The twelve days of Trunkmas

On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 7:56:51 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:51:38 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 7:44:49 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:33:38 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:36:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 21 Dec 2020 20:24:35 -0800 (PST),
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On Monday, December 21, 2020 at 8:15:06 PM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:14:12 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:
You couldn't take me on the best day of your life, and we
both know it.
You have a lot to learn, Trunky. I've been trained by mankind's best
military to be an unstoppable killing machine.

I was trained by mankind's best warriors,
A washed up sailor who made you march around on the lawn doesn't
count.

Really? Never marched on a lawn in my life.

Another lie.
Used to run the obstacle course, but that was on sand.
Another lie. In my 22 years in the military I never saw an obstacle
course on sand. (Except the sand traps on a golf course, and those
are obstacles to be avoided.)
and unlike you, I've had plenty of practice in the real world.
Where, and what kind?

Show up and find out. Oooooops, that balls thing again.
You ain't even man enough to ID yourself. Change your diapers.

You got trained to pull telephone wires and answer the phone.

I learned to jump out
of choppers using the Australian Rappel technique.
Look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rappel

Jeez, I've rappeled down cliffs and buildings. Easy.
Any idiot could do it.
You didn't even bother to look up that link. Anybody can rappel. I
learned to do it in Boy Scouts. But I'm talking Australian Rappel.
You go face first out of a chopper with one hand on the rope and one
hand holding your weapon, so you can fire on the move. Only the best
and bravest can do this. I trained at Fort Campbell, the home of the
Air Assault.

Didn't have to look it up, in several movies.
Another lie. Stunt men won't do it because it's too dangerous.
This method of attack is so fast and dangerous that you don't even see
it in the movies. Hollywood stuntmen refuse to do it. I've done it
dozens of times.

Bull****. I've seen it scores of times on tv and in the movies.
Another lie.
Bull****.
The truth and the whole truth.

Bull**** and the whole diaper.

No reason for a telephone operator to be jumping out of choppers,
The commo people have to be with the front line troops. How else do
you get information to the front, or from the front?

The commo people are rear area cowards, coward.

Abraham Lincoln had a telegraph installed in the White House during
the Civil War so he could get information from ongoing battles. Don't
you think someone was punching the key during the battle?

No, I think someone was way behind the lines, idiot. Just like you.
My MOS was 25A, Combat Communications Electronics Officer.
Note that the first word is, "Combat."
And here's the link for MOS 24A:

https://www.armystudyguide.com/conte...icer-25a.shtml

Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric designation for that one is.
Holy ****, your buddy gets busted lying his ass off and all you can do is drag up ancient history.
Thank you for finally admitting that you lied about fighting in Vietnam as a college journalist. It sure took long enough!
Holy ****. You finally lost your marbles. I admitted I lied? About MY ancient history?

Did you or did you not fight in Vietnam while a college journalist? Yes or no? Which is it? Were you lying then or are you lying now?