |
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Walt wrote:
lal_truckee wrote: Yessiree. I was just on one of those Jetliner contraptions yesterday; that makes me a - (wait for it - timing's important in comedy, according to Bob Hope - waiting ... waiting...) A Skier! A clear threat to the environment. A terriorist of powder, willing to chew up acres and acres of pristine untracked. And here I thought you were one of those people with the forethought to plan their lives to reside in a place where you don't have to get on a jetliner to ski. (Unlike us poor slobs who move to the midwest, put down roots, and discover skiing late in life...) What gives? South America? New Zeland? Don't tell me you wasted airfare on a trip that doesn't involve skiing? Did you know there's no snow in the Virgin Islands? Came as a surprise to me! I even brought my favorite skis; usually when transfers are involved I just bring my boots. Dam uninformative tourist brochures. |
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