Happy New Year

Happy New Year everyone. I'm going out tonight to a formal affair at
my favorite club. I'll be wearing my favorite tux with a striking
vest and a matching tie. Last lear I wore it with a paisley
cummerbund and matching tie. I will accept all fashion suggestions
but I'm well aware that I'm the only former NYC fashion model here.

Anyway, down to business. I had several New Year's resolutions that I
posted here. One was to give more of my vast wealth to charities and
one to get Scottee to suck on a gun. I'm now offering a bounty of
$1000 to the charity of anyone's choice if they get Scottee to inhale
a bullet. Here's the deal, if you get Scottee to put a bullet in his
own head, ten pics of Ben Franklin goes to your favorite legitimate
charity. (No "friend and family" deals..)

I'll even make this sweeter. If you pick my charity, the Catholic
Church, I'll give a Grand in your name and a Grand in my name.

Oh, what the heck. I'll give a Grand to the church anyway. There it
is, two big ones to charity if Scottee eats lead. Offer expires on
Dec 31, 2010.

Have a happy and safe New Year and vote for Palin-Ahhhnold in 2012.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me