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Old December 1st 08, 08:28 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Default Scottie's last day on Earth

RIIIIING!

SH: "Suicide Hotline"

SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."

SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's
about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?

SA: Yes. I always carry a gun.

SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.

SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?

SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look
down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham."

SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that
bonus.

And don't smoke at the pumps.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
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Old December 2nd 08, 12:44 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:
RIIIIING!

SH: *"Suicide Hotline"

SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."

SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's
about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?

SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun.

SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.

SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?

SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look
down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham." *

SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that
bonus.

And don't smoke at the pumps.


Truly pathetic. Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead,
dumb****.
  #3  
Old December 2nd 08, 01:00 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Yabahoobs
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On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:



RIIIIING!


SH: *"Suicide Hotline"


SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's
about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun.


SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look
down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham." *


SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that
bonus.


And don't smoke at the pumps.


Truly pathetic. *Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead,
dumb****.


Every post you place increases RSA activity.
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Old December 2nd 08, 02:45 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Scottie's last day on Earth

On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 17:44:43 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham." *

SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that
bonus.

And don't smoke at the pumps.


Truly pathetic. Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead,
dumb****.



Be your best. Strive for victory. Win that emergency softball game.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
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Old December 2nd 08, 01:40 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 1, 6:00*pm, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote:



On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: *"Suicide Hotline"


SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's
about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun.


SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look
down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham." *


SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that
bonus.


And don't smoke at the pumps.


Truly pathetic. *Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead,
dumb****.


Every post you place increases RSA activity.


And drives away any decent human being, anyone with ethics or a soul.
You do not understand, dumb****.
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Old December 2nd 08, 06:53 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 2, 6:40*am, twobuddha wrote:
On Dec 1, 6:00*pm, Yabahoobs wrote:



On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote:


On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: *"Suicide Hotline"


SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's
about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun.


SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.


SA: *Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide?


SH: *Not you. *It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of
****, with no redeeming qualities. *It says here that even losers look
down on you. *I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to
me. *It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and
carney freaks. *You have no friends, and you live in your mother's
basement. *Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy
imitating a talking urinal. *The only good thing about you is that
homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At
least I'm not Scott Abraham." *


SH: *now, do you have that gun in your mouth? *I'm trying to earn that
bonus.


And don't smoke at the pumps.


Truly pathetic. *Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead,
dumb****.


Every post you place increases RSA activity.


And drives away any decent human being, anyone with ethics or a soul.
You do not understand, dumb****.


LoL...riiiight. You can put your tin-foil hat back on now.
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Old December 2nd 08, 07:07 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 2, 11:53*am, Yabahoobs wrote:
On Dec 2, 6:40*am, twobuddha wrote:



On Dec 1, 6:00*pm, Yabahoobs wrote:


On Dec 1, 5:44*pm, twobuddha wrote:


On Dec 1, 1:28*am, A mighty Hungarian wrote:


RIIIIING!


SH: *"Suicide Hotline"


SA: *"My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide."


SH: *Scott Abraham? *You've been on Suicide Watch for months. *It's
about time you called. *It says on my computer that you own guns. *Do
you have a loaded gun in your hand?


SA: *Yes. *I always carry a gun.


SH: *Good. *Listen carefully. *Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point
it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger.

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Old December 10th 08, 03:09 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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In article ,
twobuddha wrote:

Truly pathetic. Thanks for helping me keep this ******** dead,
dumb****.


Usenet is for people who can't ski whenever they want...
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

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Old December 10th 08, 04:01 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Dec 9, 11:09*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
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Another drive-by posting by the dumbest mother****er on the web.
 




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