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  #11  
Old April 13th 09, 08:01 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default Rule #1

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.


Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."


"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."
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  #12  
Old April 13th 09, 09:07 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default Rule #1

In article ,
bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."


"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."


Rule 3: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.


I know rule 4 is "no drinking" and rule five is "no poofters," but I
can't recall rule six.
  #13  
Old April 13th 09, 09:51 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
bdubya
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Default Rule #1

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.


Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."


"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."


Rule 3: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.

bw
  #14  
Old April 13th 09, 11:00 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Bob F
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Default Rule #1

bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:07:49 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."

"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."

Rule 3: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.


I know rule 4 is "no drinking" and rule five is "no poofters," but I
can't recall rule six.


There is NO Rule Six.


Is that Rule Six?


  #15  
Old April 13th 09, 11:05 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
bdubya
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Default Rule #1

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:07:49 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."

"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."


Rule 3: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.


I know rule 4 is "no drinking" and rule five is "no poofters," but I
can't recall rule six.


There is NO Rule Six.

bw

  #16  
Old April 13th 09, 11:10 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Default Rule #1

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote this crap:

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."


"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."


On my yacht, fule #1 is, "Always **** with the wind to your back."




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
  #17  
Old April 14th 09, 01:43 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default Rule #1

On Apr 12, 4:28*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,
Alan Baker wrote:

Never try to keep up with your cousin who's already skied 87 days this
season.


Smoked by sone guy who only has 87 ski days by April?


You *do* know how many days there are between the beginning of the ski
season and the beginning of April, right Jeff? You are capable of
doing that arithmetic, right? You know how many days in a month, etc.?

Right. My cousin has "only" skied more than 75% of all the days
available *to* ski.

LOL
  #18  
Old April 14th 09, 01:49 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
bdubya
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On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:00:26 -0700, "Bob F"
wrote:

bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:07:49 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."

"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."

Rule 3: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.

I know rule 4 is "no drinking" and rule five is "no poofters," but I
can't recall rule six.


There is NO Rule Six.


Is that Rule Six?


Yes.
  #19  
Old April 14th 09, 01:55 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Jeff Davis
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Default Rule #1

In article ,
Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

No Level II?


Nope. What of it?

FAIL!

^^^^
Get the picture?
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

  #20  
Old April 14th 09, 03:21 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default Rule #1

In article ,
bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:00:26 -0700, "Bob F"
wrote:

bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:07:49 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote:

In article ,
Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."

"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."

Rule 3: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.

I know rule 4 is "no drinking" and rule five is "no poofters," but I
can't recall rule six.

There is NO Rule Six.


Is that Rule Six?


Yes.


Then what's Rule Seven?
 




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