EAT COCK! ( WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2008)

Clarencedarrow, ye motley-minded core of envy, how foul and loathsome is
thine image, ye muddled:

Oh by the way, Moron. How much thrust does it take to move your
"home" from parking lot to parking lot?

LMAO

Classic.

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In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:

Mr. Stoopid ****head is back. Why don't you look up the term "angle of
attack"? Gawd are you a retard or what?

Folks, this Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski. How's that for an angle of
attack? That's verticle up your ass with the thrust an FA-18 genereated.
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:

Oh by the way, Moron. How much thrust does it take to move your "home"
from parking lot to parking lot?

Sold the Winnie. It's on its way to Moab. I'll be living 100m from the base
lift of the town hill again all winter. I doubt I'll win a season pass at
the Avalanche Awareness Night raffle this year. Free skiing all last
winter with a record 600" snowfall is hard to beat. The only record you
set last winter was hours spent jacking off. Dickless ****ing ****.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

Jeff Davis wrote in t:

Folks, this Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski.

aside
That "Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski."

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Cod Almighty

alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:

Mr. Stoopid ****head is back. Why don't you look up the term "angle of
attack"? Gawd are you a retard or what?

Folks, this Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski. How's that for an angle of
attack? That's verticle up your ass with the thrust an FA-18 genereated.

I noticed you didn't have as much opinion to share when we were bending
over backward to accommodate Scottie with a meeting in Seattle.

You remember: the one where every time his condition were met, he'd
dream up a new reason why the meet couldn't happen?

Somehow, you never got around to saying anything in that thread...

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
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On Aug 16, 8:14*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,
Richard Henry wrote:



Only "of the month"? *How about "of the decade"?

That would be you for completely ignoring thrust as the primary factor in
inverted jet flight. *Dickless ****ing ****. *

Really? At a fundamental level, thrust is hte primary factor in ALL
powered flight.

You're still sore that no one laughed at your joke, right?

Jeff Davis wrote:
In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:
Mr. Stoopid ****head is back. Why don't you look up the term "angle of
attack"? Gawd are you a retard or what?

Folks, this Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski. How's that for an angle of
attack? That's verticle up your ass with the thrust an FA-18 genereated.

That would be "vertical" and "generated" (oh and "arse" over here).

Q: how does a glider manage to fly inverted ?

HTH HAND

PS: have you exchanged your "inappropriate athletic clothing" at Scat's
Crap Shack yet ?

PPS: on the last episode of this season's Shark, the assistant to the
psycho stalker was named Hoffs. Of course he turned out to be a weak,
ineffectual coward. What are the chances of that ?

On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:35:51 -0500, (Jeff Davis)
wrote this crap:

In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:

Oh by the way, Moron. How much thrust does it take to move your "home"
from parking lot to parking lot?

Sold the Winnie. It's on its way to Moab. I'll be living 100m from the base
lift of the town hill again all winter. I doubt I'll win a season pass at
the Avalanche Awareness Night raffle this year.


So you have no home, and no job, and no ski pass. Brilliant.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:35:59 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks,
"|\\\(\\\(\\\((@" bloviated:

Jeff Davis wrote in t:

Folks, this Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski.

aside
That "Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski."

Can you prove Jeff Davis, the Dickless ****ing ****, cannot ski beyond
his claiming that he is a Dickless ****ing **** that cannot ski?

Aratzio wrote in :

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:35:59 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks,
"|\\\(\\\(\\\((@" bloviated:

Jeff Davis wrote in t:

Folks, this Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski.

aside
That "Dickless ****ing **** can't even ski."

Can you prove Jeff Davis, the Dickless ****ing ****, cannot ski beyond
his claiming that he is a Dickless ****ing **** that cannot ski?


I might be able to; it depends on the standard of proof you're willing to
accept.

If you don't have much concern for his self-esteeem then you can reduce your
acceptable standard of proof down to bald assertion. I can work with that.

--
Cod Almighty

alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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