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Scottie's last day on Earth
RIIIIING!
SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. And don't smoke at the pumps. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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Scottie's last day on Earth
On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
RIIIIING! SH: *"Suicide Hotline" SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun. SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." * SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that bonus. And don't smoke at the pumps. Truly pathetic. Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead, dumb****. |
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On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: *"Suicide Hotline" SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun. SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." * SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that bonus. And don't smoke at the pumps. Truly pathetic. *Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead, dumb****. Every post you place increases RSA activity. |
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On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 17:44:43 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap: imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." * SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that bonus. And don't smoke at the pumps. Truly pathetic. Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead, dumb****. Be your best. Strive for victory. Win that emergency softball game. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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On Dec 1, 6:00*pm, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote: On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: *"Suicide Hotline" SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun. SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." * SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that bonus. And don't smoke at the pumps. Truly pathetic. *Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead, dumb****. Every post you place increases RSA activity. And drives away any decent human being, anyone with ethics or a soul. You do not understand, dumb****. |
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On Dec 2, 6:40*am, twobuddha wrote:
On Dec 1, 6:00*pm, Yabahoobs wrote: On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote: On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: *"Suicide Hotline" SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun. SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." * SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that bonus. And don't smoke at the pumps. Truly pathetic. *Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead, dumb****. Every post you place increases RSA activity. And drives away any decent human being, anyone with ethics or a soul. You do not understand, dumb****. LoL...riiiight. You can put your tin-foil hat back on now. |
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On Dec 2, 11:53*am, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Dec 2, 6:40*am, twobuddha wrote: On Dec 1, 6:00*pm, Yabahoobs wrote: On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote: On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote: RIIIIING! SH: *"Suicide Hotline" SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun. SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. |
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Scottie's last day on Earth
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twobuddha wrote: Truly pathetic. Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead, dumb****. Usenet is for people who can't ski whenever they want... -- According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker." |
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Scottie's last day on Earth
On Dec 9, 11:09*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
snip Another drive-by posting by the dumbest mother****er on the web. |
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