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New England
It's the time of the year to post this.... Happy Holiday everyone and Thanks
for all your help about my skiing questions. Kenny @ New Hampshire At... 60 F Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. New Englanders sunbathe. 50 F New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. New Englanders plant gardens. 40 F Italian cars won't start. New Englanders drive with the windows down. 32 F Distilled water freezes. Lake Winnapesaukee cools off. 20 F Californians shiver uncontrollably. New Englanders have the last cookout before it gets cold. 15 F New York landlords finally turn up the heat. New Englanders throw on a sweater. 0 F Californians fly away to Mexico. New Englanders take in the flag. -20 F People in Miami cease to exist. New Englanders get out their winter coats. -40 F Hollywood disintegrates. New England Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. -60 F Penguins begin to evacuate Antarctica. New England Boy Scouts have "Winter Survival" classes. -80 F Mount St. Helen's freezes. New Englanders rent some videos and stay home for the day. -100 F Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. -297 F Microbial life survives on dairy products. New England cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 F Atomic motion stops. New Englanders start asking: "Cold 'nuff faw ya?" -500 F Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. |
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