By Ann Coulter...

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Ann Coulter is a lawyer, University of Michigan, and well known
author. She writes a syndicated column for the Universal Press
Syndicate and is a frequent guest on TV. Larry King live, Bill
O'Reilly, Hannity & Colmes etc.. Here she takes a swing at the
lifestyle of Senator Kerry. Reads right on to me...

By Ann Coulter

If Bush can't talk to Kerry about the horrors of war, then Kerry sure
as hell can't talk to anyone about the plight of the middle class.
Kerry's life experience consists of living off other men's money by
marrying their wives and daughters. For over 30 years, Kerry's
primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back
to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows
as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing
with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being
supported by rich women. What does a kept man know about taxes?

In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne -- a family
estimated to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he
promptly left her and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood
starlets, mostly while the cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK
really was his mentor.) Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill
of her Lothario ex-husband. He is, after all, the father of her
children -- a fact that never seemed to constrain him.

When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he
sought to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that
it had produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa
Heinz, wanted the first marriage annulled -- and Heinz is worth more
than $700 million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful
interests, but he can't even stand up to his wife. Heinz made Kerry
sign a prenuptial agreement, presumably aware of how careless he is
with other people's property, such as other people's Vietnam War
medals, which Kerry threw on the ground during a 1971 anti-war
demonstration.

It pains to make Kerry sound like a normal American, his campaign has
described how Kerry risked everything, mortgaging his home in Boston
to help pay for his presidential campaign. Technically, Kerry took out
a $6 million mortgage for "his share" of "the family's home" -- which
was bought with the Heinz family fortune. (Why should he spend his own
money? He didn't throw away his own medals.) I'm sure the average
working stiff in Massachusetts can relate to a guy who borrows $6
million against his house to pay for TV ads. Kerry's campaign has
stoutly insisted that he will pay off the mortgage himself, with no
help from his rich wife. Let's see: According to tax returns released
by his campaign, in 2002, Kerry's income was $144,091. But as The
Washington Post recently reported, even a $5 million mortgage paid
back over 30 years at favorable interest rates would cost $30,389 a
month -- or $364,668 a year.

The Democrats' joy at nominating Kerry is perplexing. To be sure,
liberals take a peculiar, wrathful pleasure in supporting pacifist
military types. And Kerry's life story is not without a certain feral
aggression. But if we're going to determine fitness for office based
on life experience, Kerry clearly has no experience dealing with
problems of typical Americans since he is a cad and a gigolo living in
the lap of other men's money. Kerry is like some character in a
Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling the end of his mustache and
preying on rich women. This low-born poseur with his threadbare
pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one rich woman's
money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to enable him to
run for president. If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax
cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich
women for past 33 years?

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-Astro

AstroPax wrote:

By Ann Coulter...
This low-born poseur with his threadbare
pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one rich woman's
money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to enable him to
run for president. If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax
cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich
women for past 33 years?

Man, that's devastating. In his favor, and given his winter
recreational choices, could he possibly have been an (ob)avi-poodle?

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Cheers,
Bev
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"America is at an awkward stage: it is too late to work within the
system, but it is too early to shoot the *******s." -Claire Wolfe

In article , AstroPax says...

//snip


Oh, and she is soooooo objective.

BoftheW

BoftheW wrote in
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Oh, and she is soooooo objective.

Hardly. But she is funny.

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Sven Golly
Trolling as usual

In article ,
says...
~ Ann Coulter is a lawyer, University of Michigan, and well known
~ author. She writes a syndicated column for the Universal Press
~ Syndicate and is a frequent guest on TV. Larry King live, Bill
~ O'Reilly, Hannity & Colmes etc.. Here she takes a swing at the
~ lifestyle of Senator Kerry. Reads right on to me...
~
snipped

I have watched, read and listened to Ann Coulter extensively. She is
a right-wing ideologue, and she's just as biased as left-wing
ideologues whom I despise equally. The only reason she and her left-
wing counterparts get any press at all is that the media needs
controversy to sell soap/low-carb foods.

Wake up! Beware ideologues of all stripes. Their biggest
contribution to society is increasing ignorance and polarization.

Rick

"Sven Golly" wrote in message
...
BoftheW wrote in
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Oh, and she is soooooo objective.

Hardly. But she is funny.

Rush Limbaugh used to be funny. Now he is hilarious with his drug hypocricy
exposed.

Bill O' used to be funny, especially on the Bill and AL show. Then he
started hawking his latest book/lecture/website so often that he got boring.

AstroPax wrote:

Ann Coulter is

Holy cow, Astro - whose side are you on?
Quoting Coulter is so very outre ...

(Does she ski? Or board?)

lal_truckee writes:

AstroPax wrote:

Ann Coulter is

Holy cow, Astro - whose side are you on?
Quoting Coulter is so very outre ...

(Does she ski? Or board?)

Clearly she's been doing both, in the halfpipe, without benefit of
helmet.

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Mary Malmros
Some days you're the windshield,
Other days you're the bug.

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 09:58:11 -0800, "Richard Henry"
wrote this crap:

Rush Limbaugh used to be funny. Now he is hilarious with his drug hypocricy
exposed.

What hypocrisy?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Terd Fartingmor wrote:

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 09:58:11 -0800, "Richard Henry"
wrote this crap:

Rush Limbaugh used to be funny. Now he is hilarious with his drug hypocricy
exposed.


What hypocrisy?

Being hooked on OxyContin or Vicodin or whatever it is, and getting the
stuff without a prescription, which is *against the law*. That
law-breaking, weak-willed, immoral drug addict belongs *in jail*. It's
only because of the weak-kneed, lily-livered liberal judges in this
country that he doesn't receive the proper punishment that the law
demands. I saw, three strikes and you're out - no, ONE STRIKE and
you're out. Damn drug addicts should be PUT IN JAIL FOR LIFE so that
the streets are safe for the rest of us. Hell, EXECUTE 'em for all I
care - they're not fit to live anyway.

Dave