Another pair of new skis

You are insane. Get help.

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On Apr 22, 9:25 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:
Bull****. You are far too delusional to hold a truly renumerative job.
Oh by the way, how do you know this since you've never held a
renumerative job?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Cartman wrote:

"Two Buddha" wrote:

You are far too delusional to hold a truly renumerative job.

Really? And what, pray tell, is your "truly renumerative job?"

Repainting house numbers on curbs.

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Dave Cartman wrote:

"Two Buddha" wrote:

I just couldn't resist.

Well, that's a news flash.

New fatties, mounted, cost me 130 bucks.

What was wrong with the old ones? Do skis wear out really fast?

Skis? Damn, I thought he was talking about a pair of bargain-basement
overweight hookers.

I had to brag somewhere.

I would have thought you could brag to your "shrink" friend. Your many
ski industry friends, your many LE friends, and your super model
girlfriends. I guess they were all busy today.

Bert's happy, too: he gets a two year old pair of hand me downs, been skied
maybe ten days.

I should really read more carefully, I thought Scott passed the twins on to
Bert.

Bert's low standards are a constant source of amazement to me.

New in town, stranger?

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On Apr 22, 7:04 pm, Clarencedarrow
wrote:
On Apr 22, 8:40 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
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And I just bought a new BMW 335i. Cost me a little over $45k, paid
cash. You might ask how I did that. It's called work and a job, novel
thought eh, Trunky? I'll think of you and your $130 skis when I'm
driving to my golf club in my new car.

Wow. Nice Car. I just bought one of those new Saturn Outlooks. It was
CHEAP! Only about $35K. Three rows of seats as opposed to only 2 in my
truck. They'll compliment each other nicely I think.

On Apr 23, 9:27 am, pigo wrote:
On Apr 22, 7:04 pm, Clarencedarrow
wrote:

On Apr 22, 8:40 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
snip
And I just bought a new BMW 335i. Cost me a little over $45k, paid
cash. You might ask how I did that. It's called work and a job, novel
thought eh, Trunky? I'll think of you and your $130 skis when I'm
driving to my golf club in my new car.

Wow. Nice Car. I just bought one of those new Saturn Outlooks. It was
CHEAP! Only about $35K. Three rows of seats as opposed to only 2 in my
truck. They'll compliment each other nicely I think.

A middle-aged toy. Can't wait to get it on the Skyline Drive and Blue
Ridge Parkway on the way to visit family in Western NC. Probably
doesn't handle as "great" as Stinkbag's Gremlin I think I detect a
hint of jealousy on the part of FF. Betcha 1.) He starts telling us
how many BMW's he had over the years or 2.) Why he's too good for
BMW's (He prefers Mercedes).

Whatcha need 3 rows for?

On Apr 23, 8:50 am, Clarencedarrow
wrote:
On Apr 23, 9:27 am, pigo wrote:

On Apr 22, 7:04 pm, Clarencedarrow
wrote:

On Apr 22, 8:40 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
snip
And I just bought a new BMW 335i. Cost me a little over $45k, paid
cash. You might ask how I did that. It's called work and a job, novel
thought eh, Trunky? I'll think of you and your $130 skis when I'm
driving to my golf club in my new car.

Wow. Nice Car. I just bought one of those new Saturn Outlooks. It was
CHEAP! Only about $35K. Three rows of seats as opposed to only 2 in my
truck. They'll compliment each other nicely I think.

A middle-aged toy. Can't wait to get it on the Skyline Drive and Blue
Ridge Parkway on the way to visit family in Western NC. Probably
doesn't handle as "great" as Stinkbag's Gremlin I think I detect a
hint of jealousy on the part of FF. Betcha 1.) He starts telling us
how many BMW's he had over the years or 2.) Why he's too good for
BMW's (He prefers Mercedes).

Whatcha need 3 rows for?

I drive (most days) a '94 Mercedes C280 with about 218,000 miles on it
(about a quarter of it's useful life, I figure). I just replaced the
alternator, so I figure I'm good for another 100,000 miles before the
next big repair

Yesterday I was taking my son and his friends to Fry's to spend some
of his birthday money. They started razzing me for driving like an
old man as we were going around a 270° freeway onramp loop. So I
floored it and hit 80 by the time we had to merge.

In article .com,
Richard Henry wrote:

So I floored it and hit 80 by the time we had to merge.

Das ist verboten! VERBOTEN!!!
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On Apr 23, 12:22 pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Apr 23, 8:50 am, Clarencedarrow
wrote:



On Apr 23, 9:27 am, pigo wrote:

I drive (most days) a '94 Mercedes C280 with about 218,000 miles on it
(about a quarter of it's useful life, I figure). I just replaced the
alternator, so I figure I'm good for another 100,000 miles before the
next big repair

Yesterday I was taking my son and his friends to Fry's to spend some
of his birthday money. They started razzing me for driving like an
old man as we were going around a 270° freeway onramp loop. So I
floored it and hit 80 by the time we had to merge.

That's a coincidence, My wife drives a '94 E320 with only 80K on it.
Solid, rock solid.

On Apr 23, 9:39 am, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article .com,
Richard Henry wrote:



So I floored it and hit 80 by the time we had to merge.

But it allowed me to merge smoothly with the flow of traffic.

After that, I put the cruise control on 75 and stayed out of the fast
lane.

Dave, Dave.
You don't have feelings to hurt. You're a psychopath. Terminally, utterly
damaged, incapable of the emotions normal human beings feel.
You fake it to fit in.
But you're a freak, Dave. I know that. Which is why you fear me:
self-preservation is one of the few emotions psychopaths understand. You
have to fear people like me: not only can we blow right past your bullying
facade to the nutless, gutless wimp within, but we expose you.
And you fear exposure above all: the decent people you con and exploit would
shun you if they knew you the way I do.
Here, you are home.
Fellow freaks. Frauds, fakes, pathological liars, fellow psychopaths like
Henry and Bev Ashley, nutcase wackos who delight when you bolster their
insane fantasies.
You belong on usenet, Dave. The coward's heaven, the psychopath's
playground.
Now go **** yourself, freak.

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(top posting corrected)

In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

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"Dave Cartman" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Two Buddha" wrote:

I just couldn't resist.

Well, that's a news flash.

New fatties, mounted, cost me 130 bucks.

What was wrong with the old ones? Do skis wear out really fast? I
guess I'm serious with that question. I've been using the same
snowboard for years.

I had to brag somewhere.

I would have thought you could brag to your "shrink" friend. Your many
ski industry friends, your many LE friends, and your super model
girlfriends. I guess they were all busy today.

Bert's happy, too: he gets a two year old pair of hand me downs, been
skied
maybe ten days.

Bert's low standards are a constant source of amazement to me.

Life is good, and Whistler beckons. Gonna have to sneak up soon.

So what's keeping you from crossing the border like a regular person?

And no one will have the balls to give me any ****.

I'm pretty sure you're mixing your metaphors... or at least your vas
deferens and colon.

As usual. Amazing how
that happens: in real life, nobody talks ****. Only on rsa, where
freaks
can hide and act like men....

So " talking ****" is what you think men do? You know we also get jobs
too?

Dave, Dave.
I'd rather play with you. Push your buttons. And then laugh my ass off
when you dance your psychopathic dance.



You really love this place, don't you? You can let yourself be what you
truly are here. You don't have to hide the way you do in real life: here
on
rsa, a pathological liar is accepted and applauded, a coward is
encouraged
to be a dickless wimp, a stalker is encouraged, a freak is among his
peers.
Must make you feel good to be accepted as you are.
As I accept you. And laugh at you. You amuse me. So predictable, so
dickless, so repulsive, so psychopathic.
Classic case, actually.
I'd tell you to get help, but as you are well aware, there is nothing
that
can be done for a psychopath. You enjoy being an asshole.
Almost as much as I enjoy watching you be an asshole.
The nutcases could use help. Need help.
There is no help for freaks like you, Dave. You were born an asshole,
you've worked hard at being an asshole, and you will always be an
asshole,
until the day you die.

Yeah, you're going to hurt my feelings if you keep up those insults.

Anyhooo... What is Alan's bosses name? What did you talk about if not
Alan or RSA? Are you still carrying a gun in public? How was Europe?
What happened to your promise to have Richard in jail? Liar.

Now, if you want to call me a liar, you've got to give examples of me
lies I've told. Since you can't do that, you should apologize. A real
man would.

Dave

Dave