Opportunity For Alan Baker

We'd like to offer you an opportunity to take a step up. I have
a complimetary Level I Avalache Course courtesy of Exum Mountain
Guides. January 17-20 in Jackson Hole. You've been skiing
39 years. It's time to get off the corduroy. This complementary
tuition waiver has a value of $190.00-

Acept or Reject?
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

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(Jeff Davis) wrote:

We'd like to offer you an opportunity to take a step up. I have
a complimetary Level I Avalache Course courtesy of Exum Mountain
Guides. January 17-20 in Jackson Hole. You've been skiing
39 years. It's time to get off the corduroy. This complementary
tuition waiver has a value of $190.00-

Acept or Reject?

LOL

Thanks, but I'm already scheduled to visit folks back east just after
Christmas.

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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."


--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

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Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

Acept or Reject?

Thanks, but I'm already scheduled to visit folks back east just after
Christmas.

Spoken like a true chicken**** hiding behind the anonymity of the
internet.
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ],
Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

Acept or Reject?

Thanks, but I'm already scheduled to visit folks back east just after
Christmas.

Spoken like a true chicken**** hiding behind the anonymity of the
internet.

I dunno. Sounds reasonable to me. A friend emailed me yesterday
offering me a tour of Keck Observatory on the Big Island around the same
time. I had to turn her down, because... I'm headed back to the
mainland to see friends and family. I hope she didn't think *I* turned
down her generous offer because I was too cowardly and anonymous.

I would have expected "a true chicken**** hiding behind the anonymity of
the internet" to respond differently. Maybe:

1) Claim that he wouldn't negotiate with terrierists.

2) Insist on some silly and impossible conditions like:
A) Present to local LE and admit to imagined "felonies"
B) Reveal the identity of every anonymous poster on RSA
C)Come to you front door without providing a street address

3) Agree to meet you, but then not show up because:
A) He had an emergency softball game
B) He couldn't round up a sufficient ass kicking posse to accompany
him
C) He claims he never agreed to meet you at all.

Anyway, that's how I would expect "a true chicken**** hiding behind the
anonymity of the internet" to act.

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(Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ],
Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

Acept or Reject?

Thanks, but I'm already scheduled to visit folks back east just after
Christmas.

Spoken like a true chicken**** hiding behind the anonymity of the
internet.

LOL

Riiiiiiiight.

Because I'm supposed to rearrange my plans at the drop of a hat for a
guy living in a parking lot...

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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."


--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:01:37 -0000, (Jeff Davis)
wrote:

We'd like to offer you an opportunity to take a step up. I have
a complimetary Level I Avalache Course courtesy of Exum Mountain
Guides. January 17-20 in Jackson Hole. You've been skiing
39 years. It's time to get off the corduroy. This complementary
tuition waiver has a value of $190.00-

That sounds like something Schattie might be interested in in a couple
of years, once he gets his ski legs.

Suzie
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On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:01:37 -0000, (Jeff Davis)
wrote:

We'd like to offer you an opportunity to take a step up. I have
a complimetary Level I Avalache Course courtesy of Exum Mountain
Guides. January 17-20 in Jackson Hole. You've been skiing
39 years. It's time to get off the corduroy. This complementary
tuition waiver has a value of $190.00-

That sounds like something Schattie might be interested in in a couple
of years, once he gets his ski legs.


I just assumed that Scott and Bert had already turned the offer down.

You didn't forget to ask them, did you Jeff?

In article ],
Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

Spoken like a true chicken**** hiding behind the anonymity of the
internet.

Because I'm supposed to rearrange my plans at the drop of a hat for a
guy living in a parking lot...

How about December 13-16 then?
accept or reject?

BTW- I don't live in a parking lot. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the
lift at the town hill, with a comp pass for the season.
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

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Richard Henry wrote:

I just assumed that Scott and Bert had already turned the offer down.
You didn't forget to ask them, did you Jeff?

Scott and Bert don't need a Level I course. I'm Level III Mountain Guide
Certified by the American Avalanche Institute. They can ski safely with
me anytime they want barring Extreme Avalache Hazard.

7 hour drive to Mammoth. ****. You have to leave at midnight to get first
chair on a powder day. Ski it up to 5. 7 hour drive home puts you in bed
at 1 AM. That means to get first chair 2 days in a row you can't sleep in
your own bed. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the lift at the town hill. With
a comp season pass. And night skiing... Suck My Dick Bitch
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ],
Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

Spoken like a true chicken**** hiding behind the anonymity of the
internet.

Because I'm supposed to rearrange my plans at the drop of a hat for a
guy living in a parking lot...

How about December 13-16 then?
accept or reject?

Reject.

Sorry, but I don't make plans on the say so of a parking lot dweller.


BTW- I don't live in a parking lot. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the
lift at the town hill, with a comp pass for the season.

Sure you are.

--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."


--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."