Bear Mt 1-21-11

On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:44:51 -0800 (PST), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

On Jan 23, 5:44*pm, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 10:03:51 -0800 (PST), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

Equipment - I wore the chocolate shell pants over my jeans for the
first time.

Jeans? *You were wearing jeans under your pants? *What an amatoor!

Always wear long johns under bibs or ski pants. *Jeans restrict your
movement and skiing ability. *Take it from us pros. *Sweat pants, or
long johns. *In fact, underneath my clothes I'm completely naked.


Next time I plan to wear the chocolates I will wear my sweatpants.

I shall permit you to wear speedos under the sweatpants.

Vath-up here and be with the program.

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On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:35:23 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
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Next time I plan to wear the chocolates I will wear my sweatpants.-

. I might ski in Southern Cal someday.

Not likely to happen. Does your parole officer allow you to leave the
state?

Right
after I take up snowboarding.

That would be funny. You're a beginner on skis. Why would you want
to be a beginner on a board? So you could look double stupid?

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On Jan 23, 8:04*pm, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 17:51:21 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

On Jan 23, 5:44 pm, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 10:03:51 -0800 (PST), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

Equipment - I wore the chocolate shell pants over my jeans for the
first time.

Jeans? You were wearing jeans under your pants? What an amatoor!

Always wear long johns under bibs or ski pants. Jeans restrict your
movement and skiing ability. Take it from us pros. Sweat pants, or
long johns. In fact, underneath my clothes I'm completely naked.

Don't forget Horvath's famous fashion accessory: waterproof/breathable
diapers.

Everyone's seen the pics, dumbass. *I wear a speedo.

You knew I was in Seattle. You'd be in diapers if you thought I was
east of the Rockies.
Not to mention that you look extremely gay in a speedo, and no
straight man I have ever known wore a speedo. French guys do,
though. You fit right in.

*The ladies love it. *

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
Looks like you stuffed it with a cocktail smokie and a pair of
marbles, if I recall.


If you wore one the police would have you brought to an insane
asylum after they stopped puking.


I've never worn a speedo. Class. Nor a diaper. Unlike you.

On Jan 23, 8:28*pm, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:35:23 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:



Next time I plan to wear the chocolates I will wear my sweatpants.-

. *I might ski in Southern Cal someday.

Not likely to happen.

Of course not. I only ski in places with good skiing, and you and
Henry ski **** colored pants on ****.

*Does your parole officer allow you to leave the
state?

Parole? Want to tell me again what crime I supposedly was convicted
of committing? Charge? Arrest?
Horvie, Horvie. You have to stop telling obvious lies, you just
embarass yourself and everybody laughs at you.
Except Brain Fried Bob Thompson and Dick Gozinya, of course, who also
like to call me a convicted felon, but can't seem to ever provide any
details.
How humiliating for you to stoop that low, ppppppuuuuuusssssssyyyyy.

*Right
after I take up snowboarding.

That would be funny. *You're a beginner on skis.

Better skier than you, for damn sure. Anytime you want to prove it,
show up. Missed you at Dear Valet, ppppppuuuuussssssyyyyyy.

*Why would you want
to be a beginner on a board? *So you could look double stupid?

Horvie, I could be on a snowboard in a clown suit wearing diapers
(translation: like Bob Thompson dresses to go to Brighton incognito
and cruise for snowboarder chicks), and never look as double stupid as
you do in a speedo, dumb****.

On 01/23/11 20:12, wrote:

Bev wrote:

My cousin sent me a real Air Force parka (with real wolverine fur and
wool felt inner lining) when her husband was stationed in Alaska. It's
only been cold enough to wear it here ONCE -- maybe 35 years ago we
accompanied the tinies on a trick-or-treat expedition, and even then it
was too warm.

Now ya see, you live in California. If you lived in Michigan you'd
wear it all the time. From November to April.

I just checked. It's 3 degrees right now.

Since you've been living there as long as you've been posting to RSA, I
suspect that you like it.

Coldest I've been recently is +13F a couple of weeks ago at Snow Summit.
Hands and feet were chilly (no heat in the car), but as soon as I
started moving they were OK.

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The Real Bev wrote:
On 01/23/11 20:12, wrote:

Bev wrote:
Since you've been living there as long as you've been posting to RSA, I
suspect that you like it.

Coldest I've been recently is +13F a couple of weeks ago at Snow Summit.
Hands and feet were chilly (no heat in the car), but as soon as I
started moving they were OK.

A pleasant 6 degrees here on LI

On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:12:07 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Horvie, I could be on a snowboard in a clown suit wearing diapers
(translation: like Bob Thompson dresses to go to Brighton incognito
and cruise for snowboarder chicks), and never look as double stupid as
you do in a speedo, dumb****.

You would probably need one board on each foot so you wouldn't sink
into the snow. Your ass is so big it has it's own zip code. When you
fall do they call a crane to lift you up? I heard that last week the
Highway Patrol pulled you over for exceeding the load limit. I heard
that last summer when you went to the beach some kids wanted to cover
you with sand, but they ran out of sand.

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On Jan 24, 9:54*am, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:12:07 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Horvie, I could be on a snowboard in a clown suit wearing diapers
(translation: like Bob Thompson dresses to go to Brighton incognito
and cruise for snowboarder chicks), and never look as double stupid as
you do in a speedo, dumb****.

You would probably need one board on each foot so you wouldn't sink
into the snow.

You could have said that in person, and somebody would have ended up
with his head planted in the snow.
Oooooops, forgot. Not only are you a nutless coward, you don't ski.

*Your ass is so big it has it's own zip code.

Horvie, I heard that one in grammar school. Be more creative.
Especially considering that Bubba uses your ass as a dick deposit box.

*When you
fall do they call a crane to lift you up? *I heard that last week the
Highway Patrol pulled you over for exceeding the load limit.

Pathetic.

*I heard
that last summer when you went to the beach some kids wanted to cover
you with sand, but they ran out of sand.

I heard you are a dickless, nutless pppppuuuuuusssssyyyyy who wears
speedos stuffed with kielbasa and spuds. So there,
pppppuuuuuussssssyyyyyyy.

On 01/24/2011 08:37 AM, downhill wrote:
The Real Bev wrote:
On 01/23/11 20:12, wrote:

Bev wrote:
Since you've been living there as long as you've been posting to RSA, I
suspect that you like it.

Coldest I've been recently is +13F a couple of weeks ago at Snow Summit.
Hands and feet were chilly (no heat in the car), but as soon as I
started moving they were OK.

A pleasant 6 degrees here on LI

Minus 23 here in the valley last night.Colder, down to minus 37
in other parts of Vermont.

The thermometer in my car now reads about plus 2. positively
balmy.

On 1/24/2011 2:47 PM, VtSkier wrote:
On 01/24/2011 08:37 AM, downhill wrote:
The Real Bev wrote:
On 01/23/11 20:12, wrote:

Bev wrote:
Since you've been living there as long as you've been posting to RSA, I
suspect that you like it.

Coldest I've been recently is +13F a couple of weeks ago at Snow Summit.
Hands and feet were chilly (no heat in the car), but as soon as I
started moving they were OK.

A pleasant 6 degrees here on LI

Minus 23 here in the valley last night.Colder, down to minus 37
in other parts of Vermont.

It was 27 below yesterday morning at the ski condo when we got up. By
the time the lifts started turning it had warmed up to -15 and was a
balmy zero by mid-day.

A great day of skiing - no crowds, and plenty of untracked still to be
had at 3pm.

//Walt