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Old December 6th 20, 08:26 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.

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Old December 6th 20, 04:35 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 4:26:15 AM UTC-5, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.


My version always was

Jingle Bells
Schattie smells
Bertrude ran away
Oh what fun it is to laugh
At rancid mayonnaise!
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Old December 6th 20, 09:57 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 13:03:47 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:

On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 1:26:15 AM UTC-8, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.


Huggies, I always love it when you prove how ****ing
stupid you are.


You would have to be ten times smarter than you now are to even
comprehend my intellectual capacity.

Must be the cocaine.


I tried cocaine once about 40 years ago and all it did was make my
face numb. I wouldn't waste my money on that junk.

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Old December 6th 20, 10:11 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 5:57:13 PM UTC-5, wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 13:03:47 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:
On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 1:26:15 AM UTC-8, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.


Huggies, I always love it when you prove how ****ing
stupid you are.

You would have to be ten times smarter than you now are to even
comprehend my intellectual capacity.

Must be the cocaine.


I tried cocaine once about 40 years ago and all it did was make my
face numb. I wouldn't waste my money on that junk.


Trunky shoves fentanyl up his ass. Like George Floyd.
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Old December 7th 20, 12:50 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 16:07:37 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:

On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 2:57:13 PM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 13:03:47 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:
On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 1:26:15 AM UTC-8, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.

Huggies, I always love it when you prove how ****ing
stupid you are.

You would have to be ten times smarter than you now are to even
comprehend my intellectual capacity.


I'd have to be ten times dumber, actually.

Must be the cocaine.


I tried cocaine once about 40 years ago and all it did was make my
face numb. I wouldn't waste my money on that junk.


That's because you were stupid enough to buy powdered
novocaine, idiot.


I didn't buy it, dumbass. I wouldn't know the difference between
cocaine, novocain and powered sugar.

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Old December 8th 20, 03:37 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 18:17:28 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.

Huggies, I always love it when you prove how ****ing
stupid you are.
You would have to be ten times smarter than you now are to even
comprehend my intellectual capacity.

I'd have to be ten times dumber, actually.

Must be the cocaine.

I tried cocaine once about 40 years ago and all it did was make my
face numb. I wouldn't waste my money on that junk.

That's because you were stupid enough to buy powdered
novocaine, idiot.

I didn't buy it, dumbass. I wouldn't know the difference between
cocaine, novocain and powered sugar.


Obviously. Thanks for confirming my point, idiot.


The point on your head?

Who bought it for you? Bubba? I figure you bought it, never paid
for it, and the drug dealer you claim to have bitch slapped
finally found you and demanded you pay up.


Wrong again, dumbass. Nobody bought it for me. I was at a party at
college at a frat house, and it was made available.

Look at the bright side. Cocaine causes constipation,


Ah, the voice of experience.

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Old December 8th 20, 07:46 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 4:26:15 AM UTC-5, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.


I'm working on a new one

It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.
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Old December 8th 20, 10:50 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, December 8, 2020 at 6:09:29 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 8, 2020 at 12:46:11 PM UTC-8, wrote:
On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 4:26:15 AM UTC-5, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.

I'm working on a new one

It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you. Hey, did YOU ski yesterday, MO? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


You sheep-****er.
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Old December 9th 20, 04:02 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Tue, 8 Dec 2020 15:09:28 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.

I'm working on a new one

It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.


How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.


I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.

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Old December 9th 20, 09:53 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:05:08 AM UTC-5, wrote:
On Tuesday, December 8, 2020 at 9:02:30 PM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Tue, 8 Dec 2020 15:09:28 -0800 (PST), "
wrote this crap:
Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.
I'm working on a new one

It's beginning to look a lot like trunk butt,
Haaanging from Scott's ass.

Haven't gotten very far.

How pathetic. How typical for a pervert like you.

I'm dreaming of a Trunkyless Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.

Damn, you are one stupid, pathetic, laughable clown, Huggies.
Where did YOU ski yesterday? Oooops, forgot. You have not skied yet, probably won't all year. Ho, ho, ho, and I'm not talking about your mother. Change your diapers. I bet she changed them for you until you were over forty, at least.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Merry Trunkmas, Schattie!
 




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