Proof of self-worth: Competent Skiing

For all you incompetent skiers out there, fear not, for being a
competent skier isn't a prerequisite for having value as a human being.
It's just that if you are indeed a good skier, you have, ipso facto, a
value as a human being.

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.

JP
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Ski hard.

"Jay Pique" wrote in message
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For all you incompetent skiers out there, fear not, for being a
competent skier isn't a prerequisite for having value as a human being.

Obviously. There have been some great skiers that have posted here. None
of them have ever had a word of criticism of the vileness in this ********.
Many of them have committed felonies over this newsgroup, told gross and
defamatory lies, stalked in real life, etc.
None of them, no matter what their skiing ability, has ever had the balls to
face me in person and spew their ****.

It's just that if you are indeed a good skier, you have, ipso facto, a
value as a human being.

Ridiculous statement. If you are good at recreating and having fun, you
have value?
How ludicrous.
In my world, if you are a good human being, if you contribute to more than
your own well being, you have value as a human being. Obviously, no one who
has posted here lately qualifies. Except me, of course.

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.

It appears you're a self deluding asshole.

Jay Pique wrote:

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.

Let me guess: The compassion and gentleness of Gretzky, the athletic
ability of Theresa, and the sex appeal of Niels Bohr?

//Walt

"Walt" wrote in message
...
Jay Pique wrote:

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.

Let me guess: The compassion and gentleness of Gretzky, the athletic
ability of Theresa, and the sex appeal of Niels Bohr?

The conscience of Scott Peterson?

Walt wrote:
Jay Pique wrote:

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.


Let me guess: The compassion and gentleness of Gretzky, the athletic
ability of Theresa, and the sex appeal of Niels Bohr?

No, he means he skis like he's two thirds dead.

lal_truckee wrote:
Walt wrote:
Jay Pique wrote:

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.


Let me guess: The compassion and gentleness of Gretzky, the athletic
ability of Theresa, and the sex appeal of Niels Bohr?

No, he means he skis like he's two thirds dead.

Bite me. Actually, given how little I've skied the past couple years
you're probably right! I really need to light a fire under my ass and
get the MS 1.0 up and running. (Mobile Shop, iteration Uno.) That
way, wherever I was, I'd be "employed".

JP
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No no no - it's the THIGHS of Mother Theresa, the...

It appears you're a self deluding asshole.

It appears you're a ****ty skier.



RSA OWNS YOU!!

Buddha wrote:
Ridiculous statement. If you are good at recreating and having fun, you
have value?
How ludicrous.

If you've seen the video of this guy on skis, then you'll understand
why he takes offense. If anybody could post that again, it would be
greatly appreciated...

On 2005-09-28 22:29:22 +0200, "Jay Pique" said:

For all you incompetent skiers out there, fear not, for being a
competent skier isn't a prerequisite for having value as a human being.
It's just that if you are indeed a good skier, you have, ipso facto, a
value as a human being.

I won't bore you with the technical data, but let's just say that the
data is indisputable. On a more personal level, it appears that I'm
somewhere on par with Mother Theresa, Niels Bohr and Wayne Gretzky.

JP
*****************
Ski hard.

It sounds more that you're on par with Larry, Curly, and Moe.
--
Jedi Tooka


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