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Olin Ellipse
In message , MoonMan
writes In , Sue typed: In message , Walt writes But it's vitally important to know whether you have women's skis or men's skis. 'Cause if you don't separate 'em, they'll breed and you'll wind up with a garage full of unpedigreed mongrel skis. Don't use those, they could invalidate your insurance! Instead, send them to me, and I'll make sure they're safely disposed of (er, my er, bench is going to be 150cm so I don't need longer ones...) So how are you going to make your bench? There's a dead public bench in **** Park with the leg units in good condition but the planks all rotted. I'll steal the legs (borrow: pickaxe to dig 'em out the ground, sledgehammer to knock the concrete off) they're the integrated sort with a front and a back leg, an armrest and supports for the seat and backrest, which are just planks bolted on. Then I'll shorten any too-long skis with (borrow: an angle grinder) remove any bindings that've been left on, drill bolt holes and arrange them artistically with the tips at alternate ends. (Buy: a dozen 10cm coach bolts.) Then I'll just put it outside in the rain and wait for it to start breeding litters of snowblades! -- Sue ]) |
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