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Old April 22nd 07, 08:26 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default Another pair of new skis

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"Two Buddha" wrote:

I just couldn't resist.


Well, that's a news flash.

New fatties, mounted, cost me 130 bucks.


What was wrong with the old ones? Do skis wear out really fast? I
guess I'm serious with that question. I've been using the same
snowboard for years.

I had to brag somewhere.


I would have thought you could brag to your "shrink" friend. Your many
ski industry friends, your many LE friends, and your super model
girlfriends. I guess they were all busy today.

Bert's happy, too: he gets a two year old pair of hand me downs, been skied
maybe ten days.


Bert's low standards are a constant source of amazement to me.

Life is good, and Whistler beckons. Gonna have to sneak up soon.


So what's keeping you from crossing the border like a regular person?

And no one will have the balls to give me any ****.


I'm pretty sure you're mixing your metaphors... or at least your vas
deferens and colon.

As usual. Amazing how
that happens: in real life, nobody talks ****. Only on rsa, where freaks
can hide and act like men....


So " talking ****" is what you think men do? You know we also get jobs
too?
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Old April 22nd 07, 11:29 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default Another pair of new skis

In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

You are far too delusional to hold a truly renumerative job.


Really? And what, pray tell, is your "truly renumerative job?"

Of course, you could prove it. Post a pic of yourself and your car,
including a view of the license plate.
Bluff called.


Scott, what on earth is a picture of some dude standing next to a car
going to prove? I could have my picture taken standing next to a F14
and that wouldn't mean anything. You not calling any bluffs, you're
making yourself look silly(er)

Dave
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Old April 23rd 07, 12:40 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Two Buddha
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Default Another pair of new skis


I just couldn't resist. New fatties, mounted, cost me 130 bucks.
I had to brag somewhere. Only reason I stopped by.
Bert's happy, too: he gets a two year old pair of hand me downs, been skied
maybe ten days.
Life is good, and Whistler beckons. Gonna have to sneak up soon.
And no one will have the balls to give me any ****. As usual. Amazing how
that happens: in real life, nobody talks ****. Only on rsa, where freaks
can hide and act like men.....doing what they never do in real life.
**** yourselves, psychopaths.
And get help, wackos.


  #4  
Old April 23rd 07, 01:04 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
clarencedarrow
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Default Another pair of new skis

On Apr 22, 8:40 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
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And I just bought a new BMW 335i. Cost me a little over $45k, paid
cash. You might ask how I did that. It's called work and a job, novel
thought eh, Trunky? I'll think of you and your $130 skis when I'm
driving to my golf club in my new car.

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Old April 23rd 07, 01:13 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Dave, the Eternal Asshole

(top posting corrected)

In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

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In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

I just couldn't resist.


Well, that's a news flash.

New fatties, mounted, cost me 130 bucks.


What was wrong with the old ones? Do skis wear out really fast? I
guess I'm serious with that question. I've been using the same
snowboard for years.

I had to brag somewhere.


I would have thought you could brag to your "shrink" friend. Your many
ski industry friends, your many LE friends, and your super model
girlfriends. I guess they were all busy today.

Bert's happy, too: he gets a two year old pair of hand me downs, been
skied
maybe ten days.


Bert's low standards are a constant source of amazement to me.

Life is good, and Whistler beckons. Gonna have to sneak up soon.


So what's keeping you from crossing the border like a regular person?

And no one will have the balls to give me any ****.


I'm pretty sure you're mixing your metaphors... or at least your vas
deferens and colon.

As usual. Amazing how
that happens: in real life, nobody talks ****. Only on rsa, where freaks
can hide and act like men....


So " talking ****" is what you think men do? You know we also get jobs
too?


Dave, Dave.
I'd rather play with you. Push your buttons. And then laugh my ass off
when you dance your psychopathic dance.




You really love this place, don't you? You can let yourself be what you
truly are here. You don't have to hide the way you do in real life: here on
rsa, a pathological liar is accepted and applauded, a coward is encouraged
to be a dickless wimp, a stalker is encouraged, a freak is among his peers.
Must make you feel good to be accepted as you are.
As I accept you. And laugh at you. You amuse me. So predictable, so
dickless, so repulsive, so psychopathic.
Classic case, actually.
I'd tell you to get help, but as you are well aware, there is nothing that
can be done for a psychopath. You enjoy being an asshole.
Almost as much as I enjoy watching you be an asshole.
The nutcases could use help. Need help.
There is no help for freaks like you, Dave. You were born an asshole,
you've worked hard at being an asshole, and you will always be an asshole,
until the day you die.


Yeah, you're going to hurt my feelings if you keep up those insults.

Anyhooo... What is Alan's bosses name? What did you talk about if not
Alan or RSA? Are you still carrying a gun in public? How was Europe?
What happened to your promise to have Richard in jail? Liar.

Now, if you want to call me a liar, you've got to give examples of me
lies I've told. Since you can't do that, you should apologize. A real
man would.

Dave

Dave
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Old April 23rd 07, 01:25 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Two Buddha
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Default Another pair of new skis

Bull****. You are far too delusional to hold a truly renumerative job.
You're crazy. Mentally ill.
Of course, you could prove it. Post a pic of yourself and your car,
including a view of the license plate.
Bluff called.
Now get help. You are mentally ill. The money you supposedly spent on a
car would be far better used for therapy.
I will think of you when I am skiing Whistler.
Get help.
And **** yourself.

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On Apr 22, 8:40 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
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And I just bought a new BMW 335i. Cost me a little over $45k, paid
cash. You might ask how I did that. It's called work and a job, novel
thought eh, Trunky? I'll think of you and your $130 skis when I'm
driving to my golf club in my new car.



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Old April 23rd 07, 02:36 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
clarencedarrow
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Default Another pair of new skis

On Apr 22, 9:25 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:
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Suit yourself. The next time you see a 335i, just think it could be
clarencedarrow behind the wheel. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I've
got to go to bed, I've got an early tee time (really).
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: The car? It's insured BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  #8  
Old April 23rd 07, 02:41 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
clarencedarrow
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Default Another pair of new skis

On Apr 22, 9:25 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:
Bull****. You are far too delusional to hold a truly renumerative job.

Oh by the way, how do you know this since you've never held a
renumerative job?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old April 23rd 07, 04:19 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Two Buddha
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Default Dave, the Eternal Asshole

Dave, Dave.
I'd rather play with you. Push your buttons. And then laugh my ass off
when you dance your psychopathic dance.
You really love this place, don't you? You can let yourself be what you
truly are here. You don't have to hide the way you do in real life: here on
rsa, a pathological liar is accepted and applauded, a coward is encouraged
to be a dickless wimp, a stalker is encouraged, a freak is among his peers.
Must make you feel good to be accepted as you are.
As I accept you. And laugh at you. You amuse me. So predictable, so
dickless, so repulsive, so psychopathic.
Classic case, actually.
I'd tell you to get help, but as you are well aware, there is nothing that
can be done for a psychopath. You enjoy being an asshole.
Almost as much as I enjoy watching you be an asshole.
The nutcases could use help. Need help.
There is no help for freaks like you, Dave. You were born an asshole,
you've worked hard at being an asshole, and you will always be an asshole,
until the day you die.

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In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

I just couldn't resist.


Well, that's a news flash.

New fatties, mounted, cost me 130 bucks.


What was wrong with the old ones? Do skis wear out really fast? I
guess I'm serious with that question. I've been using the same
snowboard for years.

I had to brag somewhere.


I would have thought you could brag to your "shrink" friend. Your many
ski industry friends, your many LE friends, and your super model
girlfriends. I guess they were all busy today.

Bert's happy, too: he gets a two year old pair of hand me downs, been
skied
maybe ten days.


Bert's low standards are a constant source of amazement to me.

Life is good, and Whistler beckons. Gonna have to sneak up soon.


So what's keeping you from crossing the border like a regular person?

And no one will have the balls to give me any ****.


I'm pretty sure you're mixing your metaphors... or at least your vas
deferens and colon.

As usual. Amazing how
that happens: in real life, nobody talks ****. Only on rsa, where freaks
can hide and act like men....


So " talking ****" is what you think men do? You know we also get jobs
too?



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Old April 23rd 07, 04:19 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Two Buddha
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Default Another pair of new skis

The next time I see a Beemer, I will think of how insane you are, and pray
that you get help.

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On Apr 22, 9:25 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:
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Suit yourself. The next time you see a 335i, just think it could be
clarencedarrow behind the wheel. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I've
got to go to bed, I've got an early tee time (really).
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: The car? It's insured BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!



 




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