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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2005
On Sun, 1 May 2005 13:49:29 +0000 (UTC), in alt.music.michael-jackson
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote in : forwarded to AMM-J. Note followups. Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2005 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BOBO AWARD (Vote Yes or No.) Jeremy Jaynes Yes. Deaht 2 teh Spamer!! KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Azure Linda Gore Steve Young Vito Kuhn none of the above Azure. The bible-Ptolemy thing trumps all other kookiness. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) Daryl Hunt The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff Vito Kuhn none of the above Pedos of alt.fan.aavfff COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) John Lucas Kavik Kang Steve Young none of the above John Pucas BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght Vito Kuhn neither of the above Chuckles Lysuck. GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote Yes or No.) Antonio L "Jabriol" Santana Yes. JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) ArtistMike, alias Roy PsYcHo Queer Basher, alias Oopah neither of the above PsYcHo Queer, alias Oprah TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) Eddie @ codingirc.net Linda Gore Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons Scott Abraham none of the above Potty Scotty. Long time coming for Mister Mayonnaise. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.) Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe ring_theory neither of the above Teh Pupy Wizrad!!1!!! BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) Brad Guth Linda Gore Ray Murphy Rocky Roads Steve Young none of the above Rocky Roads. GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote Yes or No.) Steve Young Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote "Yes" or "No".) Twittering One Heck yes. KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote Yes or No.) Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght Si, senors y senoras. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote Yes or No.) Steve Young Yes UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote Yes or No.) Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe Oui. [...] OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) Matthew "Onideus Mad Hatter" Moulton Vito Kuhn Matthew "Obnoxious Sad Squatter" Moulton, even though for the first time in his life this week he actually started a relevant thread that caused people to respond to him instead of flaming him mercilessly. Maybe there's hop..........errrrrrrr, on second thought. Broken clock, twice a day, all that. MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.) alt.snuh Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J Michael Jackson F'loons of AMM-J. "I don't look at myself as a basketball coach; I look at myself as a leader who happens to coach basketball."--Mike Krzyzewski, Duke University head basketball coach "I really don't think that it's a job of a high school coach to produce college players, and I don't think that it's the college coach's job to produce professional players."--Kirk Ferentz, University of Iowa head football coach |
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