Jeez

Jay Pique wrote:
On Dec 31, 11:01 am, Walt wrote:
Harry Weiner wrote:
bdubya wrote this crap:

2. Seattle traffic is AWFUL.

You've never been to Detroit.

Granted, Detroit traffic is frequently bumper-to-bumper. But they're
still doing 70 MPH.

Try getting on I-75 during rush hour, when traffic is bumper-to-bumper
at 70 mph. And get off at Roseville, to visit the Hooters.

I can see where that would be a problem, as I-75 doesn't go through
Roseville. You'd have to fight your way through the surface streets in
Madison Heights and Warren. And for what? Watery beer, bad fashion and
greasy chicken arms?

For what? For the tits, Walt! The hOOters, the jugs, fun-bags! For
those big, beautiful, bouncing breasts!

In that case, I'd recommend taking 75 SOUTH to 375 or the Lodge, follow
the signs to the tunnel, cross the border and partake of the "Windsor
Ballet". Matinees daily, if I understand correctly.

Me, I'd rather go [ob]skiing, even if it's at a dump like Holly.
(which I did today, on 12" of fresh)

//Walt
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:57:58 -0500, Walt wrote
this crap:

Me, I'd rather go [ob]skiing, even if it's at a dump like Holly.
(which I did today, on 12" of fresh)

Dumbass. Shoulda told me. I woulda met you there. You coulda met my
beautiful fiance.




My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."

Harry Weiner wrote:
Walt wrote this crap:

Me, I'd rather go [ob]skiing, even if it's at a dump like Holly.
(which I did today, on 12" of fresh)

Dumbass. Shoulda told me. I woulda met you there. You coulda met my
beautiful fiance.

I've skied there every new year's day for the past 5 or 6 years. I
thought everybody knew.

I don't know the next time I'll be at Holly.
Maybe I'll see you there Jan 1 2009?

//Walt

On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:14:16 -0500, Walt
wrote this crap:


Dumbass. Shoulda told me. I woulda met you there. You coulda met my
beautiful fiance.

I've skied there every new year's day for the past 5 or 6 years. I
thought everybody knew.

I don't know the next time I'll be at Holly.
Maybe I'll see you there Jan 1 2009?

Unlikely. Usually between Christmas and New Years, I visit my
parent's mansion in Florida. This year, I couldn't get the time off
work.

(Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Too bad.)





My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."

Harry Weiner wrote:
On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:14:16 -0500, Walt
wrote this crap:

Dumbass. Shoulda told me. I woulda met you there. You coulda met my
beautiful fiance.

I've skied there every new year's day for the past 5 or 6 years. I
thought everybody knew.

I don't know the next time I'll be at Holly.
Maybe I'll see you there Jan 1 2009?

Unlikely. Usually between Christmas and New Years, I visit my
parent's mansion in Florida. This year, I couldn't get the time off
work.

Ok. Well, I can be found at Nubs most weekends. Look for the guy on
the Völkls with the bad attitude.

I'll promise not to hit on your fiancé; I'm sure our tastes
are...um...different. NTTAWWT. (See
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/fiance.html)



//Walt

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:26:04 -0500, Walt
wrote this crap:


Ok. Well, I can be found at Nubs most weekends. Look for the guy on
the Völkls with the bad attitude.

I'll promise not to hit on your fiancé; I'm sure our tastes
are...um...different.

You don't like beautiful blondes, with big racks?

And sorry, my newsreader doesn't allow me to use French spelling,
should I spell it, "feeansay?"




My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."

Harry Weiner wrote:
, Walt wrote this crap:

I'll promise not to hit on your fiancé; I'm sure our tastes
are...um...different.

You don't like beautiful blondes, with big racks?

And sorry, my newsreader doesn't allow me to use French spelling,
should I spell it, "feeansay?"

Actually, Forte Agent 1.92 allows you to write in French should you have
the desire and ability to do so.

But that's beside the point; we're attempting to communicate in English,
and in standard English "fiance" implies male (the corresponding female
word is "fiancee"). When you casually referred to your "fiance",
being a native English speaker I naturally assumed you were engaged to
marry a dude.

If this is in error, please accept my apologies.

NTTAWWT.

//Walt

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:43:05 -0500, Walt wrote
this crap:


You don't like beautiful blondes, with big racks?

And sorry, my newsreader doesn't allow me to use French spelling,
should I spell it, "feeansay?"

Actually, Forte Agent 1.92 allows you to write in French should you have
the desire and ability to do so.

NO. My newsreader DOESN'T allow me to write in French.


If this is in error, please accept my apologies.

You are in error. My feeansay is a beautiful female.




My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."

Harry Weiner wrote:
Walt wrote this crap:

And sorry, my newsreader doesn't allow me to use French spelling,
should I spell it, "feeansay?"

Actually, Forte Agent 1.92 allows you to write in French should you have
the desire and ability to do so.

NO. My newsreader DOESN'T allow me to write in French.

Au contraire, souffle d'poulet-aile.

//Walt

On Jan 3, 9:43*pm, Walt wrote:
Harry Weiner wrote:
, Walt wrote this crap:

I'll promise not to hit on your fiancé; I'm sure our tastes
are...um...different.

You don't like beautiful blondes, with big racks?

And sorry, my newsreader doesn't allow me to use French spelling,
should I spell it, "feeansay?"

Actually, Forte Agent 1.92 allows you to write in French should you have
the desire and ability to do so.

But that's beside the point; we're attempting to communicate in English,
and in standard English "fiance" implies male (the corresponding female
word is "fiancee"). * When you casually *referred to your "fiance",
being a native English speaker I naturally assumed you were engaged to
marry a dude.

Is that true? I didn't realize that there was a difference. I would
have assumed that he was engaged to a female.

To answer another question I don't like "big racks". But it reminds me
of a Larry the Cable Guy joke.

Did ya hear about the guy that gave the dancer at the titty bar
monopoly money? When she said "Hey! That's fake money!!" He said
"Yeah! Those are fake titties!!"