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Twice
Two times your mighty Hungarian warrior was a hero this weekend.
Friday evening was the start of the Mill's Race. My yacht started at the front of the pack, with a group of eight yachts in our class. For hours we raced to the first mark. We rounded the mark as it was getting dark. Five of us were neck-and-neck as the sun went down. We raced through the night, neck-and-neck, with three of the eight trailing. I decided to conserve my strength for the finish, so I went to my cabin for a nap. After falling asleep, a storm blew up. Now, this was no ordinary tempest, but a demon's storm, from the depths of hell. Then this was followed by sea monsters. I quickly grabbed a sword, and went into action. I hacked, and I slashed, and I spilled their guts into the sea. I gouged out their eyes, and cut their throats. Standing on the last one, I held my sword high, and shouted, "I am Horvath." Then I plunged it into the heart of the beast. When I awoke, we were already at the dock. I asked my crew why we were already finished. They told me that we had to drop out on account of the storm, and I asked, "What storm?" They told me about the storm, and the sea monsters. They told me that they were only alive because I killed nine sea monsters. They told me how I screamed into the teeth of the storm as I killed the last one. I looked at them, and said, "But that was only a dream. It didn't really happen." They said that it was no dream, it really happened. They said that I was a hero, and they were celebrating with much mead. Two days later we were going back to the yacht club, and just before we got there, we saw a boat in distress. This brave crew had sailed back, and not even a quarter mile from their dock, they developed engine problems. Two other boats tried to tow them back to the harbor, but the wind was too strong. We were the only boat that could do it. We just shoveled more coal onto the fire. (All seriousness aside, we just throttled in more diesel fuel, I wouldn't lie.) And once again, we were the heroes. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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Twice
On Jun 9, 3:54 pm, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
Two times your mighty Hungarian warrior was a hero this weekend. Friday evening was the start of the Mill's Race. My yacht started at the front of the pack, with a group of eight yachts in our class. For hours we raced to the first mark. We rounded the mark as it was getting dark. Five of us were neck-and-neck as the sun went down. We raced through the night, neck-and-neck, with three of the eight trailing. I decided to conserve my strength for the finish, so I went to my cabin for a nap. After falling asleep, a storm blew up. Now, this was no ordinary tempest, but a demon's storm, from the depths of hell. Then this was followed by sea monsters. I quickly grabbed a sword, and went into action. I hacked, and I slashed, and I spilled their guts into the sea. I gouged out their eyes, and cut their throats. Standing on the last one, I held my sword high, and shouted, "I am Horvath." Then I plunged it into the heart of the beast. When I awoke, we were already at the dock. I asked my crew why we were already finished. They told me that we had to drop out on account of the storm, and I asked, "What storm?" They told me about the storm, and the sea monsters. They told me that they were only alive because I killed nine sea monsters. They told me how I screamed into the teeth of the storm as I killed the last one. I looked at them, and said, "But that was only a dream. It didn't really happen." They said that it was no dream, it really happened. They said that I was a hero, and they were celebrating with much mead. Two days later we were going back to the yacht club, and just before we got there, we saw a boat in distress. This brave crew had sailed back, and not even a quarter mile from their dock, they developed engine problems. Two other boats tried to tow them back to the harbor, but the wind was too strong. We were the only boat that could do it. We just shoveled more coal onto the fire. (All seriousness aside, we just throttled in more diesel fuel, I wouldn't lie.) And once again, we were the heroes. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me Do you get to bed the CGI Robin Wright now ? |
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On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 16:26:00 -0700 (PDT), Yabahoobs
wrote this crap: Two days later we were going back to the yacht club, and just before we got there, we saw a boat in distress. This brave crew had sailed back, and not even a quarter mile from their dock, they developed engine problems. Two other boats tried to tow them back to the harbor, but the wind was too strong. We were the only boat that could do it. We just shoveled more coal onto the fire. (All seriousness aside, we just throttled in more diesel fuel, I wouldn't lie.) And once again, we were the heroes. Do you get to bed the CGI Robin Wright now ? Who is Robin Wright? I never heard of her. I know there's some doubters here, but I have proof. http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...411/-1/ARCHIVE A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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Twice
A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 16:26:00 -0700 (PDT), Yabahoobs wrote this crap: Two days later we were going back to the yacht club, and just before we got there, we saw a boat in distress. This brave crew had sailed back, and not even a quarter mile from their dock, they developed engine problems. Two other boats tried to tow them back to the harbor, but the wind was too strong. We were the only boat that could do it. We just shoveled more coal onto the fire. (All seriousness aside, we just throttled in more diesel fuel, I wouldn't lie.) And once again, we were the heroes. Do you get to bed the CGI Robin Wright now ? Who is Robin Wright? I never heard of her. I know there's some doubters here, but I have proof. http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...411/-1/ARCHIVE A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me NEAT!!! and you slayed all those sea monsters (lake monsters) by yourself. Good on ye, mate! |
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Twice
On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:12:20 -0400, VtSkier wrote
this crap: http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...411/-1/ARCHIVE NEAT!!! and you slayed all those sea monsters (lake monsters) by yourself. Good on ye, mate! That's what they say. They say I used a mighty sword to smote those monsters. Then I spent the weekend swiving beautiful women. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:12:20 -0400, VtSkier wrote this crap: http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...411/-1/ARCHIVE NEAT!!! and you slayed all those sea monsters (lake monsters) by yourself. Good on ye, mate! That's what they say. They say I used a mighty sword to smote those monsters. Then I spent the weekend swiving beautiful women. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me Hey, I'd like to see you smoting and swiving. Or maybe not. |
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On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:12:52 -0400, A mighty Hungarian
wrote this crap: Do you get to bed the CGI Robin Wright now ? Who is Robin Wright? I never heard of her. I know there's some doubters here, but I have proof. http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...411/-1/ARCHIVE Isn't Robin Wright the sidekick for Howard Stern? A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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Twice
On Jun 10, 3:50 pm, A mighty Hungarian
wrote: On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:12:52 -0400, A mighty Hungarian wrote this crap: Do you get to bed the CGI Robin Wright now ? Who is Robin Wright? I never heard of her. I know there's some doubters here, but I have proof. http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...0080607/METRO/... Isn't Robin Wright the sidekick for Howard Stern? A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me She's the actress who played the King's young maiden in Beowulf..."Jennie" in Forrest Gump. |
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On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:45:11 -0700 (PDT), Yabahoobs
wrote this crap: http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...0080607/METRO/... Isn't Robin Wright the sidekick for Howard Stern? She's the actress who played the King's young maiden in Beowulf..."Jennie" in Forrest Gump. I still don't get the connection. And I only saw the first fifteen minutes of Forrest Grump, and decided it was worse than a Tom Cruise movie. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:32:32 -0700, Ted Waldron
wrote this crap: Who is Robin Wright? I never heard of her. I know there's some doubters here, but I have proof. http://www.detroitnews.com/apps/pbcs...METRO/80607041 1/-1/ARCHIVE Isn't Robin Wright the sidekick for Howard Stern? I think the reference to the "Robin Wright Penn" who played Wealthow in "Beowulf", and the wife of your favourite American: Sean Penn. IIRC, Sean Penn challenged Stephen Colbert to a "Meta-Free-Phor-All": sort of like ultimate fighting, or jumping into an icy couloir, or skiing Sapphire Col at Rogers Pass in a white out. I have no idea what you are talking about, is that even English? If you are mocking me, prepare to die. Anyway she probably would like for you to smite/smote Mr. Patriotic American. (ie Mr. Penn) Tell Sean Penn that he should prepare to die. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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