The revolution in skiing world---tie cheese to english translation

snowbender wrote:
snowbender
Why the name change? Trying to evade ****ed-off former students?

Well, fishing was slow, and summer is still long,
kept getting blisters on it and nothing was coming out.
so I went over
epicski to play with them bears; nevertheless, unlike five years ago
(wow, 5 years already? Where did time go?), where hoard of bashers
were bashing me, this time only few bumped my posts.
I picked a slow time of the year and with the new name I fooled a few.
It was good
thread, all high spirit, high level techniques and skiing stuff,
http://www.epicski.com/forum/thread/...-art-of-skiing

Nevertheless, them bashing bears cannot keep up with the high level
discussions, so the moderators found an excuse and banned snowbender.
When I started to expand on my theories which are not based in reality
the gig was up
A few weeks later, Bob Barnes, one of highest ranking coach of
epicski, against their own forum culture, tactfully wrote a post
openly praised snowbender's skiing, guess even he couldn't stand them
bears mediocre views on skiing.
He was pointing politely out my stuff was good for a drill and not many
people would find it that useful to be a daily exercise
Now there are two "black eyes" on
their epicski forums: one is the banning the snowbender, the one whom
Bob Barnes praised as "expert skiing," and one is the post where Bob
Barnes openly praised the snowbender's skiing that they have banned.
And I have the last laugh, haha.
I am impressed that I was kicked off really proves my point that I can
make no sense with any user name I pick

Now Taichi Skiing is fully matured and well-developed, it's time to
move on to a new adventure, snowbending that is, hence the new handle.

Move on to a new scam that is your speed. You an scooter make a nice
pair. Your first post as snowbent with the boast you made just shows you
need to adjust your medication.
You are a joke and really not worth the time I spent on this and I am
adding you to the kill file and updating the internet idiots page with
your new handle as it not worth reading your posting as they do not make
any sense, and there is no humor in them anyway