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  #11  
Old December 23rd 20, 12:48 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 7:56:51 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:51:38 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 7:44:49 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:33:38 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:36:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 21 Dec 2020 20:24:35 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Monday, December 21, 2020 at 8:15:06 PM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:14:12 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:
You couldn't take me on the best day of your life, and we
both know it.
You have a lot to learn, Trunky. I've been trained by mankind's best
military to be an unstoppable killing machine.

I was trained by mankind's best warriors,
A washed up sailor who made you march around on the lawn doesn't
count.

Really? Never marched on a lawn in my life.

Another lie.
Used to run the obstacle course, but that was on sand.
Another lie. In my 22 years in the military I never saw an obstacle
course on sand. (Except the sand traps on a golf course, and those
are obstacles to be avoided.)
and unlike you, I've had plenty of practice in the real world.
Where, and what kind?

Show up and find out. Oooooops, that balls thing again.
You ain't even man enough to ID yourself. Change your diapers.

You got trained to pull telephone wires and answer the phone.

I learned to jump out
of choppers using the Australian Rappel technique.
Look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rappel

Jeez, I've rappeled down cliffs and buildings. Easy.
Any idiot could do it.
You didn't even bother to look up that link. Anybody can rappel. I
learned to do it in Boy Scouts. But I'm talking Australian Rappel.
You go face first out of a chopper with one hand on the rope and one
hand holding your weapon, so you can fire on the move. Only the best
and bravest can do this. I trained at Fort Campbell, the home of the
Air Assault.

Didn't have to look it up, in several movies.
Another lie. Stunt men won't do it because it's too dangerous.
This method of attack is so fast and dangerous that you don't even see
it in the movies. Hollywood stuntmen refuse to do it. I've done it
dozens of times.

Bull****. I've seen it scores of times on tv and in the movies.
Another lie.
Bull****.
The truth and the whole truth.

Bull**** and the whole diaper.

No reason for a telephone operator to be jumping out of choppers,
The commo people have to be with the front line troops. How else do
you get information to the front, or from the front?

The commo people are rear area cowards, coward.

Abraham Lincoln had a telegraph installed in the White House during
the Civil War so he could get information from ongoing battles. Don't
you think someone was punching the key during the battle?

No, I think someone was way behind the lines, idiot. Just like you.
My MOS was 25A, Combat Communications Electronics Officer.
Note that the first word is, "Combat."
And here's the link for MOS 24A:

https://www.armystudyguide.com/conte...icer-25a.shtml

Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric designation for that one is.
Holy ****, your buddy gets busted lying his ass off and all you can do is drag up ancient history.

Thank you for finally admitting that you lied about fighting in Vietnam as a college journalist. It sure took long enough!

Holy ****. You finally lost your marbles. I admitted I lied? About MY ancient history?


Did you or did you not fight in Vietnam while a college journalist? Yes or no? Which is it? Were you lying then or are you lying now?
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Old December 23rd 20, 09:43 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Tue, 22 Dec 2020 16:33:37 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:


Abraham Lincoln had a telegraph installed in the White House during
the Civil War so he could get information from ongoing battles. Don't
you think someone was punching the key during the battle?

No, I think someone was way behind the lines, idiot. Just like you.

My MOS was 25A, Combat Communications Electronics Officer.
Note that the first word is, "Combat."


And here's the link for MOS 24A:

https://www.armystudyguide.com/conte...icer-25a.shtml

Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam
as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric
designation for that one is.


I believe it's 69R. That's, "Sixty Nine Romeo." a fitting MOS for a
lying cocksucker.

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Old December 24th 20, 01:42 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 8:57:23 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 5:48:06 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 7:56:51 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:51:38 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 7:44:49 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:33:38 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 22, 2020 at 4:36:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 21 Dec 2020 20:24:35 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Monday, December 21, 2020 at 8:15:06 PM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:14:12 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:
You couldn't take me on the best day of your life, and we
both know it.
You have a lot to learn, Trunky. I've been trained by mankind's best
military to be an unstoppable killing machine.

I was trained by mankind's best warriors,
A washed up sailor who made you march around on the lawn doesn't
count.

Really? Never marched on a lawn in my life.

Another lie.
Used to run the obstacle course, but that was on sand.
Another lie. In my 22 years in the military I never saw an obstacle
course on sand. (Except the sand traps on a golf course, and those
are obstacles to be avoided.)
and unlike you, I've had plenty of practice in the real world.
Where, and what kind?

Show up and find out. Oooooops, that balls thing again.
You ain't even man enough to ID yourself. Change your diapers.

You got trained to pull telephone wires and answer the phone.

I learned to jump out
of choppers using the Australian Rappel technique.
Look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rappel

Jeez, I've rappeled down cliffs and buildings. Easy.
Any idiot could do it.
You didn't even bother to look up that link. Anybody can rappel. I
learned to do it in Boy Scouts. But I'm talking Australian Rappel.
You go face first out of a chopper with one hand on the rope and one
hand holding your weapon, so you can fire on the move. Only the best
and bravest can do this. I trained at Fort Campbell, the home of the
Air Assault.

Didn't have to look it up, in several movies.
Another lie. Stunt men won't do it because it's too dangerous.
This method of attack is so fast and dangerous that you don't even see
it in the movies. Hollywood stuntmen refuse to do it. I've done it
dozens of times.

Bull****. I've seen it scores of times on tv and in the movies.
Another lie.
Bull****.
The truth and the whole truth.

Bull**** and the whole diaper.

No reason for a telephone operator to be jumping out of choppers,
The commo people have to be with the front line troops. How else do
you get information to the front, or from the front?

The commo people are rear area cowards, coward.

Abraham Lincoln had a telegraph installed in the White House during
the Civil War so he could get information from ongoing battles. Don't
you think someone was punching the key during the battle?

No, I think someone was way behind the lines, idiot. Just like you.
My MOS was 25A, Combat Communications Electronics Officer.
Note that the first word is, "Combat."
And here's the link for MOS 24A:

https://www.armystudyguide.com/conte...icer-25a.shtml

Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric designation for that one is.
Holy ****, your buddy gets busted lying his ass off and all you can do is drag up ancient history.
Thank you for finally admitting that you lied about fighting in Vietnam as a college journalist. It sure took long enough!
Holy ****. You finally lost your marbles. I admitted I lied? About MY ancient history?

Did you or did you not fight in Vietnam while a college journalist? Yes or no? Which is it? Were you lying then or are you lying now?

Neither. How humiliating to be so desperate, so foaming at the mouth crazy you accuse me of lying about things that happened almost fifty years ago


You have just denied that you were lying when you claimed to have fought in Vietnam as a college journalist. Therefore, you have reaffirmed that claim. Which we know is laughable.

Schattie, all this could end if you would simply say "Yes, I was bull****ting back then." But you can't say that, can you? You're just like Trump. You can never take back anything you say, and you can never admit to fault.
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Old December 24th 20, 05:56 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:36:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam
as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric
designation for that one is.

I believe it's 69R. That's, "Sixty Nine Romeo." a fitting MOS for a
lying cocksucker.


Holy ****. Huggies Horvath calling me a lying cocksucker right
after he got busted for telling several huge cocksucking lies.


Where's the lies?

Not to mention he blew Bubba in prison.
Clue time, idiot. My MOS is 14W. As in the size of my boot.
Which I would love to plant smack dab in your full diapers.


Trunky Bells, Bertrude smells.
Diapers all the way.
Someone took my mayonnaise jar
And sold it on E-bay.

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Old December 24th 20, 06:12 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 21:54:21 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:


https://www.armystudyguide.com/conte...icer-25a.shtml


s year, Mo? I'm headed to Sun Valley again and hitting
Brundage and Tamarack on the way home, leaving
in 12 days or so. My life sucks, eh?


Another lie, eh? you'll really be spending 12 days in jail, again.

Trunky Bells, Bertrude smells,
diapers all the way,
Someone took my mayonnaise jar
and sold it on e-bay.

I love that song.

Merry Christmas
God bless us all, everyone.

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Old December 25th 20, 03:48 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Thu, 24 Dec 2020 11:19:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Thursday, December 24, 2020 at 10:56:14 AM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:36:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:
Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam
as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric
designation for that one is.
I believe it's 69R. That's, "Sixty Nine Romeo." a fitting MOS for a
lying cocksucker.

Holy ****. Huggies Horvath calling me a lying cocksucker right
after he got busted for telling several huge cocksucking lies.

Where's the lies?
Not to mention he blew Bubba in prison.
Clue time, idiot. My MOS is 14W. As in the size of my boot.
Which I would love to plant smack dab in your full diapers.

Trunky Bells, Bertrude smells.
Diapers all the way.
Someone took my mayonnaise jar
And sold it on E-bay.


Every time I think you can't get any dumber, you prove
me wrong. Change your diapers.


I heard him exclaim after he yelled, "You all suck!"
"Crappy Trunkmas to all. Blow Me Dumb ****!"

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Old December 25th 20, 03:56 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Thu, 24 Dec 2020 11:22:23 -0800 (PST),
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Trunky Bells, Bertrude smells,
diapers all the way,
Someone took my mayonnaise jar
and sold it on e-bay.

I love that song.

Merry Christmas
God bless us all, everyone.


God thinks you are a pathetic asshole, too.


God thinks that you're an ass-clown and a fool.
I ordered him to spit on you. He's doing it right now.

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Old December 26th 20, 06:23 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Thu, 24 Dec 2020 11:19:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Thursday, December 24, 2020 at 10:56:14 AM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:36:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:
Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam
as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric
designation for that one is.
I believe it's 69R. That's, "Sixty Nine Romeo." a fitting MOS for a
lying cocksucker.

Holy ****. Huggies Horvath calling me a lying cocksucker right
after he got busted for telling several huge cocksucking lies.

Where's the lies?
Trunky Bells, Bertrude smells.
Diapers all the way.
Someone took my mayonnaise jar
And sold it on E-bay.


Every time I think you can't get any dumber, you prove me wrong.


Don we now our gay rappello
Fa la la la la la la la la la la
Then we fill our jars with mayo
la la la la la la la la la la la

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Old December 26th 20, 08:57 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:42:42 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Saturday, December 26, 2020 at 11:23:04 AM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Thu, 24 Dec 2020 11:19:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Thursday, December 24, 2020 at 10:56:14 AM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 18:36:31 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:
Schattie's was "Fag Who Lied about Fighting in Vietnam
as a College Journalist". Not sure what the numeric
designation for that one is.
I believe it's 69R. That's, "Sixty Nine Romeo." a fitting MOS for a
lying cocksucker.

Holy ****. Huggies Horvath calling me a lying cocksucker right
after he got busted for telling several huge cocksucking lies.
Where's the lies?
Trunky Bells, Bertrude smells.
Diapers all the way.
Someone took my mayonnaise jar
And sold it on E-bay.

Every time I think you can't get any dumber, you prove me wrong.

Don we now our gay rappello
Fa la la la la la la la la la la
Then we fill our jars with mayo
la la la la la la la la la la la


Every time I think you can't get any dumber, you prove me wrong.


And I heard him exclaim, "You all suck."
"Crappy Trunkmas to all. Blow Me Dumb ****."

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Old December 26th 20, 10:55 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Tue, 22 Dec 2020 16:43:13 -0800 (PST),
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Don't watch many action flicks, eh?


Seen them all. Love Bruce Willis.

Scores of times. Hollywood stuntmen think it is easy.


Road apples. Stunt men won't do it.

And of course, I think you are lying your ass off, you're
too much of a coward to even try.


Done it many times. I was trained to do it at Fort Campbell, home of
the Air Assault. Look it up.

Bull****.
The truth and the whole truth.

Bull**** and the whole diaper.

No reason for a telephone operator to be jumping out of choppers,
The commo people have to be with the front line troops. How else do
you get information to the front, or from the front?

The commo people are rear area cowards, coward.

Abraham Lincoln had a telegraph installed in the White House during
the Civil War so he could get information from ongoing battles. Don't
you think someone was punching the key during the battle?

No, I think someone was way behind the lines, idiot. Just like you.

My MOS was 25A, Combat Communications Electronics Officer.
Note that the first word is, "Combat."


Bull****. You were wearing a seargeant's uniform in the pic you
posted, idiot.

Another lie. It was clearly an officer's uniform.


Bull****. Busted again.

You know, when you photoshopped bird**** on the shoulder
boards and left arm to hide your rank?

Caught you.


I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

Officers have their rank on their shoulders, while
enlisted men have their rank on their sleeves half way between the
shoulder and the elbow.


Then why did you put bird**** on the shoulders AND the left arm? BUSTED!!!!!!!
CCCCAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTT YYYYOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!

Clearly an officer's uniform. But you know
nothing about the military because you were a draft dodger.


A. Mother worked for the military for fifteen years.


That was at Coronado. A Navy base. That barely counts as military.
And she was a barracks whore who sold herself for five bucks at a
jump.

I worked on base. Idiot. I know enough to spot your bull****, idiot.


You were a ten year old boy who cut grass, Trunky.

B. And I didn't dodge the draft. Period.


You went to Canada. Peeeeriiod.

The only thing Nixon did I approved of was end the draft,


I agree with that, too. And I think you should write your
congressperson to stop draft registration..

two weeks before my physical. Speaking of dodging,
where's that ID, Mr. Hero? Change your diapers.


If I reveal my secret identity my family could be harmed.

But look it up. First name Walter, middle name Mitty, last name
Horvath.

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