92 Ski areas

[Default] On Sun, 22 Nov 2020 17:02:22 -0800 (PST),
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Easy enough to do when you don't ski.
FYI I used to collect the lift tickets of places where I've been. I
quit saving them over 30 years ago, and I had over 50 lift tickets.
You lose.

Is that all? Didn't ski much, did you?
I skied seventeen or so different areas last year, including Vail. I win.

Keep getting kicked out? Did ya?
But we all know you're lying. I like to ski my favorite places, where
people know me and I'm welcome.

I've been to over a dozen places
just in Europe alone.

Places? You mean army bases, right? Beer halls? Jails?
I've been to places you will never ever see.
Jails, crackhouses, and prisons. And the back seats of police cars.

So you always got transported in paddy wagons, eh?
One of those big prison busses with wire windows on
occasion. I never set foot in a crackhouse except to get a blowjob

from some little boy?


One of my favorite places was Mt. Ste. Anne during Carnival. It's
about 200 miles north of Maine. You could never go there because they
only speak french.

Parlez vous francais, mother****er?
It's, "Parlez-vous." You forgot the hyphen. Only a rookie or someone
who doesn't speak french would forget. The french slur all their words
together.

The French hate you so much you are banned from visiting.

I never said I was banned. I was asked to leave. I can still go back
whenever I want. You can't say the same.

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