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  #291  
Old February 13th 04, 12:22 PM
pigo
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"tm" wrote in message
...
C. Parker wrote:
Bob Lee wrote


Not that us BHLs have any monopoly on that - I think the recent mass
recanting and apology by the current administration concerning their
misinformation and actions on the non-existant WMDs taught us all a

lot
about graceful acknowledgement of boners and willing acceptance of
accountability.


Damn, did I miss something?


Only if you have a Croatian inability to recognize sarcasm.
But it's alright, appears Kerry had an affair with an intern, he's
done, stick a fork inhim. Greenspan says the US economy is recovering
into a job-creating behomoth, Sharon is pulling settlements out of the
Gaza, Kaddaffi is playing nice, Iran is on the verge of somekindof
democracy, terrorists are desperately blowing up police stations in
Baghdad in a sad attempt to stop the inevitable-- the BHL BobLee's
might bitch and moan, but it's obvious the US's current
administration's plan is working and they deserve reelection.


David Kay said that in his final analysis, Saddam was *more* dangerous than
we thought. That part doesn't fit so well into the Bush Haters plan though.
It get's left out.


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  #292  
Old February 13th 04, 02:47 PM
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On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 16:39:29 +0900, tm wrote:

bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
C. Parker wrote:
Bob Lee wrote

Not that us BHLs have any monopoly on that - I think the recent mass
recanting and apology by the current administration concerning their
misinformation and actions on the non-existant WMDs taught us all a
lot
about graceful acknowledgement of boners and willing acceptance of
accountability.

Damn, did I miss something?

Only if you have a Croatian inability to recognize sarcasm.
But it's alright, appears Kerry had an affair with an intern, he's
done, stick a fork inhim. Greenspan says the US economy is recovering
into a job-creating behomoth, Sharon is pulling settlements out of the
Gaza, Kaddaffi is playing nice, Iran is on the verge of somekindof
democracy, terrorists are desperately blowing up police stations in
Baghdad in a sad attempt to stop the inevitable-- the BHL BobLee's
might bitch and moan, but it's obvious the US's current
administration's plan is working and they deserve reelection.

Aw, man, did I miss some politics here? I thought y'all were still
arguing snowpack terminology. I'm tempted to point out things like
how, if I may paraphrase our vice-prezdet, Clinton proved that gettin'
down with the interns doesn't matter, but really the problem is that
I'm too much of a liberal to enjoy kicking someone when they're down,
and all the blather from the right lately has had such a stink of
desperation to it that it's really just embarrassing to listen to.

No problem, dbubya, in fact, you support my argument. It is the
stoner/quitter mentality of you liberals that leads a loud minority of
middle america to vote for an old coke-hoover partyboy like George
W Bush.


sniff yep. whine. Embarrassing, crybaby posteditor I am. Flag me when I have
success of some kind, like following along in a thread and understanding sarcasm.
Until then, I'll just try to impress you with my french-
au revoir, mes braves, et bukkake.


Son, I already flagged you on all GWB's success. The whole Sharon,
Kaddafi, Iran thing above? Your success, however, is still in question.
You've already swallowed the hook and line, want to go for the sinker?


You know what? I apologize; that was cruel of me, at what must be a
very frightening time for you. I'm sorry, and will try to exercise a
little more empathy in the future.

bw
  #293  
Old February 13th 04, 02:57 PM
Walt
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bdubya wrote:

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 16:39:29 +0900, tm wrote:
bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
C. Parker wrote:
Bob Lee wrote

Not that us BHLs have any monopoly on that - I think the recent mass
recanting and apology by the current administration concerning their
misinformation and actions on the non-existant WMDs taught us all a
lot
about graceful acknowledgement of boners and willing acceptance of
accountability.

Damn, did I miss something?

Only if you have a Croatian inability to recognize sarcasm.
But it's alright, appears Kerry had an affair with an intern, he's
done, stick a fork inhim. Greenspan says the US economy is recovering
into a job-creating behomoth, Sharon is pulling settlements out of the
Gaza, Kaddaffi is playing nice, Iran is on the verge of somekindof
democracy, terrorists are desperately blowing up police stations in
Baghdad in a sad attempt to stop the inevitable-- the BHL BobLee's
might bitch and moan, but it's obvious the US's current
administration's plan is working and they deserve reelection.

Aw, man, did I miss some politics here? I thought y'all were still
arguing snowpack terminology. I'm tempted to point out things like
how, if I may paraphrase our vice-prezdet, Clinton proved that gettin'
down with the interns doesn't matter, but really the problem is that
I'm too much of a liberal to enjoy kicking someone when they're down,
and all the blather from the right lately has had such a stink of
desperation to it that it's really just embarrassing to listen to.

No problem, dbubya, in fact, you support my argument. It is the
stoner/quitter mentality of you liberals that leads a loud minority of
middle america to vote for an old coke-hoover partyboy like George
W Bush.

sniff yep. whine. Embarrassing, crybaby posteditor I am. Flag me when I have
success of some kind, like following along in a thread and understanding sarcasm.
Until then, I'll just try to impress you with my french-
au revoir, mes braves, et bukkake.


Son, I already flagged you on all GWB's success. The whole Sharon,
Kaddafi, Iran thing above? Your success, however, is still in question.
You've already swallowed the hook and line, want to go for the sinker?


You know what? I apologize; that was cruel of me, at what must be a
very frightening time for you. I'm sorry, and will try to exercise a
little more empathy in the future.


Allow me to apologize as well. It is very rude to make jokes in front
of people who have no sense of humor (or should I say "the comically
differently-abled"). For that I make the most sincere and formal mea
culpa, and shall promptly visit a dentist in Alabama to be adequately
chastized.

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//-Walt
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Throckery when you need him?
  #294  
Old February 13th 04, 03:10 PM
pigo
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"tm" wrote in message
...

By 'we' he must have meant middle americans. If Clinton hadn't been so
busy dipping his pecker into interns even the dumbest middle american
would have known what a monster Saddam was, eh?


Reports are that he had three chances to get OBL too. Of course hindsight is
20/20 but given his many failings one can only wonder what the world would
be like now had he taken his position more seriously.

Those Boston Globe pansies.
Bush gets a bad rap because he skipped out on his military service. So
did Clinton. And he went to England. What a fairy. And that whole
economic boom that Clinton takes credit for was really a product of
the original George Bush's economic policies. Let's just hope some
left-wing Massachusetts nutbag doesn't get to take credit for this
George Bushs' important economic reforms.


I don't think he skipped out. He was in the N.G.

I think that the economic policies were a result of Reagan/Bush. It took 7
years for clinton to negate that. I think one of the realmples of the BHL's
duplicity is when they describe the recent economic difficulties as
"Bush's". All one has to do is look at the calender to see that it started
*before* he took office.

Another is the grief he takes for his flight suit. You don't get in a plane
like that, on an ejection seat, and land on an aircraft carrier, in a suit
and tie. These same pussies are the ones that wear helmets to ski the
groomed but beat on GWB for what amounts to wearing his seat belt.

I would suggest that Tenant (sp?) resign. BUT on the condition that when
things are found, all of his detractors (Kennedy, Clinton, Kerry etc.) do
the same, with his reinstatement no matter the current administration.

It's really ****ing cold here now. -4F yesterday -2F today.

pigo


  #295  
Old February 13th 04, 04:38 PM
lal_truckee
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AstroPax wrote:

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 04:07:59 +0000 (UTC), Kurt
wrote:


Must be a liberal, eh?



Worse than that. He was a communist:


What's wrong with that? You don't like Oneida flatware or something? No
Shaker rocker in your bedroom?
  #296  
Old February 13th 04, 04:48 PM
Walt
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tm wrote:

Walt wrote:
bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
bdubya wrote:
tm wrote:
C. Parker wrote:
Bob Lee wrote


Not that us BHLs have any monopoly on that - I think the recent
mass
recanting and apology by the current administration concerning
their
misinformation and actions on the non-existant WMDs taught us
all a
lot
about graceful acknowledgement of boners and willing acceptance
of
accountability.

Damn, did I miss something?

Only if you have a Croatian inability to recognize sarcasm.
But it's alright, appears Kerry had an affair with an intern, he's
done, stick a fork inhim. Greenspan says the US economy is
recovering
into a job-creating behomoth, Sharon is pulling settlements out of
the
Gaza, Kaddaffi is playing nice, Iran is on the verge of somekindof
democracy, terrorists are desperately blowing up police stations in
Baghdad in a sad attempt to stop the inevitable-- the BHL BobLee's
might bitch and moan, but it's obvious the US's current
administration's plan is working and they deserve reelection.

Aw, man, did I miss some politics here? I thought y'all were still
arguing snowpack terminology. I'm tempted to point out things like
how, if I may paraphrase our vice-prezdet, Clinton proved that
gettin'
down with the interns doesn't matter, but really the problem is that
I'm too much of a liberal to enjoy kicking someone when they're down,
and all the blather from the right lately has had such a stink of
desperation to it that it's really just embarrassing to listen to.

No problem, dbubya, in fact, you support my argument. It is the
stoner/quitter mentality of you liberals that leads a loud minority of
middle america to vote for an old coke-hoover partyboy like George
W Bush.

sniff yep. whine. Embarrassing, crybaby posteditor I am. Flag me
when I have
success of some kind, like following along in a thread and understanding
sarcasm.
Until then, I'll just try to impress you with my french-
au revoir, mes braves, et bukkake.

Son, I already flagged you on all GWB's success. The whole Sharon,
Kaddafi, Iran thing above? Your success, however, is still in question.
You've already swallowed the hook and line, want to go for the sinker?

You know what? I apologize; that was cruel of me, at what must be a
very frightening time for you. I'm sorry, and will try to exercise a
little more empathy in the future.


Allow me to apologize as well. It is very rude to make jokes in front
of people who have no sense of humor (or should I say "the comically
differently-abled"). For that I make the most sincere and formal mea
culpa, and shall promptly visit a dentist in Alabama to be adequately
raped.


Dude, we're smoking dried Austrailian frogs here.
Oh, wait, i see you followed along.


Huh? I don't get it.


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  #297  
Old February 13th 04, 04:55 PM
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I've skied Once is Enough, Twice is Nice,
Four Shadows, No Shadows, Pucker Face, and pretty much all of Cody
Bowl with the exception of Central (I was always too chicken).


Mmmmmmmmm.... Central. I think I'd do it if the landing were right. No
sense spiking myself and putting my knees through my chin though. What
are you doing next weekend? Or the one after? I have friend(s) in town
this weekend, but I'd like to get up there soon... esp. before our
normal March cycle starts.

Anywhere that's good. Resort, the pass, lift served bc.... whatever.
You have my real e-mail right? (this one is only a spam collector)

-russ
  #298  
Old February 13th 04, 04:59 PM
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Default Weekend weather (was Jackson Hole Sucks)

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 11:44:07 -0500, Walt
wrote:

pigo wrote:

snipt

It's really ****ing cold here now. -4F yesterday -2F today.


Cold is good. Good for the snow, builds character, keeps the riff-raff
off the slopes. I'm going to Searchmont tomorrow, where it's supposed to
-18C. Should be a great day. Last time I was there (two weeks ago) it
was -34C. I wish the weather was that good every day.


I'm bound for Copper Harbor (Mt. Bohemia) this evening. Cold front
coming through; forecast high of 31F today, 9F tomorrow, 8F Sunday.
Forecasts are pretty divergent on the lake effect issue though; I
think I'll save a few different ones and see who gets it right....

bw
  #299  
Old February 13th 04, 05:01 PM
Walt
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bdubya wrote:
Walt wrote:
pigo wrote:

snipt

It's really ****ing cold here [SLC] now. -4F yesterday -2F today.


Cold is good. Good for the snow, builds character, keeps the riff-raff
off the slopes. I'm going to Searchmont tomorrow, where it's supposed to
-18C. Should be a great day. Last time I was there (two weeks ago) it
was -34C. I wish the weather was that good every day.


I'm bound for Copper Harbor (Mt. Bohemia) this evening.


Bite me.

Cold front coming through;


Cold is good. Good for the snow, builds character, keeps the riff-raff
off the slopes.

forecast high of 31F today, 9F tomorrow, 8F Sunday.
Forecasts are pretty divergent on the lake effect issue though; I
think I'll save a few different ones and see who gets it right....


Lake effect seems to be hard to predict. The best approach is to just
go and ski what's there when you got there.

Planning on making an appearance it the other peninsula anytime soon?

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  #300  
Old February 13th 04, 05:05 PM
Walt
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tm wrote:

Walt wrote:
pigo wrote:
"tm" wrote


My hovercraft is full of eels.


I would suggest that Tenant (sp?) resign. BUT on the condition that when
things are found, all of his detractors (Kennedy, Clinton, Kerry etc.) do
the same, with his reinstatement no matter the current administration.


*WHEN* things are found? WHEN?


Hey, why am i attributed in this thread? Is it my disarming good
looks, you just can't live without me? My passion for the truth? My
ability to make friends and influence people worldwide?


None of the above. The thread just didn't make any sense without your
introduction.


You need to listen to your buddy David Kay and get over the idea that
WMD are ever going to be found. The first step is to admit that there's
a problem.


I never liked that David Kay. Ever notice how his name sounds gay?


Would you like him in a Sleigh?
Would you like him at Mt. Norquay?


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