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Bighamton, N.Y. (AP) - A Fairfax County (website - news) man is under
arrest in upstate New York, where he's accused of a rather unusual
crime.

Roger Chamberlain of McLean allegedly smeared Vaseline all over a hotel
room. And we mean all over. The manager of a Motel 6 near Binghamton,
New York, says after Chamberlain checked out, the maid found Vaseline
on the bedding, mattresses, TV, furniture, towels, carpeting - you name
it.

In the garbage can, police say they found 14 empty containers of the
petroleum jelly, along with various X-rated magazines. Damage to the
room is put at more than $1,000.

Authorities caught up with Chamberlain at another motel, where they say
they found him smeared from head to toe in Vaseline. He was jailed on a
charge of felony criminal mischief.