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  #11  
Old December 9th 20, 01:47 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 02:53:48 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:


It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.
I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.

Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.


Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!


Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise

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  #12  
Old December 9th 20, 09:03 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:47:58 AM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 02:53:48 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar



It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.
I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.


Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!


Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise


"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!

I wish he *would* drown in mayonnaise. Maybe we could waterboard him in it!
  #13  
Old December 10th 20, 12:00 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 14:03:28 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:47:58 AM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 02:53:48 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar



It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.
I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.

Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!


Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise


"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!

I wish he *would* drown in mayonnaise. Maybe we could
waterboard him in it!


I'm glad someone is paying attention. I share with you my four Ivy
League music degrees and most of the time I feel like I'm pasting
pearls on swine.

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Old December 10th 20, 01:35 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 8:00:47 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 14:03:28 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:47:58 AM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 02:53:48 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar



It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.
I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.

Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!

Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise


"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!

I wish he *would* drown in mayonnaise. Maybe we could
waterboard him in it!

I'm glad someone is paying attention. I share with you my four Ivy
League music degrees and most of the time I feel like I'm pasting
pearls on swine.


You are indeed a genius. Schattie could never write songs like that! He is a retarded feral hog.
  #15  
Old December 11th 20, 01:06 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:44:09 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:35:01 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 8:00:47 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 14:03:28 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:47:58 AM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 02:53:48 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar


It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.
I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.

Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!

Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise

"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!

I wish he *would* drown in mayonnaise. Maybe we could
waterboard him in it!
I'm glad someone is paying attention. I share with you my four Ivy
League music degrees and most of the time I feel like I'm pasting
pearls on swine.

You are indeed a genius. Schattie could never write songs like that! He is a retarded feral hog.

For once I agree. You two clowns truly have a genius for being disgusting, despicable, deranged, cowardly, perverted,


Just the idea of being called "perverted" by this guy:

http://www.parrot.net/bestofbert/lardass.jpg




  #16  
Old December 11th 20, 02:13 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 9:36:27 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 6:06:08 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:44:09 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:35:01 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 8:00:47 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 14:03:28 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 9:47:58 AM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 02:53:48 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar


It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.
I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.

Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!

Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise

"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!

I wish he *would* drown in mayonnaise. Maybe we could
waterboard him in it!
I'm glad someone is paying attention. I share with you my four Ivy
League music degrees and most of the time I feel like I'm pasting
pearls on swine.
You are indeed a genius. Schattie could never write songs like that! He is a retarded feral hog.
For once I agree. You two clowns truly have a genius for being disgusting, despicable, deranged, cowardly, perverted,

Just the idea of being called "perverted" by this guy:

http://www.parrot.net/bestofbert/lardass.jpg

Holy ****. A convicted pervert hiding in anonymity while making sick jokes about raping children is offended because a decent man calls him a pervert? I LOVE IT!!!!!!!


I'm not making jokes about raping children, Schattie. I'm making jokes about you raping sheep.
  #17  
Old December 11th 20, 04:51 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 14:03:28 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:

Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise


"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!


I like, "**** on Bert and all you cowards."
That's gonna stick with me for the rest of my life whenever I hear
that song.

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  #18  
Old December 11th 20, 01:00 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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On Friday, December 11, 2020 at 12:52:02 AM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 14:03:28 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:
Hark the herald children sing
Glory to the mayonnaise king
**** on Bert and all you cowards
Boots and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye boners rise
Join his mother in the skies
While Sun Valley guests proclaim
Trunky's drowned in mayonnaise


"Join his mother in the skies" -- What a great line! LMAO!

I like, "**** on Bert and all you cowards."
That's gonna stick with me for the rest of my life whenever I hear
that song.


"I saw Schattie blowing Santa Claus..."
  #19  
Old December 12th 20, 01:20 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Fri, 11 Dec 2020 18:18:49 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:


I cannot resist.
Dancing on the groomed, new pair of carving skis
Wearing brand new clothes, it's great to be me
Lift tickets abound, I travel all around
What fun it is to ski all winter while freaks are parole bound.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
I've got balls, I've got balls, and you ain't got a pair
You don't ski, you can't go, and diapers you wear, ohhhhhhh,
Vail is great, Sun Valley's sweet, I ski everywhere
Ankles bracelets can't fit in boots, and you can't go skiing
because your parole officer will violate you back into
prison if you get anywhere near kids.

I am a genius.


Maybe in the country of Moronia. You suck. Any third grader could
have made up a better song. It has no rhythm or rhyme it lacks flair
and panache. It's just awful enough to be called, "Music to puke by."
And you claim to sing in public? Another one for, "the lie list."

I hereby ban you from writing songs in this newsgroup.


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Old December 13th 20, 01:01 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sat, 12 Dec 2020 07:59:21 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:


I am a genius.

Maybe in the country of Moronia.


I have not skied where you live.


You haven't even skied where I've skied.

You suck. Any third grader could
have made up a better song.


Obviously, you write at the level of a third grader.


Obviously that's how I got into Harvard.

It has no rhythm or rhyme it lacks flair
and panache.


Ah, yes. To Mr. Third Grader, making sick, perverted jokes
about raping children is flair and panache.
Personally, I think zooming around Sun Valley in a new
onesie has flair and panache.


On the green, groomed slopes?
Personally, I don't believe you were ever at Sun Valley. The lodges
were closed and you never post any pics.

It's just awful enough to be called, "Music to puke by."
And you claim to sing in public? Another one for, "the lie list."


Happy to sing in person. ID?


It was bad enough hearing your squeaky voice over the phone.

In any case, in one of the truly demented, weird moments in
over twenty years of insanity, you were a freaky enough stalker
to call my phone and play taps on your recorder.


It was a bugle.

Very badly.


Perfectly

Allow me to sing.


Please never desecrate an American patriotic song again. Or I will
hunt you down and BURN YOUR VILLAGE TO THE GROUND.


I hereby ban you from writing songs in this newsgroup.



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