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Old September 17th 14, 02:25 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default If Schattie had a dog,,,

It's name would be,,, Trunk Mutt!
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Old September 17th 14, 01:51 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 8:25:12 PM UTC-6, Eviel Dewar wrote:
It's name would be,,, Trunk Mutt!


He did. But he killed it didn't he?
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Old September 17th 14, 02:38 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default If Schattie had a dog,,,

On the infamous Whistler trip, he left the dog in the car while
he skied. As a matter of fact, he did the same thing when I had the
misfortune of skiing with him at Mt Hood.
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Old September 17th 14, 05:26 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default If Schattie had a dog,,,

On Wednesday, September 17, 2014 9:38:53 AM UTC-5, Goober Jones wrote:
On the infamous Whistler trip, he left the dog in the car while
he skied. As a matter of fact, he did the same thing when I had the
misfortune of skiing with him at Mt Hood.


Goober, did you actually see the dog? Scottie just claimed it was a tibetan terrier, which is an AKC-recognized breed. Right now, tibetan terrier puppies cost about 5 times what Scottie paid for that clapped-out K-car -- that is, IF he paid for it and didn't just schmooze it for free.

You need to google "tibetan terrier" right now and see whether Scottie's dog looked anything like that.

Then tell us how you did!!
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Old September 17th 14, 05:50 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Yes I saw the dog. He brought the dog into the condo I had rented at the Resort
on the Mountain. Sweet dog. However shortly after he left, mgmt came to my door to tell
me that dogs weren't allowed at the Resort.
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Old September 17th 14, 05:55 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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The dog was an obvious terrier mix. I know because I have had
numerous pure bred terriers including most recently an Airedale.
Over time I've had wired haired fox, mixed breed fox, miniature schnauzer.
I really like terriers, pure breds can be high strung, pugnacious. This dog was
sweet plus it didn't look a thing like those photos.
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Old September 17th 14, 11:29 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2014 10:55:48 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
wrote this crap:

The dog was an obvious terrier mix. I know because I have had
numerous pure bred terriers including most recently an Airedale.
Over time I've had wired haired fox, mixed breed fox, miniature schnauzer.
I really like terriers, pure breds can be high strung, pugnacious. This dog was
sweet plus it didn't look a thing like those photos.


I taught my girlfriend's dog to be a cold blooded killer. She left
the dog with me when she went to the beauty parlor and I shot a
squirrel in my back yard. The dog was at first confused but I cut out
the heart and liver and fed it to him. He was jumping up and down
when I cut off the front legs and fed it to him. He chewed them up
and ate them. Then I cut off the head and gave it to him. He ripped
off the face and sucked out the eyeballs. Then he chewed it up and
ate the whole thing. Then I cut off the tail and gave it to him. He
was prancing round my back yard holding it in his mouth with a big
smile like he had a new trophy. That dog loves me. He now chases
every squirrel he sees.

He doesn't bark at them. When he sees one he crouches down and waits,
then jumps up and runs at them trying to catch them. Then he comes
back with a big smile. What a good doggie. His name is, "Scott,"
because when he was little he chewed up a package of toilet paper.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.
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Old September 18th 14, 01:37 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Wednesday, September 17, 2014 9:51:11 AM UTC-4, pigo wrote:

He did. But he killed it didn't he?


Didn't Trunk ****ula RUN OVER his dog, and then not bring it to the vet because he was too cheap? The only being that ever loved him, and look how he treated it.

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Old September 18th 14, 02:05 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Thursday, September 18, 2014 7:37:04 AM UTC-6, Eviel Dewar wrote:

Didn't Trunk ****ula RUN OVER his dog, and then not bring it to the vet because he was too cheap? The only being that ever loved him, and look how he treated it.


That and the story that he raped his little brother about says all you need to know about the trunkster.
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Old September 18th 14, 11:06 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tuesday, September 16, 2014 8:25:12 PM UTC-6, Eviel Dewar wrote:
It's name would be,,, Trunk Mutt!


And not only would he have his brother's poop on his dick but the dog's too!
 




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