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The Night Before Trunkmas
T' was the night before Trunkmas
and all through Steven's Pass not a creature was stirring not even Bert's lazy ass. The ski gear was hung in the hallway with care. In the hopes that Trunky Claus soon would be there. With me at the computer and wearing a robe and a cap I was just settling down for a long Trunkmas Eve's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear a tiny dogsled and eight tiny huskies were there. And a fat-assed driver so lazy and drunk I knew in a moment it must be, "The Trunk." He stomped onto the porch and kicked in the front door, grabbed the cookies and milk, and said, "More and more." He went to the kitchen, the fridge he did open. Saw the goodies he wanted and all the freebies he was hoping. His pockets he filled with cranberries and yams. His bag he filled with turkey and glazed hams. He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." He grabbed them all and went out to the yard, got in his dogsled like a big tub of lard. He cracked his big whip to awaken the team, he cried out their names, so it would seem. "On Flasher, on Barfer, on Boner, on Tits'on." "On Vomit, on Stupid, on Ass-clown, and ****son." "To the top of the fence, to the top of the wall. Now fly away, fly away, once and for all." And I heard him exclaim after he yelled, "You all suck." "Crappy Trunkmas to all, Blow me dumb ****." ____________________________________________ Horvath This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Support the military, or else. |
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The Night Before Trunkmas
On Monday, December 14, 2020 at 11:33:56 AM UTC-5, wrote:
T' was the night before Trunkmas and all through Steven's Pass not a creature was stirring not even Bert's lazy ass. The ski gear was hung in the hallway with care. In the hopes that Trunky Claus soon would be there. With me at the computer and wearing a robe and a cap I was just settling down for a long Trunkmas Eve's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear a tiny dogsled and eight tiny huskies were there. And a fat-assed driver so lazy and drunk I knew in a moment it must be, "The Trunk." He stomped onto the porch and kicked in the front door, grabbed the cookies and milk, and said, "More and more." He went to the kitchen, the fridge he did open. Saw the goodies he wanted and all the freebies he was hoping. His pockets he filled with cranberries and yams. His bag he filled with turkey and glazed hams. He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." He grabbed them all and went out to the yard, got in his dogsled like a big tub of lard. He cracked his big whip to awaken the team, he cried out their names, so it would seem. "On Flasher, on Barfer, on Boner, on Tits'on." "On Vomit, on Stupid, on Ass-clown, and ****son." "To the top of the fence, to the top of the wall. Now fly away, fly away, once and for all." And I heard him exclaim after he yelled, "You all suck." "Crappy Trunkmas to all, Blow me dumb ****." OMG, I am laughing so hard! |
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The Night Before Trunkmas
[Default] On Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:32:25 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap: On Monday, December 14, 2020 at 11:33:56 AM UTC-5, wrote: T' was the night before Trunkmas and all through Steven's Pass not a creature was stirring not even Bert's lazy ass. The ski gear was hung in the hallway with care. In the hopes that Trunky Claus soon would be there. With me at the computer and wearing a robe and a cap I was just settling down for a long Trunkmas Eve's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear a tiny dogsled and eight tiny huskies were there. And a fat-assed driver so lazy and drunk I knew in a moment it must be, "The Trunk." He stomped onto the porch and kicked in the front door, grabbed the cookies and milk, and said, "More and more." He went to the kitchen, the fridge he did open. Saw the goodies he wanted and all the freebies he was hoping. His pockets he filled with cranberries and yams. His bag he filled with turkey and glazed hams. He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." He grabbed them all and went out to the yard, got in his dogsled like a big tub of lard. He cracked his big whip to awaken the team, he cried out their names, so it would seem. "On Flasher, on Barfer, on Boner, on Tits'on." "On Vomit, on Stupid, on Ass-clown, and ****son." "To the top of the fence, to the top of the wall. Now fly away, fly away, once and for all." And I heard him exclaim after he yelled, "You all suck." "Crappy Trunkmas to all, Blow me dumb ****." OMG, I am laughing so hard! I have my good days. ____________________________________________ Horvath This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Support the military, or else. |
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The Night Before Trunkmas
On Monday, December 14, 2020 at 11:03:36 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:32:25 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar wrote this crap: On Monday, December 14, 2020 at 11:33:56 AM UTC-5, wrote: T' was the night before Trunkmas and all through Steven's Pass not a creature was stirring not even Bert's lazy ass. The ski gear was hung in the hallway with care. In the hopes that Trunky Claus soon would be there. With me at the computer and wearing a robe and a cap I was just settling down for a long Trunkmas Eve's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear a tiny dogsled and eight tiny huskies were there. And a fat-assed driver so lazy and drunk I knew in a moment it must be, "The Trunk." He stomped onto the porch and kicked in the front door, grabbed the cookies and milk, and said, "More and more." He went to the kitchen, the fridge he did open. Saw the goodies he wanted and all the freebies he was hoping. His pockets he filled with cranberries and yams. His bag he filled with turkey and glazed hams. He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." He grabbed them all and went out to the yard, got in his dogsled like a big tub of lard. He cracked his big whip to awaken the team, he cried out their names, so it would seem. "On Flasher, on Barfer, on Boner, on Tits'on." "On Vomit, on Stupid, on Ass-clown, and ****son." "To the top of the fence, to the top of the wall. Now fly away, fly away, once and for all." And I heard him exclaim after he yelled, "You all suck." "Crappy Trunkmas to all, Blow me dumb ****." OMG, I am laughing so hard! I have my good days. ' He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." ' Captures his sleazy self-serving low-rent character! |
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The Night Before Trunkmas
[Default] On Tue, 15 Dec 2020 12:15:18 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap: On Monday, December 14, 2020 at 11:03:36 PM UTC-5, wrote: [Default] On Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:32:25 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar wrote this crap: On Monday, December 14, 2020 at 11:33:56 AM UTC-5, wrote: T' was the night before Trunkmas and all through Steven's Pass not a creature was stirring not even Bert's lazy ass. The ski gear was hung in the hallway with care. In the hopes that Trunky Claus soon would be there. With me at the computer and wearing a robe and a cap I was just settling down for a long Trunkmas Eve's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear a tiny dogsled and eight tiny huskies were there. And a fat-assed driver so lazy and drunk I knew in a moment it must be, "The Trunk." He stomped onto the porch and kicked in the front door, grabbed the cookies and milk, and said, "More and more." He went to the kitchen, the fridge he did open. Saw the goodies he wanted and all the freebies he was hoping. His pockets he filled with cranberries and yams. His bag he filled with turkey and glazed hams. He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." He grabbed them all and went out to the yard, got in his dogsled like a big tub of lard. He cracked his big whip to awaken the team, he cried out their names, so it would seem. "On Flasher, on Barfer, on Boner, on Tits'on." "On Vomit, on Stupid, on Ass-clown, and ****son." "To the top of the fence, to the top of the wall. Now fly away, fly away, once and for all." And I heard him exclaim after he yelled, "You all suck." "Crappy Trunkmas to all, Blow me dumb ****." OMG, I am laughing so hard! I have my good days. ' He walked to the tree and said, "These presents are nice. I'll sell them on e-bay, they'll fetch a good price." ' Captures his sleazy self-serving low-rent character! That was my favorite line in the poem. It shows you the value of a high quality Harvard music education. ____________________________________________ Horvath This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Support the military, or else. |
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