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(OT) Dr. Partz puts his hands in your life: Number 203 - The Asshole
In message , Dr. Partz
writes An asshole isn't something you want to dwell upon, I can assure you, but there are some important points to be made if you want to get the best from yours; 1) Hide your asshole at ALL times. Some people can not resist a casually placed asshole and will take any opportunity to have you part company with it. Make sure you lock your doors while sitting in a traffic jam. 2) Children find assholes both entertaining and useful, often hiding stones or small toys in them. If a child persists in this behaviour it's likely he may need psychiatric assistance, or a damned good smack. 3) Remember, with the proper care your asshole may last you a lifetime. Always use A-rated batteries and never expose it directly to the sun. 5) Your asshole may become inflamed during pregnancy, so if you're affected do NOT attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery. Dr. Partz Little Boxes Nursing Home http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz "Oh you can trust me - I'm a Doctor ..." This topic arouses so much interest here... -- Sue ];( |
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(OT) Dr. Partz puts his hands in your life: Number 203 - The Asshole
Sue wrote in message ...
In message , Dr. Partz writes An asshole isn't something you want to dwell upon, I can assure you, but there are some important points to be made if you want to get the best from yours; 1) Hide your asshole at ALL times. Some people can not resist a casually placed asshole and will take any opportunity to have you part company with it. Make sure you lock your doors while sitting in a traffic jam. 2) Children find assholes both entertaining and useful, often hiding stones or small toys in them. If a child persists in this behaviour it's likely he may need psychiatric assistance, or a damned good smack. 3) Remember, with the proper care your asshole may last you a lifetime. Always use A-rated batteries and never expose it directly to the sun. 5) Your asshole may become inflamed during pregnancy, so if you're affected do NOT attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery. Dr. Partz Little Boxes Nursing Home http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz "Oh you can trust me - I'm a Doctor ..." This topic arouses so much interest here... You've clearly got a problem, Sue. If you're THAT aroused by assholes you should probably have a sex change and become a man! (Three cheers for Dr. Partz and the rest of the14thdisciple gang!!) Carl |
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Ass Hole, Wyoming
In message , tm
writes (Three cheers for Dr. Partz and the rest of the14thdisciple gang!!) Oh look. Another newbie. We're pistolpacking harddrinking godfearing folk in here, Putz, and we don't stand lightly for lameass wannabee alt.bible trolls invading our private Usenet heaven. If John Perry Barlow or Terd Fartingmore or someone even less well known don't consider you a gifted trouble-maker you ain't much use to us. Best saddle up you google and ride on outen here before you get called a dweeb. You must be from Ass Hole, Wyoming? Them cowboys out there sure can drop more names in one post than all the rest of us drop in a year. Don't guess they've ever even met a real troublemaker though, not like Bert and that smoothie that keeps repeating hisself. -- Sue C] |
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Ass Hole, Wyoming
In message , Olaf
Timandahaff writes The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots." spplrrrt wipes beer off screen I haven't heard that one before pardner, seems coarse enough for the office humour network. -- Sue ];( |
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